Xilas

Xie they/them | we are star dust and empty souls

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[greelin]

often horror will ask the question “what if there was a strange man outside your door?” and my answer is Well i would not like that very much. real life is like this, too

[transgenderization]

thats right. TWO counts of meowing without a licence. AND purring under the influence

[apas-95]

'oh vampires cant walk into peoples houses without being invited' well neither can I. its rude

[draculagerard]

the word sheepish is so funny. like 🐑 baa

[deafmic]

I miss when the big boat was stuck

[moveslikekeithrichards]

so fucked up that halloweens on monday. thats a friday kind of holiday

[e-102]

you can’t ‘i’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one cunt

[horreurscopes]

awake at 4 am i gotta remind myself that none of the emotioions im experiencing rightnow are peer reviewed

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

sorry I've been posting like shit lately I got picked up by a large bird and have only been able to get on tumblr when we fly near a cell tower. oh great it's heading back towards the mountai

[destroymylife]

[you-are-another-me]

[godlistensedm]

[necodrop-archive]

[iricressent]

something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[loverpdf-deactivated20220820]

one thing about me is that ill be confused