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"If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!'" -Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic ** Jack or Jasper -- he/him **

[transmascmarypoppins]

updated 11-7-2026

I'm Jasper or Jack. i use he/him pronouns. Current hyperfixation is the space race (every part of it, including propaganda and technical aspects of rockets) and the USSR. I LOVE animation and art in general, especially when it's traditional. I'm not normal about cold war era intelligence either. ask me about MK-ULTRA. I want chekists carnally.

time traveler. currently posting from the 1970s.

ADHD and most likely autism

politically far left (communist)

warning I may be a bit eccentric and blunt. flip flops between INTP-A and INTJ-A (if you care about the MBTI)

roleplay blogs are always allowed to interact, I like you guys :3

okay ily guys, don't die

art side blog: @sweatytoothedmadrat

[homophobla]

fuck u

𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥

starts dancing

[homophobla]

okay well if u don't like my dancing ill just leave

𓀦

[transmascmarypoppins]

thinking about Che Guevara and his huge fucking cigars

[transmascmarypoppins]

my paint water is currently right next to my coffee. This is a wonderful idea

[kikokuso]

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

[vacuously-true]

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: In several European countries where the drinking age is 18, and the age you can get a driver's license is also 18, there's a window of time where someone who just turned 18 and doesn't have a driver's license to use as an ID yet will simply use their passport. Shitfaced and unsupervised just-newly-legal-adults teenagers from the heart of central Europe showing up in Canada because someone thought "hey let's go to Texas lmao" and nobody was sober enough to say that that's a terrible idea.

[cozymushroom13]

I’d like to add that in Germany the legal drinking age for beer, wine and drinks with similar alcohol amounts is 16 (14 if you’re with a legal guardian) and 18 is the age for anything with hard alcohol.

You can also get a license at 17 but are only allowed to drive with a designated adult (that has a license and is noted on your temporary license, if I remember correctly)

[homunculus-argument]

Good addition: the "drunk european teenager who is legally an adult, going around unsupervised with a passport" excludes Germans.

[aurelia-which-means-sunrise]

You can get a passport at 16 too in Germany... And are legally required to get an ID at 16 too. You can't use your driver's license as an official ID.

[homunculus-argument]

Bad addition: All Germans are banned from travelling anywhere because they're pendantic and annoying.

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[damejoansutherland]

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

[snailsfall]

[scunched]

I hate feelings dude whose fucking idea was this

[iiryebreadii]

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[phleb0tomist]

reminder to all disabled people that you’re allowed to tell people “i can’t do that” about stuff you can ‘technically’ do but which harms you or requires a period of recovery or preparatory rest etc. you don’t have to explain the complex nuances of your condition to anybody who demands it. i’ve found it’s honestly better to give the least amount of info about your symptoms unless you trust a person a lot. you hold the power over your health information. you choose whether or not to share the details of your condition with people who might not understand.

[dogcunt]

reinstalled grindr and this was thee last dm someone sent me lmfao

[fox-with-five-iiiiis]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.