The Bowery Presents
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Hole
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
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bliss lane
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NASA
KIROKAZE
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
gracie abrams
Noah Kahan
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HI TQMAH INCORRECT QUOTES BLOG???
Rules and Guidelines for submitting quotes:
SFW ONLY
Nonshipping only (for now)
Swears are allowed, but please keep slurs to a minimum if you can
Please put "submitted by [your tumblr username]" in the tags. If you wish to stay anonymous, please put "submitted by anon"
Please keep in mind that this is my first blog where submissions are allowed.
The main blog for this AU is @two-quarters-make-a-half, go check it out!
I am selling digital art commissions
I am a young neurodivergent adult in Texas looking to move out of her parents' house by the end of the year. My parents are limiting my freedoms, and I need to raise enough money to move into an apartment with amenities such as air conditioning, dishwasher, and laundry. I also need to raise money to buy my first car.
Examples of my art:
Details and Ko-fi link below
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Leo: What are your adjectives? Raph: …You mean my pronouns? Leo: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Raph: …I dunno. What are yours? Leo: Noisy and chaotic! Raph: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
The next chapter, as promised
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Announcement
Hi! I just wanted to say that I'm going to try and get into a schedule with writing and posting my fics. The next TQMAH update should be posted by the end of next week (3/2/24) or the week after (3/9/24) depending on how much time I have.
On that note, I am also working on another fic. I will most likely finish the first chapter of that before I work on TQMAH. Please be patient.
Thank you for your time!
-- Crow
DO YOU HAVE A SMALL/OBSCURE/UNKNOWN AU THAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
DO YOU WANT TO INTERACT WITH OTHER SMALL TMNT CREATORS?
LOOK NO FURTHER: THE OBSCURE TMNT AU COMPETITION IS FOR YOU!
WANNA SUBMIT AN AU? DO IT HERE! ↓↓↓
MUST BE SMALL/OBSCURE. FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT YOUR OWN AU! CAN BE FANFIC
a LOT and i mean a LOT of super popular creators get into every au competition, so i wanted to host one for the less popular people! that way, there's a relatively fair chance for everybody. (this blog isn't intented to shame anyone/be negative! i just thought it'd be refreshing to have a competition consisting of small creators)
YOUR AU WILL GET IN IF:
it is submitted at least two times
you have less than ~700 (active) followers
your au fanfic has less than ~500 kudos
you have some form of content for it posted
or you have little to no fanart/fan creations
your most popular au related post has less than 300 total reblogs
that's it! submissions will be open until MARCH 1ST
COMPETITION RULES:
BE KIND TO OTHER CONTESTANTS
BE AWARE OF ANY POSSIBLE TW'S THAT APPLY TO AN AU
DON'T HARASS ANYONE COMPETING
DON'T START DRAMA (please i beg of you.)
SUBMISSION RULES:
nothing overtly explicit/sexual
no incest
one au per creator! if two or more aus from the same creator are submitted, i will pick one to put into the competition (if applicable)
don't submit your own au more than twice
(that's it)
inspired by @tmntaucompetition (and others that i can't remember oops...)
Update
Flockofcrows published a post on Ko-fi
Tello: Why are you doing this? Leo: Same reason I do everything, Tello. To get somebody to like me.
Tello: I'm gonna get my pilot's license. I've already got a driver's license and a cosmetology license, that's two of the big five licenses. Leo: The big five licenses? Tello: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill! I can't wait to get that one.
Othello: I’m taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn’t look good. You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables. Casey Junior: Is that… bad? Othello: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes. The past is a big contributor to the future. Casey Junior: Isn’t that just causality? Othello: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country. Casey Junior: So what are my odds? Othello: Do you have a family history? Casey Junior: Of what? Othello: Just, in general. Casey Junior: …Yes? Othello: Oh no.
Othello: Just be careful, Casey Junior! Casey Junior: heading out the door I'm always careful, Othello! Casey Junior: It's everything around me that's careless.
Leo: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend? Tello: Generic excuse. Leo: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face. Tello: I can.
April: Christmas is cancelled.
Tello: You can't cancel a holiday.
April: Keep it up, Tello, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Tello: What does that mean?
April: Mikey, take New Year's away from Tello.
Leo: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.
April: Are you this rude to everyone?! Tello: Yup. Tello: Don't think you're special.
