The Shit(posts) of God

(Don't take the header title seriously. I can't shitpost for my life) "Blood of Satan" -drowninnoodles. Forsake shame. Forsake guilt. Do What Thou Wilt. But strive to be humble and just. Multiship friendly. He/She/They for privacy reasons. P.S. Can reblog suggestive content. Follow at your own risk. P.P.S. I DO NOT TAG REBLOGGED POSTS AS SHIPS! #BLM #StandWithUkraine #CeasefireNOW

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

I go there as tranquil-abattoir.bsky.social

[commodore64]

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[ambrosial-sunshine]

[smute]

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

[smute]

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

[kalliopiarts]

shadow bra meme with my lovely azem ✨

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

Reblog to hug prev

Before switching to a belly-to-belly suplex

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[carolina-lovely-blog]

[temporalreverie]

anyone have that picture with the 100 pool toy baltos. Its like a modern terracotta army

[temporalreverie]

THEY SHALL PROTECT MY MAUSOLEUM

[bitterballin]

My body is my temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed and haunted.

[70sscifiart]

Break time

[70sscifiart]

[70sscifiart]

[zebracorn-chan]

I've found Caine's father in an old cartoon from the 90s. /j

His name is Al Dente and he's a character from the cartoon Beetlejuice; he appears in the episode 14 "Ear’s Looking at You" from the fourth season.

[exobelos]

Ribbons

[juunipupu]

Knights in Love

[itsstillvenus]

Vaggie

[karahsell]

He doesn't understand why everyone is dressing him up.