Fucking Trash

hi, i'm trashytraffy and i cosplay. i love to cosplay and i love music. this will be me posting about art and stuff that happens sometimes, with the occasional reblog and cosplay. im actually pretty nice when you get to know me, so lets get along? :) fandoms: ONE PIECE KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN blue exorcist attack on titan and many others I am more active on my Instagram than I am here- if you are interested in following me on Instagram: trashytraffy

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Mammon: I can explain-

Lussuria: You’re making $500 000 and only giving me $30 000?

Squalo: $30 000? I’m only getting $1000!

Levi: You guys are getting paid?!

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*Skull gets grievously injured again*

Reborn: this is so sad Alexa play Despacito.

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[Reborn!] The STAGE, the first key visual release! 

hold me im crying

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Xanxus: What is it? What are you doing?

Levi: Looking at you in quiet awe, boss.

Xanxus: Well, as long as it’s quiet.

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Ryohei: Holy shit! Is that the ocean?

Gokudera: Yeah, buddy, that’s the ocean.

Ryohei: What’s on the other side of it there?

Gokudera: Europe.

Ryohei: How long would it take-

Gokudera: Do not try and swim to Europe. Do not.

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“Levi, you gangly uncoordinated bitch. I’m not getting hog-tied over your lack of grace.”

— Lussuria to Levi on the mission.

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Yamamoto: This white wine is delicious.

Reborn: You’re drinking milk.

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Gokudera: Why did I make a hit-list last night containing only McDonald’s?

Yamamoto: You tried to order a margarita McFlurry and when they said they didn’t make those, you tried to call 911.

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Tsuna: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as to request the death penalty.

Judge: This … is a parking ticket.

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Colonello: If something scares and excites you at the same time, you should do it!

Skull: Time to fuck a blender!

Colonello: Wait, no.

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Squalo: Okay, you know what? You’re in time out! Get up on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Belphegor: [climbing on top of the fridge] THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

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Levi: Boss, wake up!

Xanxus: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out. 

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Fran: Hey fake prince you know Digimon is way better than YuGiOh.

Belphegor: [not looking up from his YGO cards] Go be a furry somewhere else. 

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Fon: The esper said I only have four days to live

Colonello: You’re sick?!

Fon: No, they just don’t like me. 

Mammon: I’ll fuck you up on tuesday!

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Squalo: I never understood the thigh gap thing. Everyone has a thigh gap if your fucking stance is wide enough. 

Lussuria: But they’re talking about thigh gap when your legs are together.

Squalo: The fuck? Who would wanna date someone who isn’t in a power stance all the time?

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Levi: I have an idea.

Squalo: A good one?

Levi: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. 

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Xanxus: What’s wrong with the way I dress?

Lussuria: You know, some people might say that all that black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain.

Xanxus: *Glares.*

Lussuria: Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.