Transfem Dylan Klebold

I was Mrs. Cutter tonight...

[trannyklebold]

whoever is sending me several pages of porn in my inbox leme just say im crankin it to that shit thanks

[trannyklebold]

do you believe in 🍵💿

fully kill them hoes

[rap4columbiners-blog]

“Eric killed people Touching own nipple”

— Lil Nat Pimp 

[trannyklebold]

wow

[rap4columbiners-blog]

“Eric killed people Touching own nipple”

— Lil Nat Pimp 

[rap4columbiners-blog]

“Boy if u tryna throw a chair to my face It’ll be the deadliest school shooting in the United States”

— Lucas Huyucas (A.K.A Tittyfucker) 

[transfemericharris]

ME & MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

[peenutbuttjelly]

*thick southern accent* yesh you caan

[hellsbelly]

sink your teeth into me

[magaericharris]

I'm not gay... I hate faggots!

[eritalianharris2]

hmmmm

[transfemericharris]

Im a tranny

[bosnianericharris]

Fuck you nigga.

~ evil eric

Fuck you too infidel in a white Muslim way

[bosnianericharris]

hello —(••÷ 🎀 𝒩𝒾𝑔𝑔𝒶 🎀 ÷••(—

assalamualaikum in a white way

[trannyklebold]

Kill All Cissoids

[trannyklebold]

THE DYLANVERSE WILL PREVAIL

[ericversenews]

BREAKING NEWS:

It has come to our attention that @transfemericharris and @trannyklebold are now PREGNANT. Whenever you can, we would like you to congratulate them for this wonderful miracle bestowed upon them. We at EVN hope that the pregnancies go well, and there are no casualties. We cannot WAIT to see what these children will look like, and be like in the future.

Speaking of Relationships, We Have a Few Updates.

It's official; @irisherich and @countryericlol are now married, and are also expecting! We'd like to congratulate the couple, and send our wishes their way. Given that these wonderful mothers and fathers of the Ericverse are what keep us from going extinct, we'd ask that you go and congratulate the two whenever possible. We see a bright future for the couple, and wish nothing but prosperity upon them.

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On another note, as an update to yesterday's post, @chineseericharris and @russianericharris have seemed to have formed a sort of communistic alliance. We wonder if Russian Eric will do the same with @northkoreanericharris, or if he will simply stick with Chinese Eric. One thing we do know for sure is that Russian Eric is choosing to keep his romantic feelings to Chinese Eric, like a loyal comerade. He seems to not mind Chinese Eric's vociferous attitude. Could this be the start of something new?

Thats all for now, folks. Thank you for choosing EVN as your trustable, reliable news source for today.

(Today's report is sponsored by Irish Eric's Spuds.)

[israeliericharris]

Me and Dylan had the pleasure of meeting supreme leader Benjamin Netanyahu! He has promised us as Elokim promised 3000 years ago a nice Jewish family home in New Tel Aviv that is to be built on the ruins of Gaza as a thank you for our brave escapades in Iran, Thank you Bibi! Le'chaim!

[technein]

i love the ericverse. make them all kiss now