Toxic's High Shit

An amalgamation of my thoughts/conversations while blasted as fuck

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Me: ur a vegetarian lol

Bf: yea. You eat chicken bock bock

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High Convo

Christian: my stomach chakras are messed up. Will you shock me

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High Convo

Christian: I love how when you’re naked you’re only naked in the front

Everyone else: What?

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High Convo

*Me, boyfriend, boyfriends brother, and brothers girlfriend sitting on the porch getting cross faded*

Bfs brother: I just realized something

His girl: What

Bfs brother: you’re an hour older than you were an hour ago

Me: okay so we’re cutting you off until we get some food lolz

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High Convo

Me: *necklace breaks*

Bf: put the beads in your nose

Me: *puts a bead in my nose and snorts it out*

Bf: it’s like a pocket

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Me: why do you love me

My bf: because you’re sexy and I love our relationship dynamic

Me: what’s our dynamic

My bf: um idk

Me: the floor of a Denny’s at 3am while you’re on a coke bender is what this relationship feels like to me