This may be the only time you’ll ever hear me say this, O, but it’s not like that. It’s so entirely not like that I feel a little like I might hurl even thinking about it. I kind of accidentally destroyed some research she had going on. Or August did. Either way, she’s going to travel with us to collect new data or something. I mostly agreed just because I couldn’t deal with her whining anymore. His research has a reputation for being a little unethical, so maybe he just knows how to get away with bending the rules. Well, those people don’t have an older brother who knows better to look out for them. Mom would probably leave you alone all the time without me around. Hell, she used to leave me all alone before you were born. Yeah, well, we might have to see about a longer leash with this whole traveling thing. I guess we’ll find out.
What’s wrong with her? Is she really ugly? She must be really horrible if you’re not interested even a little bit. She couldn’t travel with someone else? By herself seems like a good option, too, if you guys don’t get along. I hope she’s not one of those girls who thinks it’s too dangerous for them to try and take care of themselves. Mom trusts me, something I wish you did a little bit more of. Although you got bonus points for that time you let me actually go to the Lake Rage Festival and come home with a Pokemon, but your brownie points for that are wearing off! If you every try to put me on a real, live leash, I will get my revenge, so don’t underestimate me, Bell.












