'Oh my dear doctor, you have been naïve'

I'm bee/tremas!! @TrakenEntropy on twitter they/them star/starself #1 Ainley!master fan

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[nclauderdale]

Hi! Can you help me? I'm trying to get into brocedes, but am having a hard time finding someone that can explain their dynamics to me.. As in, I want to learn more about this ship but can't find anything that explains their history clearly. Could you help me, by maybe recommending some posts that you like, or talking about your favourite moments of the two? Thank you!

Hi!!

@blorbocedes has a great (and probably the most comprehensive) collection of brocedes info. Here's a navigation post for newbies, which might be helpful for you: https://www.tumblr.com/blorbocedes/721182568236630016/hey-so-i-have-deep-dived-into-brocedes-going?source=share

@distantlaughter shares a lot of important and rare pieces of Nico lore.

Personally, I love when Lewis or Nico (or someone like their karting boss) talk about their karting days in Italy or their childhood friendship in general. That time is the purest and happiest period of their history.

Anon, I hope you'll enjoy it! It's absolutely worth it. It's heartbreaking and poetic, a real-life Greek tragedy.

[have-thumb-candy]

so real trust me

[moonysirius]

german F1 drivers, but make it camping

also nico is such a loser (affectionately)

[cs55baby]

I hate them btw

[golfing34]

They’re sleeping again, I’m not very creative

[fishikkkk]

for secret santa

[d3v0t3dv1rtualch33s3cak3]

Kimi with his mum

Kimi with his dad

Kimi with his uncle

Kimi with his uncle's estranged ex, yet also together, but separated, but also not.

[twolanguages]

i decided to draw brocedes because i love suffering

[catboykratos]

[pppuri]

lewis receives his boxboxd christmas gifts

[snailchap]

brocedes animation trend from tiktok!!

[ineedsomecakee]

Lewis & Nico, 2000

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Thank the kind soul who discovered this video! I asked permission to share it on Tumblr. Thank her for finding this gem!

[golfing34]

i feel like a nap in the cooldown room would be goated

[f1-and-associated]

Alternative format Google Doc (5.4k word count) is available here in plain text with image descriptions!

Here's an intro to Formula 1 lore. Get to know some famous rivalries, resident curses, and basic history!

I am once again infodumping about F1, but this time it is about some of the lore in as unbiased of a fashion as I can.

If you notice anything wrong with this presentation (whether it be ALT text, a fact, something formatted oddly, etc.), please feel free to tell me, I will gladly fix any errors!

And, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!

Click here to view my intro to F1 as a sport. Click here to view my intro to the 2026 grid. Click here to view the original slideshow.

[ineedsomecakee]

Narrator: There is an old rivalry between the press officers of Rosberg and Vettel. Georg and Britta, both German, both tend to bring their driver to their country's broadcasters first. Generally, whoever is on pole gets to choose, but this time Nico had to wait in line.

Interviewer: He went to the Germans instead of you. Is it true or not?

Nico: No, no, it's just that... it was agreed that we would do something together, I don't know, I don't know why... and then his... his assistant...

Interviewer: Britta. Britta is unbeatable.

Nico: [She said] "We don't want him." And so they threw me out. I don't know. Really, it doesn't change anything for me.

Nico: Since he's in red, he's a bit... 

Interviewer: Arrogant?

Nico: No, I didn't say that! 

Interviewer: You beat Nico, you got yourself in front of the German cameras first. Bravo!

Seb: A little prank worked out for me, but I messed up something else: I put on Kimi's sunglasses. Look, it says "Kimi" on them. Anyway, I'll go give them back to him now.

Translated by ai

[nicorosberger]

full clip of emelia hartford and nico rosberg racing an f125 lap around miami - from apple tv's circuits in focus!