rule number two: break rule number one

Independent and selective Arkham-verse Harley Quinn rp.

[thegenesisrhapsodos]

Why would I apologize for being a monster? Has anyone ever apologized for turning me into one?

(via thegenesisrhapsodos)

[shxriffwoody-deactivated2014071]

anonymously tell me what you think of my character portrayal

[vivimancy-blog]

[frothyfrothy-loins]

[trainedtherapist]

&&. would you please kindly reblog this if you don’t mind being sent questions for you/your muse ? and if you want to specify in the tags what kind of questions are your favorites ( to be answered by the writer or by the muse, for example ), that’d also be lovely ?

[musingmemes]

    concerned meme

“ are you okay? ”

“ you don’t look so good ”

“ sit down, you look faint ”

“ have you eaten today? ”

“ please, just rest for a minute please ”

“ i’m worried about you ”

“ what the hell happened? ”

“ did someone do this to you? ”

“ what’s wrong? ”

“ how long has this been going on? ”

“ why didn’t you tell me? ”

“ i can’t not care about you ”

“ don’t tell me you’re fine. this is not fine ”

[faerieroleplaymemes]

“Sucker Punch” sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“We had a deal.”

“You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!”

“If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.”

“We don’t keep things here that have no purpose.”

“For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.”

“I want you to dance.”

“You’ll never have me… ever.”

“Your fight for survival starts right now.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say anything!”

“Let the pain go. Let the hurt go. Let the guilt go.”

“Don’t ever write a check with your mouth you can’t cash with your ass.”

“I’m the star of the show, remember?”

“This can’t be. We did everything right.”

“We’re already dead.”

“I’m willing to give you freedom. Pure and total freedom.”

“He/she said everything would be okay.”

“I’m only doing this because you guys would get caught without me.”

“You have to live for all of us now.”

“You think you’re special, don’t you?”

“This was never my story. It’s yours.”

“I have seen some tortured souls in here.”

“Shut off that damn music!”

“All I require from you is a slither of a moment.”

“You’re suddenly not aware of what it is we do here?”

“It’s just us now.”

“Have you ever just wanted to just take something back? You know, something you said? Something you did?”

“Don’t close your eyes; I need you to look at me.”

“Send me a postcard from paradise.”

“You’ve got to promise me two things.”

“Oh, and one more thing…”

“It’s okay, it’s better this way.”

“You don’t want to be judged? You won’t be.”

“There is a way to fix anything.”

“If I say it’s over, we stop.”

“You simple inbred idiot!”

“Did you lose your fight, huh?”

“The dance should be more than just titillation.”

“What you’re imagining right now, that world you control? That place can be as real as any pain.”

“I’m gonna escape from here.”

“Don’t worry, I don’t bite very hard.”

“Kiss the neck. It works every time!”

“You’re the only one of us who ever had a chance out there.”

“Now listen, I’m gonna walk out there and when they come after me, you go, okay?”

“It’s too late to play the good guy. It’s far too late.”

[trainedtherapist]

More Angsty rp Starters

"What are you doing? No, stop!"

"Is that blood!? Oh god."

"What are you doing down here by yourself?"

"Where did these cuts come from?"

"There is a bullet in your arm! We need to get you to a hospital!"

"Oh my god. W-Wake up! Oh please wake up!"

"Hey, are you okay?"

"You know, you should have said something! You're lucky I was here."

"Oh god, you just almost died!"

"Look out!"

"Here, take my hand. Everything's fine. Just hold on to me and keep moving."

"Don't look down."

"Take my hand!"

"You're going to be fine. I promise."

"What the hell happened to you!?"

"Hold still. It hurts worse if you move."

"You idiot! What do you think you were doing out there!?"

"Don't move."

"Oh Jesus. It sliced right across your face. No wonder you can't see."

"Hold on. What's the matter with your leg?"

"You're lucky to be alive right now."

"Oh, god. I didn't sign up for this. _______, I'm not a doctor!"

"I thought you were dead."

"We are going to die."

"Run!"

"Can you stand? Are you okay? Are you even conscious?"

"________? ________, you need to get up right now. Can you do that?"

"You've got a blood stain on the back of your shirt, and I really hope it's not yours."

"My god, I thought you said you could swim! What you did right there is called drowning!"

"Why didn't you tell me you were hurt!?"

[trainedtherapist]

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters

"Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."

"I gotta go bribe a cop."

"But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."

"Please stop giving my mom cigars."

"Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."

"You've never done this before?"

"Maybe we can help each other."

"All I did was ask him for a drink."

"Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."

"I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."

"But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."

"I just don't feel like going home okay?"

"So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."

"Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."

"You haven't told me anything about you."

"Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."

"I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."

"And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"

"After what you told me, I'm never going home again."

"I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."

"I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."

"Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."

"I know how hard this must be for you."

"You have no idea how any of this is for me."

"They have to pay for what they've done."

"They won't listen."

"We'll make them listen."

"You do not want to test me."

"You think this is still about you?"

"You should have just killed me. You coward."

"This is an offer, not an order."

"I did some digging into your, uh past activities."

"A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."

"I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."

"Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."

"I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."

"Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."

"He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."

"I want you to touch my face."

"Just tell me what you feel."

"You need anything else, you know where to find me."

"You want the short answer or the long one?"

"We need to contain this."

"Lying to that woman is impossible."

"Choose a side."

"I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."

"That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."

"Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."

"Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."

"Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."

"Let's get this started."

"You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."

"Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."

"Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."

"Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"

"What a shithole."

"This is my life and I made something of it, without you."

"Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."

"Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"

"You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."

"Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."

"We all pay for our choices."

"I've learned a lot since you've been gone."

"You're a dick."

"Say that you want my help."

"I want you to help yourself."

"I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."

"In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."

"I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."

"Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."

"You do your job, I'll do mine."

"On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."

"So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"

"You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."

"Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."

"If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."

"We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."

"Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."

"Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."

"You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."

"I'm not afraid to die."

"We'll be together, that's all that matters."

"You really think that this will change anything?"

[trainedtherapist]

calming starter sentences

"Its okay, I'm here."

"I'm not going to leave you."

"Everything is okay."

"I'm going to protect you."

"I believe in you."

"Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."

"You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."

"You're not going to lose me."

"I love you."

"I'll stay right here, okay?"

"Just breathe."

"I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."

"You're everything to me."

"I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"You don't have to be alone."

[trainedtherapist]

There is a post I have on my personal that had four of the most GORGEOUS red lipsticks/stains/glosses I’ve ever seen and ffs I can’t find it and all so perfectly Harley.

[mvtricide]

{harley & jerome}

[mvtricide]

Jerome looked up when Harley came in the room, a mischievous look crossing his face as he did so. “Oh, I’ve got a lot in mind.” He winked, suddenly jumping up from where he’d been sitting. He crossed over to her, grin spreading. “Sneak out, cause a little mayhem, see who we can piss off. It’ll be fun, c’mon!” He spun her around, pushing her along. “Get dressed!” 

[trainedtherapist]

“Okay! Okay!” Harley giggled, allowing him to spin her around back into the bedroom where she promptly set about getting ready and paying little heed to Jerome’s presence as she changed. Ducking into the bathroom to apply a quick coating of her favourite crimson lipgloss and to grab her boots from where she’d abandoned them the previous night, Harley gave him a quick twirl as she returned. “Ready and rarin’ ta go.”

[bitchisalifechoice]

[sassy-alien]

I want to post a better quality video tomorrow, but for now, here’s me being a bad-ass.

[95kk]

[knifepics]

Balisong (Butterfly Knife)

[gunrunnerhell]

Begg Knives - Bowie Balisong

[youstolemycoat]

“Truly? Well, that just won’t do. We’ll have to make a point to them, first thing in the morning.” He held up his empty glass, “assuming the inevitable hangover will allow. Tell me, would you be opposed to making walking bombs of your minions? I have a nasty spell which behaves much like a virus. Symptoms may include dizziness, head aches ad violently exploding at socially inappropriate times.”

[trainedtherapist]

“Wait, that’s really a thing? I’ve only ever seen that in a video game,” Harley replied as she reached for the bottle to pour Nick another glass. There wasn’t particularly any disbelief in her voice, more a sort of morbid curiosity that he could make such a thing happen.

(When your best friend could control plants, one of Gotham’s rogues was a shapeshifter and another had turned himself into the living embodiment of the old urban legends of crocodiles in the sewers,  you got used to the bizarre in Gotham pretty damn quickly).

“Anyway, I can deal with losin’ some. Gotham’s got a ready supply a’ idiots who think being supervillain flunkies’ll get ‘em rich quick without thinkin’ how goon has a shorter lifespan than a goddamn redshirt. I can always get more.”