[travoltafan69]

i hate that i knowv vwho naruto is, man. i havwe no business knowving about his sex life.

[travoltafan69]

my "friends" dont understand me. sometimes i feel like im talking to a vwall. i cant evwen talk to them about chuck berry cause theyll be like "not nowv, you handsome bastard, cant you see im vwatching narusasu amvws." then theyll teach me a newv pronoun nobody uses except for twvo people on grumblr. but, vwhatevwer, i gotta be chill vwith it all. yknowv? like i gotta be.

[travoltafan69]

i'm vworking on my ep. i think it's finally coming together after all these swveeps.

[f33ls]

purr ep? of what? of tv??

i'm happy fur mew!!

[travoltafan69]

no.

ep.

as in an extended play.

like an album but shorter.

i'm a musician not an actor. you knowv this.

[travoltafan69]

actually, i think the problem is that i'm in a bit of a rut. ladies, if you vwant to pm me some "inspiration" that vwould be groovwy, baby.

[travoltafan69]

also, don't vworry, guys. i'm still going to continue THE PLUMBER. just needed some time off to relax and dance naked in front of a full body mirror to the cramps.

[travoltafan69]

yeah, so that vwas a lie...sorry to all the cats and kittens ivwe disappointed, but chapter 2 isnt happening. i started anabolic steroids again and lost interest.

[travoltafan69]

showv daddy that nice picture again.

[yifftwiceplz]

[travoltafan69]

that's not vwery nice.

[yifftwiceplz]

you dont like me

?

[travoltafan69]

vwhat? no, dude. c'mon. don't put vwords in my mouth, yiff man. i lovwe ya like a brother.

[travoltafan69]

showv daddy that nice picture again.

[yifftwiceplz]

[travoltafan69]

that's not vwery nice.

[travoltafan69]

showv daddy that nice picture again.

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy needs something to cheer Daddy up

[godzillabanzai]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy's going to need one some of these

[thisisdaddyspage]

message me right now sweetheart

Daddy's on the phone give me a minute

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy had a dream about Mexico

[thisisdaddyspage]

do you have any strong feelings about coors light?

Thats Daddys 🍺beer

[travoltafan69]

#justrelaxin

[yifftwiceplz]

every time i see the phrase delusions of grandeur im instantly greeted in my minds eye with the pringles can logo man and i cannot for the life of me figure out what has lead to this instant pavlovian reaction in me

[travoltafan69]

it's cause he's got that swveet, swveet stache.

[yifftwiceplz]

its not doing anything for me but neither are his fuckass chips or his impenetrable tube

[travoltafan69]

i'm vwith ya, boss. personally, i prefer beer and browvn sugar kielbasa.

[yifftwiceplz]

💭💭grilling

[travoltafan69]

oh, yeah, baby. i bet you can vwork a mean grill. i'm rubbing my belly and smacking my lips.

[yifftwiceplz]

every time i see the phrase delusions of grandeur im instantly greeted in my minds eye with the pringles can logo man and i cannot for the life of me figure out what has lead to this instant pavlovian reaction in me

[travoltafan69]

it's cause he's got that swveet, swveet stache.

[yifftwiceplz]

its not doing anything for me but neither are his fuckass chips or his impenetrable tube

[travoltafan69]

i'm vwith ya, boss. personally, i prefer beer and browvn sugar kielbasa.

[yifftwiceplz]

every time i see the phrase delusions of grandeur im instantly greeted in my minds eye with the pringles can logo man and i cannot for the life of me figure out what has lead to this instant pavlovian reaction in me

[travoltafan69]

it's cause he's got that swveet, swveet stache.