HUMMEL-ANDERSON *!

[tracehummelandersons]

hayden ​:

She gets into her uniform and puts her hair into a ponytail and grabbed her keys and gets into her car then drives to her job and then walked to a table “welcome to Breadstix my name is Hayden and I will be your server today can I start you off with some appetizers or something to drink?” @limastarters

GREAT, just what trace needed. he wasn’t sure why he’d chosen breadstix of all places to come sulk, but it had to do with something along the lines of a real bar feeling more lima loser-y. don’t get him wrong, he loved his siblings, but now definitely wasn’t the time to bump into his little sister. after that jbi jr dick leaked the fact he’d dropped out? well pretty much anyone who had crossed paths with him had bumped into mr.hyde,  “shit” he said under his breath before facing the situation head-on, “i know your name, hayden.” he grumbled, looking up at the blonde and rubbing his forehead in an obviously distressed fashion, “do you guys have like. . . wine? i don’t even care if it’s the nasty cheap stuff, h, just get me like a bottle or some shit.”

[tracehummelandersons]

@tracylaurence: no one hmu fr 😔😔😔

[tracehummelandersons]

@tracylaurence: if u ever catch me with a mullet take me out

@tracylaurence: and if ur name is julien don't fucking read this

[tracehummelandersons]

TRACY HUMMEL-ANDERSON IS LISTENING

YOUNG BLOOD, THE NAKED AND FAMOUS

♫ songs that sound better when it’s cold out, but still slap regardless

[javierbardem]

[jbonesimms]

[haydengrace-anderson-deactivate]

Hayden: So what did you think of the trip?

@tracehummelandersons, @joeyhqs, @softlcvers

[tracehummelandersons]

hayden ​:

Hayden: So what did you think of the trip?

@tracehummelandersons, @joeyhqs, @softlcvers

TRACE: bro lmaooo i didn’t even go

[tracehummelandersons]

text : eli + trace

ELI: pls get into it abt finn

ELI: yeah i mean i don't have anything better to do so why not ?!

ELI: ofc ofc

ELI: can we get high before though?

TRACE: yk how she is she needs people who r vulnerable to feel good about herself.

TRACE: who tf is she if she isn't taking care of somebody, yk?

TRACE: that's what i think is going on there.

TRACE: ofc we can get high im gonna need it to pull thru dude

[tracehummelandersons]

if you had to pick one of the doodges to take with you on a deserted island, which would you pick?

kaden. grayson is mad pale and would get sunburnt which he’d use as an excuse to not help me get us off of it. 

[tracehummelandersons]

What do you think of your sister Hayden

um? i mean she’s my sister so even if she gets on my nerves as much as my brothers do sometimes she’s still family. isn’t that how most people feel about their siblings? 

[tracehummelandersons]

best fuck you've ever had?

i don’t feel like this is the best place to answer that? ask me in private and i’ll tell you ahaha.

[tracehummelandersons]

favorite hot spot in nyc?

speaking candidly, the hot spot is wherever i am. 

[limamuckraker]

HELLO LIMA LOSERS!

i’m sure all of you are wondering just where your beloved muckraker is today and to that i have one simple answer. it’s not coming! after much deliberation, i’ve come to the conclusion that weekly releases of the muckraker have just become too difficult for my perfect hands to craft and publish at the rate that i am! so instead, i will now be posting the muckraker every other week. besides, i think i’d like to build a little more anticipation for when i do drop the hottest gossip. 

that being said, with a new bi-weekly system of the muckraker being posted, in addition to doing the typical work of answering your questions and racking up your tips, honesty hours and the posting of ask memes will occur in the weeks without the muckraker. 

so, now that that’s cleared up, anyone who’s interested in participating in lima’s first ever honesty hour please reblog this post.

x JBI JR.

p.s: for those who don’t know what honesty hour is, it’s free game on any and all who reblog this post! go into their askbox and harass them with those burning questions i know we all have. all i will say is be sure to reblog this post today if you are looking to participate! good luck, and be sure to be brutal everyone!

[tracehummelandersons]

text : eli + trace

ELI: ya it was nice !!

ELI: I KNOW ?? LIKE ?? i tried to tell finn it was fucked and she rly was not having it idk what her deal is

ELI: ugh

ELI: fine i'll do it i GUESS

TRACE: damn ahaha

TRACE: idk if u want me to get into it abt finn but that pic is definitely sus

TRACE: fuck, fr?

TRACE: thanks dude.

[tracehummelandersons]

text : eli + trace

ELI: no i dont regret going i think ivy had more fun with me there !! so like that part was nice or w/e

ELI: she ltrly went to chicago with leo and posted some v questionable pics on her ig. it straight up looks like they're dating

ELI: omg fuuuuuuck trace nooooooo please don't make me

ELI: i already have to go opening night

TRACE: that's good tho?

TRACE: fr? lemme go look

TRACE: dude that one pic is like straight up him in bed

TRACE: smh e im not gonna make u

TRACE: i just think u should go with me

[tracehummelandersons]

text : eli + trace

ELI: it was fun !! sorta

ELI: beach was nice but where ivy goes drama simply follows smh. did u see finn's instagram post? the way i want to punch her in the mf face

ELI: nothing i don't think. y?????

TRACE: do u regret going?

TRACE: haha no idt i even follow her anymore, what'd she do??

TRACE: dude pls come with me to see mamma mia in the afternoon. i can't make it to any other show

[tracehummelandersons]

text : eli + trace

TRACE: how's la dude?

TRACE: btw wyd sunday afternoon??