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masz świra czy świr ma ciebie? | 21

[netscapenavigators]

[502-tachibana]

did you know that you can wear swimsuits underneath your normal clothes

[502-tachibana]

did you know that swimsuits chaffe like hell without the water

[dear-girl-blankets]

pee yourself?

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[gif87a-com]

A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

he thought it was tom cruise

[the-live-jive-deactivated201807]

Ended up being bobby with the tool

[throwbackblr]

[shmoplivintae]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 how does he not notice

[octoberscabernet]

Half his face just got blown off, that boy higher than giraffe pussy

[machinot]

What are you topping these with???🤪

GREEN PAINT DOES NOT EXIST. YOU CANNOT USE GREEN PAINT

[cassia-thots]

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[twistedpictures1-deactivated202]

hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

[giltspark]

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[blueindeed]

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

[kuttithevangu]

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[memeuplift]

[incieo]

More than 700 years old home. Carved out from volcanic rock in Mount Sahand. Kandovan, Iran

[ppups]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

an atom is about the size of a pea btw. maybe a little bigger.

[mollyjames]

I think a lot of transmisogyny stems from this idea that people are really scared to see a dick. The reason bathrooms and locker rooms and hot springs keep being flash points is because these are all places where if a trans woman is using them, it's possible you might see her dick. A lot of transmisogynistic humor revolves around being traumatized because the subject saw a woman with a penis. And look, to a certain extent I sympathize. I'm not a fan of dick; I dont want this thing either. But if you want to be an ally to trans women, I think a big important step you can take personally is to examine your own reaction to the scenarios I described above, and recognize that a dick is just a body part a girl has sometimes. Seeing it as inherently sexual and/or traumatizing is a major wedge conservatives use to justify their rhetoric