Local Bastard

An artist and a sinner | He/Him ♂Adrian : ig/sc: Adrian.loc

[homoluigi]

What if instead of a jock strap it was a joke strap and clowns wore them. You wanna know how I got these cheeks?

[homoluigi]

[bakwaaas]

normalise disliking celebrities for no reason. they don’t have to be ‘problematic’ or ‘cancelled’ I just find them annoying

[energyprison]

so scared of tight pussy what if my dick comes off

[hustlerose]

pussy had me like FUS RO DAH fuckin stupid post who even reblogs shit like this

[normal-horoscopes]

Please do not tell neurodivergent children that they are aliens. It is weird that I have to say this.

[normal-horoscopes]

Y'all are being extra fuckin weird lately. Some shit must be in retrograde. The avagander line is all fucked up.

[lightning-and-lavender-fire]

Avagander line? Mainly asking cause my brain is entrenched in lyricwriting mode so I’ve been on the lookout for interesting things I don’t know about yet that would make for cool metaphors and this sounded like one, but Googling it turns up nothing useful.

[normal-horoscopes]

I am so sorry but avagander at deez nuts

[c3po]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blackvelvetofnight]

pretty obsessed with this one

[blackvelvetofnight]

important images I've discovered:

[serialreblogger]

hello i would like to add

who put this rodent in high heels

[marmorbun]

these guys are so fucking animal

[ranchuppi]

drew this earlier today cause i was tired of not drawing something awful 

[huffylemon]

[delirious--mistakes]

[yermemeblog]

That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

[medusolo]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

"Marxist-leninist" Girl just say fascist.

Marxist-Leninists actually did the most work towards defeating fascism like in real life and not in political compass posting world

[top-lil]

this neglects to mention the vital role that American lend-lease played in the Soviets being able to, you know, survive

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Uh. Okay?

[recreationaldivorce]

this is the down with cis bus person

[tamamita]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[evergrace2]

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

[opalsandcream]

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

[plumslices]

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

[chancemedley116]

On my way to buy groceries