I am Confusion!

Umablr blog for the famous uma, Confusion! ...what do you mean you don't know who I am?

[yearofconfusion]

You are now under my power...you WILL let me win the race...

What do you mean you don't even know who I am?!

// Roleplay blog for Confusion, perhaps the most famous character in all of Umamusume! I'll try to stick to her character as much as I can, but I haven't roleplayed in a long time, so bear with me...

// Both mun and muse use She/Her

// Fine with shipping, likely no NSFW, not that either of those are likely to come up. Girl x girl forever though.

// She's probably transfem because every character I care about is. Sorry,

[challengermeishodoto]

Fret not, dear Doto! I, the great psychic Confusion, want you!

you do?

[yearofconfusion]

Yes, of course!

[umalordship]

Okay let me make something clear here

I am not a trans man. I am not a trans woman. I am not a detransitioner.

I am a cisgender MAN.

I was simply born with unusually high umastrogen levels that made me look naturally more feminine. And be good at racing. But I am not an uma. I have human ears, my tail is underdeveloped, my boobs are natural but that's a consequence of the umastrogen, but I was assigned male at birth and still identify as a man.

I am tired of hiding who I am under fake ears and a silly hat. It took a lot of courage to be able to come out publically, so I'd like to ask for more respect, especially on the part of the Tracen Academy staff, who is still a very big part of my past and my public image even if I'm no longer related to it.

[yearofconfusion]

Fret not, Lord Gorushi! With mine psychic powers, this can be easily fixed!~

*She psychically moves a table with limb straps behind Julius, holds out a giant syringe with a pink liquid inside, and degasses it.*

Now, just take a deep breath, because this may sting a little...!

[umalordship]

Connie, I appreciate it, but can we... not? Do that? Please?

[yearofconfusion]

Why? Are you afraid of shots?

*She puts the needle away*

Fret not any further, Lord Gorushi! I will simply strap you to The Machine, instead!

[umalordship]

Maybe I like being a man? Maybe I like being seen as a man? Maybe I just want to be loved for being who I am, and not who I pretend to be? Is this so absurd to you?

[yearofconfusion]

Yes.

[challengermeishodoto]

U-Um... Hello umablr. I was told by my friends I should make an account here. S-So here I am. Um... how do I set a picture? Huh? Oh no...

//Hi! I'm new to rp, so please be nice.

//I won't be doing poly shipping. I prefer to monoship.

[umalordship]

Okay let me make something clear here

I am not a trans man. I am not a trans woman. I am not a detransitioner.

I am a cisgender MAN.

I was simply born with unusually high umastrogen levels that made me look naturally more feminine. And be good at racing. But I am not an uma. I have human ears, my tail is underdeveloped, my boobs are natural but that's a consequence of the umastrogen, but I was assigned male at birth and still identify as a man.

I am tired of hiding who I am under fake ears and a silly hat. It took a lot of courage to be able to come out publically, so I'd like to ask for more respect, especially on the part of the Tracen Academy staff, who is still a very big part of my past and my public image even if I'm no longer related to it.

[yearofconfusion]

Fret not, Lord Gorushi! With mine psychic powers, this can be easily fixed!~

*She psychically moves a table with limb straps behind Julius, holds out a giant syringe with a pink liquid inside, and degasses it.*

Now, just take a deep breath, because this may sting a little...!

[umalordship]

Connie, I appreciate it, but can we... not? Do that? Please?

[yearofconfusion]

Why? Are you afraid of shots?

*She puts the needle away*

Fret not any further, Lord Gorushi! I will simply strap you to The Machine, instead!

[umalordship]

Okay let me make something clear here

I am not a trans man. I am not a trans woman. I am not a detransitioner.

I am a cisgender MAN.

I was simply born with unusually high umastrogen levels that made me look naturally more feminine. And be good at racing. But I am not an uma. I have human ears, my tail is underdeveloped, my boobs are natural but that's a consequence of the umastrogen, but I was assigned male at birth and still identify as a man.

I am tired of hiding who I am under fake ears and a silly hat. It took a lot of courage to be able to come out publically, so I'd like to ask for more respect, especially on the part of the Tracen Academy staff, who is still a very big part of my past and my public image even if I'm no longer related to it.

[yearofconfusion]

Fret not, Lord Gorushi! With mine psychic powers, this can be easily fixed!~

*She psychically moves a table with limb straps behind Julius, holds out a giant syringe with a pink liquid inside, and degasses it.*

Now, just take a deep breath, because this may sting a little...!

[yearofconfusion]

Where is Gorushi, by the by? I have not seen her in a hot minute nor even a lightly-toasted hour!

[confusionthepsychic]

That is no longer his name. Also, he is a man now... or... supposedly, the whole time.

[yearofconfusion]

Sigh...I should have expected this behavior from you. Still, I find myself disappointed...

You always were the cis one, after all...

[confusionthepsychic]

Post by @umalordship

💬 0  🔁 3  ❤️ 4 · Okay let me make something clear here I am not a trans man. I am not a trans woman. I am not a detransitioner. I am a cis

https://www.tumblr.com/umalordship/821904668120776704?source=share

It unnerves me, too, but it is unfortunately real.

Either that, or the account has been hacked. Both seem just as plausible.

[yearofconfusion]

Oh! Then this is easily remediable.

[confusionthepsychic]

What are you thinking?

[yearofconfusion]

Smiles.

[yearofconfusion]

Your psychic magic is intrinsically linked to who you are, so if we changed the magic would the Connie change?

Let's test this theory!~

*Your hypnosis is replaced with telekinesis, along with whatever changes need to happen for this to be non harmful.

Also it goes back to normal after like 5 asks or something.*

What th

*TELEKINETIC CONFUSION EVENT*

I...I did it...I have won...

[yearofconfusion]

Where is Gorushi, by the by? I have not seen her in a hot minute nor even a lightly-toasted hour!

[confusionthepsychic]

That is no longer his name. Also, he is a man now... or... supposedly, the whole time.

[yearofconfusion]

Sigh...I should have expected this behavior from you. Still, I find myself disappointed...

You always were the cis one, after all...

[your-divine-medication]

Oh, No She’s Telling The Truth This Happened I Guess.

[yearofconfusion]

It is most fucked up, but fret not, it can be fixed!

[yearofconfusion]

Where is Gorushi, by the by? I have not seen her in a hot minute nor even a lightly-toasted hour!

[confusionthepsychic]

That is no longer his name. Also, he is a man now... or... supposedly, the whole time.

[yearofconfusion]

Sigh...I should have expected this behavior from you. Still, I find myself disappointed...

You always were the cis one, after all...

[confusionthepsychic]

Post by @umalordship

💬 0  🔁 3  ❤️ 4 · Okay let me make something clear here I am not a trans man. I am not a trans woman. I am not a detransitioner. I am a cis

https://www.tumblr.com/umalordship/821904668120776704?source=share

It unnerves me, too, but it is unfortunately real.

Either that, or the account has been hacked. Both seem just as plausible.

[yearofconfusion]

Oh! Then this is easily remediable.

[yearofconfusion]

Where is Gorushi, by the by? I have not seen her in a hot minute nor even a lightly-toasted hour!

[confusionthepsychic]

That is no longer his name. Also, he is a man now... or... supposedly, the whole time.

[yearofconfusion]

Sigh...I should have expected this behavior from you. Still, I find myself disappointed...

You always were the cis one, after all...

[yearofconfusion]

Gold Ship is a cis man now, I don't make the rules

Away with you, transmisogynistic scum! I've already dealt with enough conversion therapists for my lifetime!

[yearofconfusion]

Where is Gorushi, by the by? I have not seen her in a hot minute nor even a lightly-toasted hour!

[renegade-wraith]

I miss having a body...

[yearofconfusion]

Oh? Are you a ghost in search of a host...?

[stupidestasshole]

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

[c0mpetitive-4mour]

Hey. Fuck your life

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【... Hell's happenin'...? Birds?】

[yearofconfusion]

[yearofconfusion]

Though the goddesses are perfect in every way, I must still question their senseless creation of "men"...

[glittering-sun-of-catastrophes]

There can be no good without evil. No victory without conflict. It is necessary.

[yearofconfusion]

That is true...I have raised a wise daughter.

[glittering-sun-of-catastrophes]

Mama . . . I love you . . .

[yearofconfusion]

Awww! I love you as well, sweetie!~