koty

just so that non-russian speakers can enjoy. not complete for some things are better left like they are (and not to compete with the original blogs). (russian person, not google)

[catasters]

[markv5]

Для чего нужна панорамная съёмка на самом деле:

Для чего нужна панорамная съёмка на самом деле:

[translatingrussiancats]

“The true purpose of panorama photos”

[russiawave]

kot - a regular cat

koshka - a regular female cat

kote (internet slang) - a cute chubby little guy, every single cute cat on the internet

kisa -  a pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kisunya - an extra pretty, flirtatious, graceful, cranky and haughty lady

kis’ - just a dork, controlled by aliens

kotik - a bit more disney version of a regulat cat

koten’ka - cuddly little fella, will purr and knead you to death 

kotofei - usually a big, old, extra fluffy cat, who knows a lot of bed time stories

kotyandra - fast, thin and slinky, we not sure if it’s even a cat 

koshak - a tough street guy, dogs fear him

kotyara - extra round, exrta big, kind ass fella. 

[markv5]

😼

😼

[translatingrussiancats]

“when my husband asks where I put all the money, i will do …. like this.”

[markv5]

Взгляд.

[translatingrussiancats]

The Look.

[markv5]

У вас тут кот вытек……

[intercal]

I can only imagine this translates to “longcat is long”

[translatingrussiancats]

your cat here has leaked...

[markv5]

😺

[translatingrussiancats]

when the present surpasses all expectations

[markv5]

Снимите меня отседа

[translatingrussiancats]

Get me off of here

[markv5]

Оно пришло за тобой!

[markv5]

Полезли, Мура… Если верить физикам, на верхних ветках должно быть теплее…

[gaysamoyed]

@translatingrussiancats if you have time to translate it, what does this say? It looks funny

[translatingrussiancats]

Let’s crawl, Mura... If the pysicists are right, the upper branches should be warmer....

[translatingrussiancats]

I’m so glad I found your blog!! Thank you for taking the time to translate all those photos

thank you & you're welcome! :^)

[markv5]

Нос в сметане)

[translatingrussiancats]

Sour cream on the nose)

[markv5]

Хорошо, когда мамочка рядом😍 😍 😍…

[marisatomayhem]

@translatingrussiancats

[translatingrussiancats]

It's nice when Mommy is near 😍😍😍...

[markv5]

Самое актуальное вечернее предложение “Ну что, может, пожрём?”…

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

someone translate this please

[translatingrussiancats]

Latest evening suggestion "Well then, maybe we eat?"

(translator's note: actual literal translation is a word with a more rough meaning than just eat, usually used in the context of animals, and in its unfinished form which creates a more casual, roguish shade)

[markv5]

Памагити!

[translatingrussiancats]

On top of box: obligations, problems

In box: me

Bottom text: welp

[translatingrussiancats]

translator's note:

the russian 'help' is written purposefully wrong

usually it's 'помогите', but here it's 'памагити', which is closer to how it is spoken (or even exaggerated) but grammatically wrong and thus implies some intensity or infantilism which 'welp' represents as well imo

[markv5]

Памагити!

[translatingrussiancats]

On top of box: obligations, problems

In box: me

Bottom text: welp

[markv5]

Неожиданно

[translatingrussiancats]

Unexpected