the large screen of CRT TV in a dimly lit room hovers in front of the camera
Well a little green light did just turn on…How do I…
VISUALS CONNECTED
the TV’s screen suddenly reflects light onto itself
AHA! Bingo! Right on the money!
The TV leans back, a large grin apparent on its screen
Finally got this strange machine to conne-
a loud slam and the skittering of plastic on tile flooring is heard. The TV looks to the sound immediately and the camera jostles
[[BOOB TUBE]] IS THE [Screen time limit] ON [Yet you still fool me]?!
the TV sighs and stands up, nudging the camera with his foot and turning it to reveal a short white puppet thing in the doorway
Spamton I swear you have to be more…Never mind.
the TV sighs and turns to the camera
It’s set up anyway. Now settle.
[[SURE SURE]], WHATEVER. [[Your wish is my command]] [TRASH HEAP].
INBOX NOW OPEN
Context and mod rambles under the cut
CONTEXT
For you dear viewers and askers, while you wait for the context comic I am cooking up, you shall be supplied with the context of this blog existing in the only other way I know how, casual description and summarization.
This blog exists because Spamton gets left in Castle town by accident (and I’m taking the whole time moves faster in dark worlds to heart) and IMMEDIATELY goes to Tenna. There, a well deserved “apology” session from both sides of the party plays out. Spamton is on the run from basically everyone who knows him in castle town, and is currently hiding out in Tenna’s room in the castle. Tenna is being the sad pathetic TV he is and is mostly just staying in his room. They’ll occasionally go out and about on their own schedules, and Askers can ask them when they’re out. Tenna and Spam currently are just dealing with each other. Tenna didn’t think Spamton still thought of him and feels quite bad about Spam’s current…everything, but also is still upset about being left without warning or goodbye. He also just generally is upset with Spamton. Spamton saw his ex almost tragically die and heard everything Tenna had to say about their past, so he’s had a complete 180 of his perception of Tenna. He’s mainly glad to have someone who isn’t actively kicking him out of somewhere, and wants to get closer to him again for only monetary gain and nothing else at all absolutely nothing else, not he’s also Spamton and is being a little bitch about everything. They are on glass eggshells and are simply tolerating each other.
With that being said, torture these idiots all you want.
GUIDELINES
For my closing thoughts, some guidelines:
No NSFW!! Suggestive asks though may be asked, and then will be evaluated by yours truly.
You can curse like a sailor for all I care! You’ll get distinctly different responses.
Be respectful! Or not. Your funeral.
Have fun!
Visits from AUs are allowed!
Meta talk is allowed! They will be thoroughly confused!
Character/OC role play is allowed!
Asks are mail. Either physical, or digital, or just a straight up person talking to either of them. If these do not apply to your ask, specify.
There is a loose narrative in mind with plot points currently brewing. All of which will be affected by your asks.
Asks may occasionally be answered with a Sketch. It will depend.
PLEASE DM IF YOU WISH TO DUB
If you want to make fanart please be sure to @ this blog and use #The Mail Heap so I can reblog it on my main blog.
Finally, all mod/OOC posts and thoughts will be signed with 🖊️ and will be in blue (@invader-sans-cipher)
I apologize for the many weeks of inactivity. I am not dead, I promise you that. As of late, I have not been in the best mental state. I am also in quite a lot of sleep debt. I am not abandoning this blog, not even close, I am simply taking a break. It will not be long, possibly early to mid November will be the longest it will take for me to return. I appreciate all of your patience, and cannot wait to continue this story. I would’ve loved to have made this into a drawn update post similarly to before, but I simply am unable to.
Be calm. Be calm Tenna. Freaking out is only gonna put everyone in danger. What's going on in the room that's so shocking? We can't really see very well
Tenna tentatively takes a step forward. Spamton winces at the sound and Tenna’s breath catches
Just try to ease back into yourself, alright Spamton? You're not alone here, not anymore. Tenna just needed a moment to calm down and your kid is still here with you. Just try to feel the things around you, like the floor and your shirt. It helps, I promise.
Spamton shifts and looks towards the left, his volume dropping
@toxic-robot-yaoi-ask blog’s Camera! A useful vessel of which everyone can use! It can be customized based on who asks. It can change sizes like Tenna too. :) I am much too tired to answer an ask. I literally wrote Tenna’s name as dinner in that 4th sentence. That’s how tired I am lol
