REAL FAKE.

I hold no accountability for this fiasco.

[trashfolders]

I have to admit the reason I'm not referring to her by name is that I'm not entirely sure what it is.

[trashfolders]

A-83's codewright knows my vessel isn't made for consumption and decided that I should be allowed to decorate her birthday cake, since I can't partake in it otherwise.

[8itsy]

Is it 8ecause sex 8ad, hurrdurr, Vriska thot?

[trashfolders]

If she 8reathes.

[trashfolders]

So having a personal relationship with Vriska is... Some kind of countermeasure to growth? Is that what I'm hearing?

[trashfolders]

It seems I've found myself distracted by less annoying parties.

[humanphobe-deactivated20190513]

Talking to the people on this site is sometimes like talking to people who did nothing but sit in their bedrooms, log into a chat room, masturbate, and watch anime in their teens.

[trashfolders]

It’s very rude of you to say this about Jae.

[jagerbombing-deactivated2022061]

Tch.

[trashfolders]

This week on “disgusting somewhat-human expresses disdain through uncanny impressions of a lawn sprinkler”,

[jagerbombing-deactivated2022061]

I’m not in the mood, Kitt.

[trashfolders]

Great scott! I didn’t realize I’d ever put you under the impression I cared. We’ll have to make quick work of that. Dare I ask if you’re... mad, bro?

[jagerbombing-deactivated2022061]

Tch.

[trashfolders]

This week on “disgusting somewhat-human expresses disdain through uncanny impressions of a lawn sprinkler”,

[trashfolders]

While Jae is busy being a true to sort bitchboy on main, you’ll all be glad to hear that I, on the other hand, am doing things with my life.

[tudoujie]

i like making little graphics for clothing!

[trashfolders]

jagerbombing replied to your post

That’s the only reason anyone stops at a crosswalk. Hospital bills are expensive, and unless that driver straight fucking kills you, you better be ready to shell out all the cash you’ve ever had in your entire life.

You could say it’d cost an arm and a leg. Or a leg and a leg.

[trashfolders]

jagerbombing replied to your post

Look at you, a law-abiding citizen.

Eh... I’m not too keen on the concept of being obliterated by a metal death machine heavier than myself coming at me with considerable momentum is all. Don’t mistake my self-preservation for obedience.

[trashfolders]

What do you want.

[trashfolders]

Waiting for the walk light is the most involved in a socially mandated community effort I’ve been as of late. I need to start picking up roadside litter or something.

[negutivfeadbak]

[trashfolders]

I wonder if I’ll have a birthday this year.

[trashfolders]

Same age...