Donatello ❌🏳️‍⚧️

MAN of science My "pronouns" are he/hmm 🤔 due to my intellectual curiosity (Gimmick blog)

[transphobicdonatello]

Greetings all!

While I am always seeking to expand my knowledge, it is quite difficult as I already have reached the zenith of truth. Thus, this blog will be dedicated to EDUCATING others.

Facts do not care about your feelings.

[transphobicdonatello]

if you could choose any of your brothers to eliminate who would it be (including Raph)

First of all, Raph is my sister. Second, what an absolutely reprehensible question. I Love Every one my siblings, under absolutely nO circumstaNces would I betrAy any one of them so seveRely, DO you believe I'm some kind of monster??

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

Im glad to see that even though we have our differences youre still loyal to the team Don

heywaitaminute

[transphobicdonatello]

Perceptive as always, Leonardo...

[longlizard999]

[transphobicdonatello]

if you could choose any of your brothers to eliminate who would it be (including Raph)

First of all, Raph is my sister. Second, what an absolutely reprehensible question. I Love Every one my siblings, under absolutely nO circumstaNces would I betrAy any one of them so seveRely, DO you believe I'm some kind of monster??

[transgenderraphael]

went to destroy @transphobicdonatello’s laptop (again) and we actually need to kill them IMMEDIATELY

i dont even wanna know what’s in those files…

[transphobicdonatello]

DELETE DELETE DELETE RAPH PLEASE

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

What’s your address I swear I’m not the shredder dude I pinkeye promise

uhhhhh we live the sewers idk if we really have an address 🤔 idk dude just trust your instincts and you’ll problably find us

[transphobicdonatello]

I will be in my lab scrapping your video game consoles for parts.

[supportivebutstillevilshredder]

Just letting you know I’ll be pumping sewage and estrogen into the water supply for no reason from July 30th to August 17th

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

errrrr ,,, guys shouldn’t we be a little worried about this?? @slightlyignorantleonardo bro i don’t think he’s up to any good,,

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

Oh no estrogen in the water supply that sounds uh.. that sounds really bad.. we should like do something about that like.. kinda soon.. it can probably wait a bit though right?

The sewage does sound like a real problem though we should probably get on stopping that

[transphobicdonatello]

FOCUS, LEONARDO!!! The Shredder is CLEARLY trying to weaken us through a deeply evil process wherein he will flood our endocrine systems with estrogen until our hormone levels reach that of a typical female, making us weak and helpless enough to be defeated easily!! Such a horrible plot deserves an appropriately sinister name... hm... perhaps Involuntary Woman-ification? Nonelective Girl-izing? If only there were something catchy and alliterative... how is Mikey so good at naming things??

[transphobicdonatello]

I'm going to have to forcefully change your gender you know how life is

I'm not sure how exactly you would accomplish such a task, but I am not under the delusion that my gender holds any significance beyond a select few physical attributes. If it were to somehow change, I would simply accept my new biological reality.

[transgenderraphael]

[transgenderraphael]

printed this out and put it on their lab door

[transphobicdonatello]

HOW DID YOU PRINT SO MANY?????

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

@transgenderraphael Raph i think i gave the shredder our private information what do i do ☹️☹️ Leo’s gonna kill me bro 😭😭😭

[transgenderraphael]

MIIIIIIKEY HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?! we thought we told you after the whole Bradford incident not to talk to people on the internet and I THINK IT WAS IMPLIED THAT MEANS ESPECIALLY THE SHREDDER!!! I MIGHT HAVE TO KlLL YOU FIRST DAMN

unfortunately I think we’re gonna have to get @transphobicdonatello to hack his ass or something…

[transphobicdonatello]

Once again having to clean up after my idiot siblings. If you two weren't so concerned with pronouns we would have defeated The Shredder as hatchlings.

What private information could you have even given him??? Our address is "SEWER!"

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

I mean whats wrong with worrying about pronouns? Who among us has never wished they were the opposite gender? I definitely have!

Kinda a lot actually

Like a lot

[transphobicdonatello]

It is an entirely normal thought, but it does not change one's biological reality. Due to my immense intellect, I find the entire concept of gender to be frivolous. I would happily do away with it entirely, but I am still male and will content myself with being referred to as such.

[transgenderraphael]

EVERYONE IN THIS BITCH IS TRANS

[transphobicdonatello]

YOUR AGENDA WILL NEVER WORK ON ME

[blueskinandpronouns]

is this a nature vs nurture thing?? Like. Is it because you guys don't have a mom. Genuine question.

[transphobicdonatello]

Lack of maternal influence leading males to adopt feminine traits and a desire to embody the opposite sex... I'm shocked that Casey of all people is capable of such a thought-provoking observation. I will be looking more into this!

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

What are your pronouns, genderfluidmichelangelo?

hmmmmm i usually go by he/him but im fine with any pronouns!!! like shell yeah dude!!

but please refer to me as he/him when Dee or Leo is near

[transphobicdonatello]

This feels like an apt opportunity to clarify that I only aim to correct the delusion that a female can change her biological reality to become male. I cannot say I fully understand your desire to go by different "pronouns" but I see nothing wrong with it... for now.

[transgenderraphael]

god you’re such an insufferable nerd dork even your TRANSPHOBIA IS UNBEARABLY SPECIFIC

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

[transphobicdonatello]

A man needs a code, Raph. You would understand if you were one.

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

What are your pronouns, genderfluidmichelangelo?

hmmmmm i usually go by he/him but im fine with any pronouns!!! like shell yeah dude!!

but please refer to me as he/him when Dee or Leo is near

[transphobicdonatello]

This feels like an apt opportunity to clarify that I only aim to correct the delusion that a female can change her biological reality to become male. I cannot say I fully understand your desire to go by different "pronouns" but I see nothing wrong with it... for now.

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

Is this a yes or no do we think

@supportivebutstillevilshredder i wanna know if i can watch space heros tonight please

[transgenderraphael]

YOURE TEXTING THE SHREDDER?!?!

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

No, im messaging him via tumblr dms

[transgenderraphael]

i dont think I should have to tell the “leader” that that’s a DUMB THING TO DO

AGAIN I ASK HOW ARE YOU THE LEADER?!?!

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

Well how else am i supposed to plan our battles?

[transgenderraphael]

THEYRE PLANNED OUT?!?! YOURE GONNA KILL US!!!

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

Theyre not planned out theyre scheduled i mean imagine how chaotic it would get if we were trying to fight the shredder and we were at his lair while he was at the docks!! And we have to account for holidays and times when one party is out of town. Communication with your arch enemy is very important Raphael, Captain Ryan said that.

[transgenderraphael]

you’re fucking insane STOP TALKING TO THE LITERAL SHREDDER it’s better if he DOESNT KNOW WHERE WE ARE!!!

[transphobicdonatello]

Holy sewer apples, HOW have we managed to stay alive this long????

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

@transgenderraphael Raph i think i gave the shredder our private information what do i do ☹️☹️ Leo’s gonna kill me bro 😭😭😭

[transgenderraphael]

MIIIIIIKEY HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?! we thought we told you after the whole Bradford incident not to talk to people on the internet and I THINK IT WAS IMPLIED THAT MEANS ESPECIALLY THE SHREDDER!!! I MIGHT HAVE TO KlLL YOU FIRST DAMN

unfortunately I think we’re gonna have to get @transphobicdonatello to hack his ass or something…

[transphobicdonatello]

Once again having to clean up after my idiot siblings. If you two weren't so concerned with pronouns we would have defeated The Shredder as hatchlings.

What private information could you have even given him??? Our address is "SEWER!"

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

I mean whats wrong with worrying about pronouns? Who among us has never wished they were the opposite gender? I definitely have!

Kinda a lot actually

Like a lot

[transphobicdonatello]

It is an entirely normal thought, but it does not change one's biological reality. Due to my immense intellect, I find the entire concept of gender to be frivolous. I would happily do away with it entirely, but I am still male and will content myself with being referred to as such.

[transgenderraphael]

EVERYONE IN THIS BITCH IS TRANS

[transphobicdonatello]

YOUR AGENDA WILL NEVER WORK ON ME

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

@transgenderraphael Raph i think i gave the shredder our private information what do i do ☹️☹️ Leo’s gonna kill me bro 😭😭😭

[transgenderraphael]

MIIIIIIKEY HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?! we thought we told you after the whole Bradford incident not to talk to people on the internet and I THINK IT WAS IMPLIED THAT MEANS ESPECIALLY THE SHREDDER!!! I MIGHT HAVE TO KlLL YOU FIRST DAMN

unfortunately I think we’re gonna have to get @transphobicdonatello to hack his ass or something…

[transphobicdonatello]

Once again having to clean up after my idiot siblings. If you two weren't so concerned with pronouns we would have defeated The Shredder as hatchlings.

What private information could you have even given him??? Our address is "SEWER!"

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

I mean whats wrong with worrying about pronouns? Who among us has never wished they were the opposite gender? I definitely have!

Kinda a lot actually

Like a lot

[transgenderraphael]

is everyone in this bitch trans?!?!

[transphobicdonatello]

Surely this is your influence. If you weren't gallivanting about convincing everyone they can change their biology simply because they want to we wouldn't have to deal with this. Leo is our leader, for some reason, and we need him clear-headed.

[blueskinandpronouns]

pizza and Minecraft time :33

kinda crazy I got explicit permission from The Shredder (tm).

@genderfluidmichelangel0 @transgenderraphael 😛 you guys wanna come over I have three controllers

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

YA SURE!!! BUT only if i get to play in creative mode and Karai doesn’t hit me (please)

[transgenderraphael]

i don’t trust Karai yet… but ill go just to make sure you two dumbasses don’t get yourself killed

also WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TEXTING THE SHREDDER FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN TELLING HIM TO KlLL HlMSELF ESPECIALLY FOR PERMISSION?!?!

[homosexualtigerclaw]

You can keep the traitorous brat for all we care.

[transgenderraphael]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TIGERCLAW HAS TUMBLR NOW TOO

[homosexualtigerclaw]

of course I do. I am willing to battle for @supportivebutstillevilshredder on any battlefield, even a digital one.

[supportivebutstillevilshredder]

Hey dude I’ve got a lot of henchmen and it’s hard to keep track when they don’t have like unique catchphrases can you remind me who you are 😅

[homosexualtigerclaw]

YOUR SECOND IN COMMAND!?

[transgenderraphael]

HAHAHA HE DOESNT EVEN REMEMBER YOU NOW ITS EVEN MORE PATHETIC

[blueskinandpronouns]

man. Kinda reminds me of April and Donnie.

[transphobicdonatello]

UNNECESSARY

[blueskinandpronouns]

pizza and Minecraft time :33

kinda crazy I got explicit permission from The Shredder (tm).

@genderfluidmichelangel0 @transgenderraphael 😛 you guys wanna come over I have three controllers

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

YA SURE!!! BUT only if i get to play in creative mode and Karai doesn’t hit me (please)

[transgenderraphael]

i don’t trust Karai yet… but ill go just to make sure you two dumbasses don’t get yourself killed

also WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TEXTING THE SHREDDER FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN TELLING HIM TO KlLL HlMSELF ESPECIALLY FOR PERMISSION?!?!

[homosexualtigerclaw]

You can keep the traitorous brat for all we care.

[transgenderraphael]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT TIGERCLAW HAS TUMBLR NOW TOO

[homosexualtigerclaw]

of course I do. I am willing to battle for @supportivebutstillevilshredder on any battlefield, even a digital one.

[supportivebutstillevilshredder]

Hey dude I’ve got a lot of henchmen and it’s hard to keep track when they don’t have like unique catchphrases can you remind me who you are 😅

[homosexualtigerclaw]

YOUR SECOND IN COMMAND!?

[transphobicdonatello]

HAHA!! Your imbecilic blind dedication to someone who is entirely disinterested has put you in a debasing public predicament!!! Who would ever be moronic enough to let such a thing happen to them!

[genderfluidmichelangel0]

@transgenderraphael Raph i think i gave the shredder our private information what do i do ☹️☹️ Leo’s gonna kill me bro 😭😭😭

[transgenderraphael]

MIIIIIIKEY HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?! we thought we told you after the whole Bradford incident not to talk to people on the internet and I THINK IT WAS IMPLIED THAT MEANS ESPECIALLY THE SHREDDER!!! I MIGHT HAVE TO KlLL YOU FIRST DAMN

unfortunately I think we’re gonna have to get @transphobicdonatello to hack his ass or something…

[transphobicdonatello]

Once again having to clean up after my idiot siblings. If you two weren't so concerned with pronouns we would have defeated The Shredder as hatchlings.

What private information could you have even given him??? Our address is "SEWER!"

[slightlyignorantleonardo]

I mean whats wrong with worrying about pronouns? Who among us has never wished they were the opposite gender? I definitely have!

Kinda a lot actually

Like a lot

[transphobicdonatello]

It is an entirely normal thought, but it does not change one's biological reality. Due to my immense intellect, I find the entire concept of gender to be frivolous. I would happily do away with it entirely, but I am still male and will content myself with being referred to as such.