kicks him in that’s my candy!!
“I was just checkin’ it for poison, SHEESH! So ungrateful.”
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kicks him in that’s my candy!!
“I was just checkin’ it for poison, SHEESH! So ungrateful.”
- @treeflew -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHITLORD....I mean sassmaster.... i mean you beautiful person you! I hope you have the BEST day
I’M THREE DAYS LATE REPLYING TO THIS BUT THANK YOU MY DOOD <3
- @peacefulapostle -
Apologies for not being around for a day or two, we’ve had a family gathering so I’ve been busy! I’ll be around again as usual now <3
@trashpnda
Rocket: Okay, who here hasn’t been to space?
Natasha, Steve, Rhodey: *Raise hands*
Rocket: You better not throw up on my ship!
((Avengers: Endgame))
@trashpnda
Ey it’s your shitlord’s birthday
I can't believe how freaking in character your Rocket is? Like every single thing you have him say feels so 100% him, to the point where I have to question if you're using already quoted lines... That's amazing. You should work/apply to be his writer cuz you have him perfectly mapped out.
*baby doe screeching vine*
- @ask-shazam -
- @bcsslady -
“WHY would ya trick me into bitin’ that?? What’d you call it- a lee-mon? Y’know I hate sour things! Did I do somethin’ t’piss you off?? MAN!”
- @brooklyncd -
“If yer askin’ me straight-up if I did it... then the answer’s gotta be.. well no, but actually yes.”
- @towardstheproblems -
“Sometimes we gotta spit out the candy cane, put on our big boy pants, an’ just suck it up an’ get on with it. You of all people know that, Thor.”
- @biofought -
“Y’know, the best things come in small packages. Like bombs.”
- @kaeciilius -
“Yo, EYELINER... heard o’ this thing called a MIRROR? ... Miiiight wanna invest in one before ya head out in public.”
- @ircnego -
“Sir, you should write a very strongly worded letter o’ complaint to the juice pop company. Looks like every flavour in the box was licked once an’ put back in. What a mystery.”
- @ask-shazam -
"BULLY? I like to think of myself as a freedom fighter. ... A misunderstood one.”
we don’t write (yet, hopefully. if I can get my ass in gear ckdbdhdjbd) but your rocket is legitimately such a fuckin JOY to see on my dash when I’m just scrolling tumblr continuing to disregard my responsibilities as a writer and rper and not getting on on my laptop or my dad’s computer 😂 your rocket is so good and I’m highkey convinced you’re actually Bradley cooper in disguise
vibrates intensely [pls feel free to plot with me or throw IC asks at me <3]
- @bornfcrthis -
like for a one-liner!
When your new Pirate Angel friend might be having the worst possible day anyone could ever have and you gotta be a captain