the joke was on me

*  the killing of ones mother.

[lucifersresources]

𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒂 𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏. //  𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙴𝚂. //  ᵍᵒᵗʰᵃᵐ ᶜᶤᵗʸ ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ ʳᵖ ˢᵉʳᵛᵉʳˑ

[flxweredmuses]

Gotham City has been described as many things over the years. Hell on Earth, hopeless, the home of the bats, uncannily similar to Manhattan below Fourteenth Street at eleven minutes past midnight on the coldest night in November— but to just under 10 million people, the best and most fitting descriptor is home. Of course, as the third most crime filled city in the world (with the second being it’s nearby sister city, Blüdhaven) those that call it home aren’t always the friendliest bunch. To even it out, there’s no shortage of vigilantes and antiheroes populating the cities rooftops and alleyways.

From the infamous Batfamily, to the Outsiders, to the Birds of Prey, there’s plenty of vigilante teams based in the city. If antiheroism is more your style? The Outlaws come and go from the city frequently, and if you’re lucky you might even catch the Gotham City Sirens at a good time. Full on villainy more your scene? Gotham is a cesspool of crime, and more rogues always make life more interesting. Whether the vigilantes like it or not.

[newagegs]

the year is 2026. it’s been over a year since the battle for earth that saw thanos & his forces destroyed, and the universe reset. but the world– the universe as a whole is forever changed by the events. the world is still recovering, and as always, new threats linger. can there truly ever be peace? well, even if not, THE AVENGERS work tirelessly to protect the world. now fully funded by the government, approved by the UN, THE AVENGERS has free roam. and with teams like the NEWLY REFORMED SHIELD, THE JUSTICE LEAGUE & MANY MORE GROUPS, there is no end to the supply of people trying to protect this world. but as always, that means the list of enemies rises up to meet.

the newly rebuilt AVENGERS COMPOUND is open– and always looking for more members to join. so why not drop in? join the team, relish in the chaotic fun of this mismatched family and do your part to protect and hopefully rebuild after so much pain. or perhaps, in SHIELD you might find a more fitting place. maybe even the JUSTICE LEAGUE, the titans, JLD or the x-men. this world is wide, and welcoming of people from all walks of life. inhumans, gods, mutants, superheroes, vigilantes, even villains work alongside one another. there is a place for all in the new world.

so, set in a post-endgame world, THE NEW AGE welcomes all. crossing over into countless fandoms, we see many different groups of people co-existing. this group runs as a DISCORD ONLY server and has now been active since MARCH 2020 and we’re always keen for new people to join the fun! any and all fandoms are welcome so long as you can find a way to make it work within this universe. and given the sheer amount of fandoms we already have, it’s highly unlikely there won’t be a fit!

READ THE GOOGLE DOC BEFORE APPLYING! THIS IS A MUST IN ORDER TO GET A GENERAL IDEA FOR RECENT EVENTS. click through the links on the pinned post for more! //   CHECK THE TAKEN PAGE! as well as the MOST WANTED! // feel free to send a message with any and all questions!  server link will be given upon application acceptance.

[lucifersresources]

boss bitch 

“ ain’t tryna be cool like you. ” “ i’m clumsy. ” “ i’m the whole damn cake and the cherry on top. ” “ you ain’t even here to party. ” “ i don’t wanna go. ” “ i hope i float. ” “ big yourself up, coz you know they don’t. ” “ they hope i choke. ” “ i’m a bitch, i’m a boss. ”

so thick 

“ you see me at the top. ” “ i don’t need your help. ” “ if you’re gonna play with me, you better know who run the game. ” “ i’ll be lighting shit up from the main stage. ”

diamonds 

“ diamonds are a girl’s best friend. ” “ i don’t need you. ” “ don’t try me. ” “ bad like a villain. ” “ i do what i want. ” “ i know that i’m hot. ” “ i like it when you call me crazy. ” “ keep callin’ me baby. ” “ you want me to be a little more ladylike? ” “ you don’t wanna go toe-to-toe with my pedicure. ”

sway with me 

“ dance with me. ” “ hold me close. ” “ follow me into the dark. ” “ come out, wherever you are. ” “ my heart is racing with sensation. ”

jokes on you 

“ i’ve lied to you. ” “ i’ve lied to you and i liked it too. ” “ my knees are bruised from kneeling to you/him/her/them. ” “ i’ve had enough. ” “ you’re too hard to quit. ” “ we’ve had our fun, now your sugar makes me sick. ” “ now i’m laughing through my tears. ” “ i’m crying through my fear. ” “ the joke’s on you. ” “ i’ve tried to be kind. ” “ i won’t just lay down and die. ” “ my heart’s gone bad. ” “ you had your laugh, now i won’t play the fool. ” “ i’m black and blue from bleeding for you. ” “ you struck the match, burned me out so fast. ” “ now it’s turned to ash. ”

smile 

“ this smile is a loaded gun. ” “ it’s my party, my body, my business. ” “ it’s my world and you’re just living in it. ” “ did we say you’re invited? ” “ no more mrs. fuckin’ polite. ”

lonely gun 

“ you don’t get to me. ” “ she’s a lonely gun and he can’t seem to find the trigger. ” “ come to me coz i could be just what you need. ” “ you better not try to hide from me. ”

experiment on me 

“ you don’t know how good i treat ya. ” “ you’re so under the thumb. ” “ no one tastes like me. ” “ i’m/you’re pretty like a car crash. ” “ experiment on me. ” “ i’ll never be a good example. ” “ seen not heard, is what they told me. ” “ i look too good to be this lonely. ” “ grab this loaded gun. ” “ so hopeless, but i’m still romantic. ” “ lock up your sons, make way for the daughters. ” “ you’ve burnt the witches, now you’re defenseless. ”

danger 

“ it’s a all girls party and no boys can come. ” “ stay outta my way. ” “ i make waves. ”

bad memory 

“  it’s over. ” “ i recognise just who you truly are. ” “ i’m gone now. ” “ i’m set free. ” “ you’re just a bad memory. ” “ i learned how to manipulate the world. ”

feeling good

“ just water me with love. ” “ i’m feeling understood. ” “ i’m just a needy feline. ” “ i can see through you. ”

invisible chains 

“ i’ve been trapped in a cage. ” “ i found beauty in this pain. ” “ gave me strength to break these invisible chains. ” “ i don’t believe in your fairytales. ” “ this ain’t over yet. ” “ still got demons in my head. ” “ i let it haunt me so i don’t ever forget all of the battles. ” “ it’s too late to save me. ” “ i saved myself. ”

it’s a man’s man’s man’s world 

“ this is a man’s world. ” “ this is a man’s world, but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman or a girl. ” “ he’s lost. ”

i’m gonna love you just a little more baby 

“ i can’t help myself. ” “ i’m so in love with you. ” “ your tender words of love keep calling. ” “ i’m gonna love you just a little more baby. ” “ i’m gonna want you in every way. ” “ this time is looks like love is here to stay. ” “ i’ll give you all i have. ”

hit me with your best shot 

“ you’re a real tough cookie with a long history of breaking little hearts like the one in me. ” “ let’s see how you do it. ” “ hit me with your best shot. ” “ fire away. ” “ you don’t fight fair. ” “ see if i care. ” “ i’ll get right back on my feet again. ”

[edgebled]

                                       𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕪, 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕚 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 !                                 roman sionis / black mask   –  loved by alex. 

[mvtricide]

i'm   more   than   a   man ,   i'm     𝕒𝕟   𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕒 ,   𝕒   𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕪 .   and   i   will   live   on   in   the     𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴   within   gotham's   𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 .   

                    INDEPENDENT JEROME VALESKA/THE JOKER BLOG. LOVED BY ALEX. 

[mvtricide]

Name / Alias: alex  Are you over 18?    Yes  /  No Is your muse over 18?  Yes /  No When was your blog established? october 2015, damn it’s been a while 

– W R I T I N G –

Are you selective about who you write with? No (anyone)  /  Semi (most people) / Yes (some people) /  Highly (few people - mutuals preferred) / Private (mutuals only)

Are you selective about who you follow? No (anyone)  / Semi (most people)  / Yes (some people) / Highly (few people)

If your muse is canon, how much do you adhere to canon?

Not at all  / A little  /  Some / Mostly /  Strictly / Not Applicable What post lengths do you write?

One Liners  / Single-Para / Multi-Para  /  Novella / All of the aforementioned

Do you use icons and/or GIFS?

No  / Gifs  / Icons  /  Yes / Sometimes

Do you write on other platforms? No  /  Yes   -- discord & wire 

What level of plots do you write? Unplotted /  Open-Ended Plots  / Semi-Plotted /  Fully Plotted Epics /  All of the aforementioned

How quickly do you usually respond to threads? Very Slow (more than a month) / Slow (3-4 weeks) /  Average (1-2 weeks) /  Fast (less than one week)  /  Very Fast (less than three days) / It depends What types of themes do you like? Adventure / Romance / Fluff  / Angst  / Smut /  Violence /  Tragedy  / Domestic  / Family WHAT GENRES DO YOU LIKE? ( Feel free to add! ) High Fantasy  /  Supernatural / Science Fiction  / Historical  /  Horror / Comedy  / Romantic  / Drama  / Action /  Adventure  /  Espionage / All of the aforementioned

Are there any themes you’re uncomfortable writing on your blog? (Not triggers) No / Yes  /  Sometimes

Do you have any triggers? How do you request it tagged? it’s in my rules! (:

– S H I P P I N G –

What types of relationships are you open to? Romantic / Platonic  /  Familial / All of the aforementioned What types of pre-established relationships are you open to? Romantic  / Platonic  /  Familial / All of the aforementioned /  Do you have OTPs? No /  Chemistry Only  /  Yes

What is your muse’s sexual orientation? Heterosexual  /  Heteroflexible  / Bisexual  / Pansexual /  Homoflexible /  Homosexual / Demisexual /  Sapiosexual / ( Grey ) Asexual  / 

What is your muse’s romantic orientation? Heteroromantic  /  Heteroflexible  / Biromantic /  Homoflexible  / Homoromantic   / Panromantic /  Demiromantic /  Sapioromantic  / Aromantic / Greyromantic

Are you comfortable writing smut? No  / Selectively / Yes

How early in a relationship do you ship romantically? Autoship  / During plotting /  After a couple IC interactions  / Several IC interactions / Slow burn /  Plot dependent /  Never

Are you open to toxic ships? No / Selectively  / Yes / I am not sure. Are you open to problematic ships? No /  Selectively /  Yes / I am not sure. Are you open to poly-shipping? No /  Selectively /  Yes /  I am not sure. Are you an exclusive shipper? Never (Multi-Ship)  / Sometimes /  Yes

Does crack shipping ever happen? No  /  Yes

– T A G G I N G! –

Tagged by: knicked it from the dash bc saw people doing it <33  Tagging: a lotta people have already done it so just yeets it at ma babe @haerleys​​ 

[mvtricide]

                                                   @haerleys​​  sent  ;;   ❝ you don’t scare me. ❞

          lips   curl   in   a   WRETCHED   delight   !        expression   is   wide   spread,   growing   by   the   minute   and   you   feel   the   EUPHORIA   spread   within   as   you   take   it   all   in--   take   in   the   FIGHT   that   pumps   through   her   veins,   that   is   so   clear   in   the   way   she   holds   herself.  

(   she   is   not   fragile.   she   is   not   easily   broken.   there   is   STEEL   beneath   skin   and   oh,   how   you   long   to   truly   see   it.   )  

          there   is   no   denying   it--   she   has   you   captivated,   drawn   in.   how   long   it   has   been   since   you’ve   felt   this,   since   someone   has   CAUGHT   YOU   so   wholly.  

(   mind   thinks   of   bats   and   the   dark--   how   for   so   long,   you   thought   him   your   only   equal.   )  

                                       yet   here   she   stands--   A   MARVEL.  

          brow   raises   and   you   smirk   to   her   as   you   take   a   step   closer--   sway   about   your   movements.   there   is   a   dance   to   your   step   as   the   joy   seems   to   POUR   OUT   OF   YOU   into   the   very   air   between   the   two   of   you.      how   it   vibrates.  

          “   you   know,   lotta   people   have   told   me   that   before,   harls   darlin’.   right   before   they   pissed   ‘emselves   in   fear.   ”   smirk   is   now   WICKED--   painted   red   lips   stretched   far   beyond   the   norm.   your   trademark.        “   you   wouldn’t   be   lyin’   to   me,   woulda   ya?   ”   bring   up   knife   that   had   been   twirling   in   hand,   press   the   coolness   of   the   blade   to   the   very   corner   of   her   mouth.      “   say   it   again.   i   wanna   really   believe   it.   ”

[mvtricide]

aiightt im too lazy to make a promo rn but it happened. ;D

[nygmaa]

[haerleys]

nygmaa‌:

                                “what time is it?”

                                            “RIDDLE TIME.”

                        ind. private edward nygma / the riddler / mostly gotham based

                                                      promo cred: @haerleys 

[mvtricide]

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[dcmlist]

[haerleys]

dcmlist‌:

𝑫𝑪  𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻  !                     are  you  looking  for  people  who  write  in  the  same  fandom  as  you  but  you’re  having  a  hard  time  ?     do  you  want  to  explore  verses    &   don’t  know  where  to  find  people  to  write  ?      you’ve  come  to  the  right  place  !     this  is  a  masterlist  blog  for  the      dc  fandom     ;     both  the  comics   ,   the  movies    &   the  shows.      but  also  a  place  to  find  certain  resources  if  it  can  be  found    &   reblogged      (      ie.     icons   ,   psds   ,   screencaps   ,   memes      )     as  long  as  it  related  to  dc.      to  appear  on  this  masterlist  please  reblog  this  post  with  the  appropriate  tags  so  we  can  sort  you  correctly.     be  sure  to  add  the  following  to  your  tags  !

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[vaememes]

✧ BATMAN:  ARKHAM  KNIGHT  PROMPTS.

some are considered to be triggering and/or offensive with heavy mentions of death and threatening lives. 

❝ How many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice? ❞ 

❝ How many more bones would you crush?  ❞ 

❝ What have I got to be afraid of? ❞ 

❝ You’re afraid of being ashes. ❞ 

❝ Talk, or I will crush every bone in your body. ❞ 

❝ If you’re lying, I’ll break the other one. ❞ 

❝ You know, you see a lot in this job. ❞ 

❝ I may never get the chance to tell you this, to say sorry. ❞ 

❝ We’d do anything for our family. ❞ 

❝ I might have told you a teeny, tiny little lie. ❞ 

❝ You did good. We did good! You should be proud. ❞ 

❝ Don’t answer, then. We know the truth. ❞ 

❝ It’s all personal. Very personal. ❞ 

❝ Nature always wins. ❞ 

❝ You don’t scare me. ❞ 

❝ Shh… it’s okay to be afraid. ❞ 

❝ Oh, my head… where… where am I? ❞ 

❝ You can sell them for scrap, if you ever get out. ❞ 

❝ Oh, what’s the matter? Touched a nerve? ❞ 

❝ Just so we’re on the same page here, I fully, intend to kill you. ❞ 

❝ But first, we’re gonna make you suffer. ❞ 

❝ Can you remember when it was simple?  ❞ 

❝ You still haven’t apologized. ❞ 

❝ You know, half the crooks in Gotham think I feed you info. ❞ 

❝ Well yeah, when there’s something in it for me.  ❞ 

❝ Sorry for making criminals think less of you. ❞ 

❝ Hey, have I ever hurt anyone? ❞ 

❝ Hey, boss! We’re gettin’ you outta here! ❞ 

❝ Deep down, I knew war was coming.  ❞ 

❝ I was just waiting for someone to pull the trigger. ❞ 

❝ Something’s changed. You’re different. ❞ 

❝ I prefer to call it a work in progress, but it does show potential. ❞ 

❝ There’s no perfection without a little pain! ❞ 

❝ You know, I was just going to suggest you do that. ❞ 

❝ You’re trapped. There’s nowhere to run. ❞ 

❝ Who said anything about running? ❞ 

❝ Ha! No prison can hold me! Uh, hang on a second. ❞ 

❝ So here’s the part where you tell me off… ❞ 

❝ This is the end. This is the last time we meet. ❞ 

❝ Don’t talk like that, okay? ❞ 

❝ This won’t stop you. Nothing stops you. ❞ 

❝ You don’t want me hanging around, stealing the spotlight. ❞ 

❝ Tea party’s over, freak. Let’s start talking. ❞ 

❝ I give the orders here, not you. ❞ 

❝ And you’ll have three dead cops by the time I’m through. ❞ 

❝ We’ll see about that. Now, quit with the rhymes! ❞ 

❝ Now, now, officer, you mistake me for a snitch. ❞ 

❝ Where are they, you little son of a bitch! ❞ 

❝ Hahahahaha! That certainly scratched my itch. ❞ 

❝ Taking the warden, why not just kill him/her and escape? ❞ 

❝ If you want him/her dead, why come to me? You seem capable. ❞ 

❝ There are many in this city with a gift for causing harm. ❞ 

❝ I’ve seen what your toxin does. I want that. ❞ 

❝ Where am I? What’s happening to me? ❞ 

❝ The world should see you for the worthless thing you are. ❞ 

❝ I told you I knew everything about you, didn’t I?  ❞ 

❝ Spare me the good cop/bad cop routine. ❞ 

❝ See, you’re supposed to keep me talking. ❞ 

❝ Look me in the eye and say that. ❞ 

❝ I’ve had a devil of a time tracking you down. ❞ 

❝ So, it’s over, the whole world knows. What now? ❞ 

❝ I’m not feeling myself tonight. ❞ 

❝ Er, um, you’ll feel better tomorrow.  ❞ 

❝ I trusted you and you just left me to die! ❞ 

❝ Don’t you dare lie to me! ❞ 

❝ Guys, guys, guys, so good to see you.  ❞ 

❝ I’ve got nothing to say to you. ❞ 

❝ I did it. Cornered you. Did what no one else could.  ❞ 

❝ I already know, and I’m not waiting anymore. ❞ 

❝ But know this: it’ll be an act of mercy when you do. ❞ 

❝ Abandon the city, for I will unleash your greatest fears. ❞ 

❝ Lost for words? I expected more… I’m hurt. ❞ 

❝ How long did you wait before replacing me, huh? ❞ 

❝ Without fear, life is meaningless. ❞ 

❝ Why aren’t you scared!? ❞ 

❝ You’re old, you’re predictable and you never stood a chance. ❞ 

❝ You used to put up a fight. ❞ 

❝ I would have kept it when I was finished with you. ❞ 

❝ I’ve trained my mind to feel no pain. ❞ 

❝ Don’t be fooled, don’t think you’re winning. ❞ 

❝ It’s not the face you’re given… It’s the face you choose. ❞ 

❝ If I’m not mistaken, turned out to be rather a long one if I recall… ❞ 

❝ No… no! Those guns, they were mine! ❞ 

❝ Things change. Now, it’s just war. ❞ 

❝ I tried one of those question mark games they have around here.  ❞ 

❝ I pressed the button and burnt the evil bastard myself. ❞ 

❝ You don’t need to worry about us, or feel responsible.  ❞ 

❝ Once I understood your greatest fear, controlling you was simple.  ❞ 

❝ Think very carefully about your next move. ❞ 

❝ That’s what I like about you - predictable!  ❞ 

❝ You will bring death to all who follow you. ❞ 

❝ You were young, full of rage. You still got that fight? ❞ 

❝ Die, knowing that I will make them suffer- every one. ❞ 

❝ You die here, and your legend dies with you. ❞ 

❝ I kinda hoped you’d put more of a fight. ❞ 

❝ Sorry kid. You shoulda stuck to the little leagues. ❞ 

❝ I did it! I actually did it! I mean, of course I did! ❞ 

❝ I don’t think you’ll be solving this one. ❞ 

❝ Riddle me this: What’s dead? You! ❞ 

❝ My only regret is I didn’t kill ‘em myself. ❞ 

❝ You’re dead! Wait, does that mean I’m dead?!  ❞ 

❝ Well that’s what I get for betting it all on black. ❞ 

❝ You survive everything I ever threw at you only to die now, like this? ❞ 

❝ Do me a favor and die already. I got a business to run! ❞ 

❝ Is this some kind of joke? Trying to run me outta Gotham?  ❞ 

❝ I can see the same fire in your eyes. Before this night is through… that fire will consume you. ❞ 

❝ I’m going to steal all your money, and destroy everything you’ve built here, okay? ❞

[haerleys]

                             𝙱𝙴𝙲𝙰𝚄𝚂𝙴   ,   𝙸'𝙼  𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙻𝙴𝚈  𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙺𝙸𝙽’  𝚀𝚄𝙸𝙽𝙽  !                                          AS   LOVED  BY  LILITH.   —  HEAVILY HEADCANON BASED.

[daily-joker]

You’re as crazy as I am.

[mvtricide]

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[mvtricide]

                               @rquitr​​  sent  ;;  “ why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? ” 

          there   is   a   LONG   MOMENT   where   silence   drags   out--   where   there   is   only   the   dead   of   the   night,   and   heavy   breaths   from   the   pair   of   you.   the   FIGHT   has   long   since   faded   away--   physical   aspect   died   down,   grown   boring   and   pointless   and   instead,   words   have   taken   over.   but   for   a   moment,   you   are   thrown   off.   PAUSED,   as   brow   raises   and   you   look   to   masked   hero   with   a   startled   look.  

          “   well..”     blink,   head   turning   slightly,      “   because   i   am?   ”   you   state   like   it   is   FACT--   like   something   he,   especially,   should   KNOW   better   than   anyone.   he   has   KNOWN   YOU   longer   than   most   now,   has   seen   each   and   every   twisted,   diabolical,   genius   plan   of   yours   unfold.   

                                                            HE   KNOWS.  

          eyes   narrow,   and   you   feel   a   sharpness   about   your   sense--   an   anger   rise.    

          “   batsy,   do   you   take   me   for   one   of   those   OTHER   IDIOTS   in   this   city?   i   thought   i   meant   more   to   you   than   that.   i   thought   you   SAW   ME   and   understood?!   ”