The Shit(posts) of God

(Don't take the header title seriously. I can't shitpost for my life) "Blood of Satan" -drowninnoodles. Forsake shame. Forsake guilt. Do What Thou Wilt. But strive to be humble and just. Multiship friendly. He/She/They for privacy reasons. P.S. Can reblog suggestive content. Follow at your own risk. P.P.S. I DO NOT TAG REBLOGGED POSTS AS SHIPS! #BLM #StandWithUkraine #CeasefireNOW

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

I go there as tranquil-abattoir.bsky.social

[spacepolice]

Chiptopia Promo Be like

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Jesus fucking Christ this dude...

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

I explode and bestow your death!

[boybeetles]

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

[katelyn-danger]

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[everydaygremlin]

are you feeling a little stupid today? would you like to feel less stupid? then let me regale you with stories of my dumbassery.

i wiped my boot partition today.

[everydaygremlin]

deadass. i fucking wiped it.

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

I guess you gave your OS...

the boot.

[the-technicolor-whiscash]

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

[whumpster-fire]

Now in handy infographic form for Tumblr users:

[kosmogrl]

will be referencing this when I want to be a hater from now on

[garaks-padded-cell]

Bowie stupidly emerging from the laundry hamper after a NINE HOUR kip because i said the word dinner. To my HUMAN FAMILY!!

And No this is not a senior cat she is ONE year old.

[garaks-padded-cell]

I keep fishing my phone out of my pocket at work just to get a hit of this image

[zd27]

every time i interact with my mutuals who are friends i feel like this image

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[st-hedge]

what a beautiful, beautiful phrase

[mynqzo]

when artists get rightfully upset about their art being misinterpreted, edited, stolen or even just compared to other medias, the talking point of “well what did you expect, you posted it online” sucks to hear, because god forbid people be nice, just nice, plain and simple

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

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[hibernalbeast]

Vetis gets his own pinup :3