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Take the marcy challenge! Everyone wish @mouse-wife a happy birthday right now
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((not sure if i should be asking muse or mun here...)) any interest in clothing ripping?
((you can ask both! either here and saying so or at @toweringboottreads :3))
NO that shit is hard to come by even if i didnt have the best damn donk known to man and a set of sloshy tits that make you forget about the previously mantioned rump
the feeling of it though now thats another story ;3c
(i love it so much hello hes hi waves i love it)
>A lawsuit involving an alternate universe mailwoman over being pushed into a water tower filled with growth formula showcases that no, women are not infact, safe from Ms. Lalonde. ...She's still mad about that, for the record.
that coulda been anyones growth inducing formula u cant prove anything
besides i or whoever this devilishly handsome perp is definitly maybe ate her so no one actually knows it happened
Roxy you really probably should trample another town. Doesn't that sound fun?
i like this plan. everyone should listen to this anon more
its so far AWAY though id have to walk through the countryside and see trees get knocked over or crushed and find travalers to nab up and toy with and be a looming threat for a city and. i like this plan
Have they considered sending women instead? You seem to not harm them as much intentionally?
lol
no i very much harm them just as good as anyone else they r still yummy and fun to poke and toy with
i have very little pref to boy v girl they are both fun to torment or love *eyebrow waggle*
have you considered looking at the news to figure out what happened? like just buy a newspaper or have it delivered to you? i know they don't post things online like luddites, but meet thek half way here.
yeah sure lemme just bust out the supersleuths magnificationifier to read the tiny print that probably just says big fat human smells bad
also they know damn well if they send a delivery person that guy aint comin back
Well maybe if you weren't lazy about building your house and also didn't like money, you'd do that!
hey being lazy pays off in style and comfort and its fun to roleplay as a giant monster who lives in a wrecked town
sleep eater is pr0bably more accurate.
people keep saying this what do i look like a GLUTTON
the answer is yes but shhhh
i will n0t shush you l0ok like m0re of a barge and a half than usual rx.
that better be some troll word for cutie pie and not the same as the human word
(what he doesnt know is that i like being big and wide and heavy but it is still rude af to say that 2 a lady)
i d0 know that. it's why i ch0se my words carefully.
how did u hear that *squints suspiciously*
its ok ill 4give u im just gracious like that it comes naturally with being so huge and correct
Honestly if you can't recall, could have been said "scientist" side of you that got you so extra sleepy. Maybe you alchemized some experimental drinks or other strange stuff that put you under for so long? If not that, could be whatever you did is also the reason you can't remember. Food for thought!
hears the word food and my cat ears that i definitly have dont fact check that perk up
i like this theory...though idk dick about alchemy and i dont got any chemical type science at THIS size much as i want it
or maybe i do and just forgot lol
Oh to be flattened against Roxy's sole like a sticker....
all u gotta do is show up ;3
Can you remember anything before you passed out, or was this another drunk bender type of night
another drunk bender lmao
i am no scientist...o wait yeah i am lol. with dat said no it wasnt unusual maybe i was just drugged O.o
You think if you removed the giant sunlight blocking whatzit they have over that city, all the dersites would start scrambling like ants?
dont start giving me IDEAS like that now i wanna do that so badly just to watch em but i cant ruin this good thing ive got going
sleep eater is pr0bably more accurate.
people keep saying this what do i look like a GLUTTON
the answer is yes but shhhh
i will n0t shush you l0ok like m0re of a barge and a half than usual rx.
that better be some troll word for cutie pie and not the same as the human word
(what he doesnt know is that i like being big and wide and heavy but it is still rude af to say that 2 a lady)
again, proving our point that we're not omnipotent by us not knowing that. i mean we should've guessed that because when a bunch of carapacians are all in one place and bored, they start repairing planets for fun. but still, we don't like spying on people 24/7!
imagine not liking to spy on folk 24/7
tho when ur big enuff to rip off roofs n peek in i dont even think that qualifies as spying lol
funny enough that scary always nighttime city that im barred from destroyin and stompin through seems lively as it always was
roxy you've crushed basically every city on earth c at this point, and you weren't even awake to enjoy doing most of it!
what the f is a earth c this is earth r (for roxy lol)
thats a lie i mean it isnt in my heart but idk if my earth has a dif name
sleep eater is pr0bably more accurate.
people keep saying this what do i look like a GLUTTON
the answer is yes but shhhh