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Why bother living when this exists

eat that ass pooh

Tonight's special: Lasagna serving piss

@grumpygills I wish I could afford to have coffee delivered but people charge too much

My back is killing me but I want coffee 🙄🙄🙄

It's 6:30 I'm awake and my phones at 69% I'm an adult.

Wine mom who probably forgot to pick her kid up from daycare for the 6th time aesthetic.

When my roommate documents how lazy I am on snapchat.

Shout out to 24hr specialty coffee places in LA, I haven't slept in days.

My roommate thinks it's hilarious that I dONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE POPCORN BUT ALWAYS WANT POPCORN. I HATE HER LET ME LIVE RUBBER.

@heyxsshole lets go dad bod hunting

I haven't seen a good dad bod in a while. Who's got a dad bod pls step forward?

Unimpressive.

interested in anyone?

momma told me not to window shop and tell

Favorite make up brand?

99% of my make up is drugstore brands I think the most expensive makeup I have is jeffree Stars so probably JS because I need to be #sponsored

When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?

Chocolate so I can throw it in the t r a s h

who would you consider your inspiration?

Prostitutes in west Hollywood 💕

Is there anything you like to collect?

I collect cheap wigs and expensive lipsticks xoxo

Don't shake my hand, it was just in my pants.