~aesthetic poser~

You may call me Jesalyn. I paint, draw, and charcoal. I listen to The Lumineers, MCR, blackbear, Saint Asonia, TFB, Weathers, Post Malone, Halsey, AWOLNATION, Culture Club, Nothing More, Nirvana, The Neighbourhood, and too many other bands to list here. I'm too dorky and awkward for my own good.

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So I just got home from a band competition and there was this really cute guy walking around and he had a pin that said, “kiss me, I play trumpet” and the first time I saw him I just kinda did finger guns and said, “cute pin” and he winked and pointed at his cheek like he was inviting me to kiss him and we both laughed and kept going our separate directions, but then the next time I passed by him I asked for his Snapchat and we talked for a few minutes before parting ways, then, finally, I was walking with my friend and we passed by him and his friend and my friend dared me to kiss him and so I walked up to him and he did the thing where he pointed at his cheek again and I kissed him and his friend flipped out and he was like, “oh my gosh do it again I need to record that” and my friend got her phone out too and they both started recording so I did it again and we all kept talking and he’s really sweet and he replies almost immediately to snaps so lets see where this goes

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Everyone keeps reblogging this so I guess I oughtta mention that he hasn’t had a phone for a while but he got one today and me messaged me and we’re talking again so this is going shockingly well for a random band competition kiss

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Update: we talk all the time now and we’re each others number one best friends on Snapchat and we video chatted for two hours yesterday and we have a lot in common and we have the same random music taste and he’s not afraid to blow up my phone and we talked about Harry Potter for like twenty minutes yesterday and it’s great

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Hahaha he got a girlfriend and I almost have a boyfriend and we don’t talk anymore ship cancelled

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He and his girlfriend broke up and the guy I was talking to is a hoe ship uncancelled we're talking again and I don't regret it

[brianhellacute]

Is your child texting about The Front Bottoms?

LOL - Lo Oking Likeyoujustwokeup

ILY - I Love Youusedtosay(holyfuck)

LMAO - Listento Motorcycle and Ocean

WBU - Who‘s Brian Uhm

MIC - Matt Is Cute

YLSSC - You Look So Sexy Chelsea

UC - Un Comfortable

DSIMP - Dead Spider In My Pocket

BOB - Bag Of Bags

[turt1edove-deactivated20260108]

rb this n put ur schools mascot in the tags !

[turt1edove-deactivated20260108]

to clarify for all the non-americans that are confused by this a mascot is basically ur schools fursona

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My schools mascot is Satan

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I sent this picture to the guy I'm talking to and he said "when and where" like okay this is the second time he's made this joke (and the second time I've responded with "in your dreams" lmao) but it's still adorable ugh

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Is life even real

Me: *flips off crush*

Crush: When and where?

[trashypainter-blog]

So I just got home from a band competition and there was this really cute guy walking around and he had a pin that said, “kiss me, I play trumpet” and the first time I saw him I just kinda did finger guns and said, “cute pin” and he winked and pointed at his cheek like he was inviting me to kiss him and we both laughed and kept going our separate directions, but then the next time I passed by him I asked for his Snapchat and we talked for a few minutes before parting ways, then, finally, I was walking with my friend and we passed by him and his friend and my friend dared me to kiss him and so I walked up to him and he did the thing where he pointed at his cheek again and I kissed him and his friend flipped out and he was like, “oh my gosh do it again I need to record that” and my friend got her phone out too and they both started recording so I did it again and we all kept talking and he’s really sweet and he replies almost immediately to snaps so lets see where this goes

[trashypainter-blog]

Everyone keeps reblogging this so I guess I oughtta mention that he hasn’t had a phone for a while but he got one today and me messaged me and we’re talking again so this is going shockingly well for a random band competition kiss

[trashypainter-blog]

Update: we talk all the time now and we’re each others number one best friends on Snapchat and we video chatted for two hours yesterday and we have a lot in common and we have the same random music taste and he’s not afraid to blow up my phone and we talked about Harry Potter for like twenty minutes yesterday and it’s great

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Hahaha he got a girlfriend and I almost have a boyfriend and we don't talk anymore ship cancelled

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you: Brian and Mat

me, an intellectual: Stephen and Mathew

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My crush is so cute we're going on a double date this weekend and we just got the best friend heart on Snapchat and he's really cute and sweet and adorable ahhhhhh

[greylilacs]

I’m a foster mother to 100 baby spiders

Okay so the other day I was taking the trash out and my nail caught on a spider egg sac!

Unfortunately it split open and all the little eggs came tumbling out and luckily landed in a box.

After getting them all in a glass, I was left with several questions, no answers and guilt! But I asked in a few spider groups and got a tutorial on making a spider incubator!

Sooo! We went through a few different stages of mini Orbeez

And by mini I mean REALLY mini!

But finally we started seeing development!

See the little white dot?! That’s a wee lil baby!

Then more started showing up!

Then the day came!! Little legs started showing up!!

And then!!!

Today I just went to look and!!

!!!

MY BABIES ARE HATCHING!

[greylilacs]

Update

They’re perfect in every way and I love my dumb spider babies. 

This is Joseph. He’s learning to walk properly. 

He’s not very good at it yet though.

He try his best. 

[alexander]

hey tumblr, wtf

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I hate spiders but this is actually adorable

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Whaddup my name's Jes I'm fifteen and I never fuckin learned how to use a tampon

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Anyone else have that moment when you haven't heard a song in a while because you associate the song with someone you have bad memories of and it's been months but you hear it somewhere and everything just comes rushing back

[milfscully]

Do you make music and are LGBT+?

Then look no further!

Hi! Let me introduce myself, my name is Jonas and I looove making music. I play mainly ukulele, but also bass guitar and guitar. I really wanna learn piano, but broke students am i right. One day I send a song I wrote to a groupchat, but i thought to myself, “No one really cares, because they don’t really play music, why not make a groupchat with other people who have the same problem, or would like someone to listen to the songs or covers they make.” And thus this post was born!! 

So are you interested? Here’s what to do!

-Be lgbt+ -Make music -reblog this post! -apply by clicking the picture or this link 

The gc will be on Whatsapp or iMessage because thats all apps for groupcats i know that you can send audios on over 2 minutes long

see you,

Jonas

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THIS. IS. SANDPIT TURTLE.

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I made a Snapchat for my art and painting and stuff, so you guys should go add me <3

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Sometimes I think I’m weird, but then I remember that my friends are probably weirder. (These are are legitimate, every day conversations.)

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When you wave at your crush in the hallway and he gets all flustered and tells you later that he didn't expect it and it made him happy :)

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I'm catching feelings for a boy and he's cute and very lanky and ginger and he plays video games a lot so he always replies slow (but he always replies and I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it because if we date I can kick his ass at Mortal Kombat to assert myself) but he told me last week that I looked really cute at school and idk I think that's pretty cool because the only class we have together is first period and it was at like 5 that afternoon that he told me so it's like he was really thinking about me and he's really sweet and likes the same music I do and all of my friends ship it and he was doing TBHs earlier and I asked for one and he said I'm cute and he would love to date me after we got to know each other better and ahhh I don't really have anyone to talk about thid too so here you guys go