I am Confusion!

I'm just saying that the races might be actually interesting if they could all pull a Doto and poison each other mid-race. Think of the tension, the stakes have never been higher!

nO! DON'T POISON EACH OTHER

umalordship

I agree with anon

@yearofconfusion note this down

Aye aye, captain!~

*The Safety Inspector arrives, a tall, slender man who looks rather old. He wears close that are comfortable, yet clealy expensive, and holds a tablet that he uses to note things down. He's rather tall, a looming presence over most in the school, and holds a stiff upper lip with a complete lack of smile lines. His face rarely changes from a mild frown, only really showing mild intrigue or scoffing at certain aspects. The only part of him not dressed in sleek, comfortable professionalism is a strange amulet, lined with gemstones. A safety precaution.*

Hello. I have received reports that you have been involved in all manner of incidents dating a few months back. Would you care to discuss them?

...come back with a warrant.

#umamblr #Asks

So, you say you want to become a god, eh...?~ I cannot help you with that, but I am capable of spreading the Good Word!~

nO I DON'T, STOP I DON'T WANNA

Hypnotize the masses...? I do not know if that is even within my wheelhouse, Gitan, you naughty filly you...!~ But, if you are so insistent, I could try to hypnotize some...!~

Large scale hypnosis is not feasible. We must convince the peasants to join us willingly. / Silly jokey time.

Yeah, as we cannot commit large scale hypnosis, that seems to be the only course Gitan will let us take...!

STOP. PLEASE.

Geez, it is a good thing we do not insist on backing out, look at how desperate she is for us to convince all of Japan...

CONNIE, I'M BEING SERIOUS, STOP. DO NOT HYPNOTISE PEOPLE.

CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE??

Aw, Gitantan, you should know better than to take me seriously like that...

...of course I can? Why would I not?

thank goodness...

I thought with that.... uhh that one thing where a buncha magic got weakened, that you wouldn't be able to do that anymore

My magic is lodged into my head, remember? I cannot really function without that stuff, since it is so delicately woven into my being...I am not like Holy Cure.

ohh

...I will admit...it is nice to be the most capable again...

you have... jealousy issues.

I am perfectly normal in that regard...!

So, you say you want to become a god, eh...?~ I cannot help you with that, but I am capable of spreading the Good Word!~

nO I DON'T, STOP I DON'T WANNA

Hypnotize the masses...? I do not know if that is even within my wheelhouse, Gitan, you naughty filly you...!~ But, if you are so insistent, I could try to hypnotize some...!~

Large scale hypnosis is not feasible. We must convince the peasants to join us willingly. / Silly jokey time.

Yeah, as we cannot commit large scale hypnosis, that seems to be the only course Gitan will let us take...!

STOP. PLEASE.

Geez, it is a good thing we do not insist on backing out, look at how desperate she is for us to convince all of Japan...

CONNIE, I'M BEING SERIOUS, STOP. DO NOT HYPNOTISE PEOPLE.

CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE??

Aw, Gitantan, you should know better than to take me seriously like that...

...of course I can? Why would I not?

thank goodness...

I thought with that.... uhh that one thing where a buncha magic got weakened, that you wouldn't be able to do that anymore

My magic is lodged into my head, remember? I cannot really function without that stuff, since it is so delicately woven into my being...I am not like Holy Cure.

ohh

...I will admit...it is nice to be the most capable again...

So, you say you want to become a god, eh...?~ I cannot help you with that, but I am capable of spreading the Good Word!~

nO I DON'T, STOP I DON'T WANNA

Hypnotize the masses...? I do not know if that is even within my wheelhouse, Gitan, you naughty filly you...!~ But, if you are so insistent, I could try to hypnotize some...!~

Large scale hypnosis is not feasible. We must convince the peasants to join us willingly. / Silly jokey time.

Yeah, as we cannot commit large scale hypnosis, that seems to be the only course Gitan will let us take...!

STOP. PLEASE.

Geez, it is a good thing we do not insist on backing out, look at how desperate she is for us to convince all of Japan...

CONNIE, I'M BEING SERIOUS, STOP. DO NOT HYPNOTISE PEOPLE.

CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE??

Aw, Gitantan, you should know better than to take me seriously like that...

...of course I can? Why would I not?

thank goodness...

I thought with that.... uhh that one thing where a buncha magic got weakened, that you wouldn't be able to do that anymore

My magic is lodged into my head, remember? I cannot really function without that stuff, since it is so delicately woven into my being...I am not like Holy Cure.

So, you say you want to become a god, eh...?~ I cannot help you with that, but I am capable of spreading the Good Word!~

nO I DON'T, STOP I DON'T WANNA

Hypnotize the masses...? I do not know if that is even within my wheelhouse, Gitan, you naughty filly you...!~ But, if you are so insistent, I could try to hypnotize some...!~

Large scale hypnosis is not feasible. We must convince the peasants to join us willingly. / Silly jokey time.

Yeah, as we cannot commit large scale hypnosis, that seems to be the only course Gitan will let us take...!

STOP. PLEASE.

Geez, it is a good thing we do not insist on backing out, look at how desperate she is for us to convince all of Japan...

CONNIE, I'M BEING SERIOUS, STOP. DO NOT HYPNOTISE PEOPLE.

CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE??

Aw, Gitantan, you should know better than to take me seriously like that...

...of course I can? Why would I not?

My girlfriend does not want to be a God

@wildhorsedullahan

She keeps telling me she does! She wants to be, quote, "Earth's mother, who art in heaven."

confusionthepsychic

You may be more liked if you did not lie constantly.

like you?

So, you say you want to become a god, eh...?~ I cannot help you with that, but I am capable of spreading the Good Word!~

nO I DON'T, STOP I DON'T WANNA

Hypnotize the masses...? I do not know if that is even within my wheelhouse, Gitan, you naughty filly you...!~ But, if you are so insistent, I could try to hypnotize some...!~

Large scale hypnosis is not feasible. We must convince the peasants to join us willingly. / Silly jokey time.

Yeah, as we cannot commit large scale hypnosis, that seems to be the only course Gitan will let us take...!

STOP. PLEASE.

Geez, it is a good thing we do not insist on backing out, look at how desperate she is for us to convince all of Japan...

My girlfriend does not want to be a God

@wildhorsedullahan

She keeps telling me she does! She wants to be, quote, "Earth's mother, who art in heaven."

#umamblr #Asks

So, you say you want to become a god, eh...?~ I cannot help you with that, but I am capable of spreading the Good Word!~

nO I DON'T, STOP I DON'T WANNA

Hypnotize the masses...? I do not know if that is even within my wheelhouse, Gitan, you naughty filly you...!~ But, if you are so insistent, I could try to hypnotize some...!~

Large scale hypnosis is not feasible. We must convince the peasants to join us willingly. / Silly jokey time.

Yeah, as we cannot commit large scale hypnosis, that seems to be the only course Gitan will let us take...!

So, you say you want to become a god, eh...?~ I cannot help you with that, but I am capable of spreading the Good Word!~

nO I DON'T, STOP I DON'T WANNA