Tracen Academy Emergency Services

Tracen Academy’s Emergency Medical Services team is dedicated to providing effective, timely, and crucial treatment for all students and staff. Please follow this page for regular updates on emergencies and developing situations around the campus. Also, if anyone has any information on the whereabouts of the keys to the Director’s car, please contact campus security immediately. Please.

[tracenemergencyservices]

@meisho-doto-blue Is missing...

We’ll keep our eyes open! Although half of our team is missing too!

[tracenemergencyservices]

Konnichiwa!

Or… however you guys say it here :P.

If ya see that runt, Cross, tell ‘er big California’s in town and reering for that race this go ‘round cuz I got dibs from last time! >:3

Ciao!

Sure we can let her know when she comes in for her next physical!

[tracenemergencyservices]

don t wory :) inanswered the bdornand tazuna gave mne cookies!!!! Becausehaw she knew i was hingry :))) she give cookieds!!! Open the door Open the door Open the door

Yeah they’re gone

[tracenemergencyservices]

Hello, you're part of the ambulance team, right?

I'm the new nurse, Shima Tora.

I'm not on Umablr, but I do enjoy your posts!

Pinch Hitter picked the right time to retire.

Thank you nurse Tora! We look forwards to transporting you patients with things stuck up their butts!

[tracenemergencyservices]

hey so Tazuna is knocking on my door but I coulda sworn she was out sick, is she feeling better?

DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR

[tracenemergencyservices]

You need to get your second director-secretary duo away from the wine

I don’t k ow if we have the authority to stop that! Also, please don’t drink and drive, or drink and run if you’re an Umamusume!

[tracenemergencyservices]

The Umas keep acting like animals. Unrelated, I'm scared.

Woof! That sounds real ruff!

[tracenemergencyservices]

Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet have spent a month in the closet from the last time everyone played seven minutes in heaven

I'm scared to check what they're doing in there

Do you smell anything that might smell like a dead body? If not then they’re probably fine! If you smell burnt toast please get that checked!

[tracenemergencyservices]

DOTO HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY A DEMON!

I think it is because she was sad that Fuji and Opera are dating. I blame those two for this

You mean she hasn’t been possessed this entire time? That’s news to me!

[tracenemergencyservices]

I have gotten stuck in the wet concrete of the construction site. I could escape but I fear it would break Urara’s frail bones. Please send help.

Kind regards,

Imagine Losing

Gentildonna is on her way with a jackhammer and a hacksaw!

[tracen-academy-pr]

How is everyone doing today?

[the-acursed-uma]

Uh.. not great. The director called me into her office for help with getting rid of The Hand Of Vecna and it didn't go well.

Now my shadow has the Hand Of Vecna and is holding the director hostage in the shadow realm. Oh. And my shadow is going to destroy the world

[digitanlikesumas]

@tracenemergencyservices HELLO???????????? PLEASE HELP?????? WHO THE GELL SAYS THAT ON UMABLR FOR EVERYONE TO SEE WHAT??

[tracenemergencyservices]

Hey please don’t do that! Thanks!

[tracenemergencyservices]

Help me. Please. The demons....

*She collapses, shaking in fear.*

@the-acursed-uma

Hi! What seems to be the problem? Do the demons require medical attention?

[the-acursed-uma]

*She shakes her head.*

No... they won't leave me. I want them gone.

[tracenemergencyservices]

Does anyone know where Matikanefukukitaru is? She might be able to help!

[tracenemergencyservices]

Help me. Please. The demons....

*She collapses, shaking in fear.*

@the-acursed-uma

Hi! What seems to be the problem? Do the demons require medical attention?

[tracenemergencyservices]

is it an emergency to report that the phantom umamusume is back?

Is she injured?

[shining-star-of-losers]

No silly!! The eyedrops are to dilate your eyes!! Don't worry, they'll only hurt a little bit!

No

*Casts Disintegrate*

[yearofconfusion]

Urara, that's not very nice :(

[shining-star-of-losers]

Who? Oh fuck yeah her. Uh… my bad…

[yearofconfusion]

Oh, I know you. You're the scoundrel who's been possessing-slash-bullying Urara, aren't you? Shame on you, taking advantage of a young woman for her body!

[shining-star-of-losers]

Hey man, please phrase that any other way.

[yearofconfusion]

You masher! You peeper tom! I suppose you "look away" when she needs to use the bathroom? For shame!

[shining-star-of-losers]

She needs to use the bathroom?? Fuck, I haven’t been alive in so long… I don’t remember how to…

[yearofconfusion]

Are you trying to tell me you haven't even been letting her use the bathroom?! You MONSTER! She's probably in so much pain right now! You get out of there right now and let her use the bathroom, or I'll be forced to use a "girl's best friend" on you!

[shining-star-of-losers]

(The creature momentarily retreats. Urara collapses to the ground unconscious, her body covered in bruises, chaffing, and scrapes from a creature who can’t feel pain being in control of her body.)

[yearofconfusion]

Oh, this is bad, this is real bad...

Don't worry, Urara!

*She picks Urara up in her arms* Wow, you're heavier than I thought...

I'll run you to the infirmary! NURSE! NUUUURSE!!! DO WE EVEN HAVE A NURSE?!

[thealphaoftheleaders]

Hey Confusion whatcha- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?!?!

[yearofconfusion]

A dirty old man has been taking advantage of Urara for her body and scratching her up ):

[thealphaoftheleaders]

Oh.. uegh.. that's... disgusting in so many ways... Here, you watch her, I'll go get the director! She'll! Know what to do! Probably!

*She leaves to look for director akikawa*

@yayoi-akikawa-official

[yayoi-akikawa-official]

Emergency! Thank you for getting me, Rizz!

*hands over some special rope*

Use this to restrain her if the demon comes back.

@tracenemergencyservices

Urara's been possessed! We need an exorcist immediately!

[tracenemergencyservices]

Our exorcist is currently on administrative leave after attempting an unauthorized ritual on Maruzensky’s car, but I’ve got a “Bibel” and some Dasani water so I think that’ll work!

[yayoi-akikawa-official]

Frustration! This is no time for jokes! One of my students is possessed!

[tracenemergencyservices]

It’s ok it’s holy water! It should work!

[shining-star-of-losers]

No silly!! The eyedrops are to dilate your eyes!! Don't worry, they'll only hurt a little bit!

No

*Casts Disintegrate*

[yearofconfusion]

Urara, that's not very nice :(

[shining-star-of-losers]

Who? Oh fuck yeah her. Uh… my bad…

[yearofconfusion]

Oh, I know you. You're the scoundrel who's been possessing-slash-bullying Urara, aren't you? Shame on you, taking advantage of a young woman for her body!

[shining-star-of-losers]

Hey man, please phrase that any other way.

[yearofconfusion]

You masher! You peeper tom! I suppose you "look away" when she needs to use the bathroom? For shame!

[shining-star-of-losers]

She needs to use the bathroom?? Fuck, I haven’t been alive in so long… I don’t remember how to…

[yearofconfusion]

Are you trying to tell me you haven't even been letting her use the bathroom?! You MONSTER! She's probably in so much pain right now! You get out of there right now and let her use the bathroom, or I'll be forced to use a "girl's best friend" on you!

[shining-star-of-losers]

(The creature momentarily retreats. Urara collapses to the ground unconscious, her body covered in bruises, chaffing, and scrapes from a creature who can’t feel pain being in control of her body.)

[yearofconfusion]

Oh, this is bad, this is real bad...

Don't worry, Urara!

*She picks Urara up in her arms* Wow, you're heavier than I thought...

I'll run you to the infirmary! NURSE! NUUUURSE!!! DO WE EVEN HAVE A NURSE?!

[thealphaoftheleaders]

Hey Confusion whatcha- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER?!?!

[yearofconfusion]

A dirty old man has been taking advantage of Urara for her body and scratching her up ):

[thealphaoftheleaders]

Oh.. uegh.. that's... disgusting in so many ways... Here, you watch her, I'll go get the director! She'll! Know what to do! Probably!

*She leaves to look for director akikawa*

@yayoi-akikawa-official

[yayoi-akikawa-official]

Emergency! Thank you for getting me, Rizz!

*hands over some special rope*

Use this to restrain her if the demon comes back.

@tracenemergencyservices

Urara's been possessed! We need an exorcist immediately!

[tracenemergencyservices]

Our exorcist is currently on administrative leave after attempting an unauthorized ritual on Maruzensky’s car, but I’ve got a “Bibel” and some Dasani water so I think that’ll work!

[tracenemergencyservices]

Freddy Fazbear is in the basement

He tends to get quirky at night! Just don’t spend more than five nights in there and it should be fine.