TRC Snippets

Tiny bits of dialogue from the raven boys. Basically an incorrect TRC quotes blog, but FUN FACT: all of them are quotes from real people I know

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Adam: Jesus, I’m so stupid.

Ronan: You’re not stupid, you just have a similar personality to stupid people.

Adam: ..... thanks.

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*at Henry’s house*

Henry *very suddenly*: Do you guys want waffles?

Noah and Ronan: YES

Adam: ... why?

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“Blue, I need you to take me to Olive Garden again. I haven’t had a good spaghetti in so long.”

Henry Cheng

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Ronan *angrily composing what he’ll say to Child about the last school camping trip he went on*: I want you to think about it your the rest of your life, I want you to feel guilty every time you look at a tent

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Noah, shifting: Henry, I’m grabbing my phone

Henry: Oh I thought you were just putting your hand on mine in a sweet, romantic gesture

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“I dislike staring contests when they’re focused on blinking. But I enjoy them when they’re just glaring at each other. Gansey and I do that sometimes”

Ronan Lynch

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*at an Aglionby school assembly*

Headmaster Child: Everyone, stand closer together, fit everyone in!

Adam *to himself*: I don’t want any of you to touch me, I don’t want your rich people germs.

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Ronan: there is no dignified way to eat apple sauce

Gansey: I microwave it

Ronan: WHAT

Adam: ARE YOU A PERSON

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Doodles of the Gangsey!

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Raven Cycle characters as songs from Mamma Mia!

Ronan: Take a Chance on Me (or I Have a Dream)

Adam: Money, Money, Money (or I Wonder)

Blue: Mamma Mia! or (The Name Of The Game)

Gansey: Why Did It Have to Be Me? (or Waterloo)

Henry: Kisses of Fire (or Chiquitita)

Noah: Dancing Queen (or Under Attack)

Maura/Calla/Persephone: Super Trouper (or When All Is Said And Done)

Kavinsky: Lay All Your Love On Me (or Our Last Summer)

The Gray Man: Andante, Andante (or I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do)

Gwenllian: Does Your Mother Know (or I’ve Been Waiting For You)

The Greenmantles: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Artemus: SOS (or One of Us)

Neeve: Angel Eyes

Whelk: When I Kissed the Teacher

Orla: Honey, Honey (or Voulez-Vous)

Aurora: Slipping Through My Fingers (or My Love, My Life)

Laumonier: The Winner Takes It All

Seondeok: Thank You For the Music

Declan: Knowing Me, Knowing You (or The Day Before You Came)

Matthew: Fernando

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“Going with a ... divorce burgundy”

Blue, choosing her nail polish color

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*At lunch*

Ronan: Oh I have pumpkin bread!

Gansey: Can I have some?

Ronan: No

Gansey: Please?

Ronan: FUCK OFF, I SAID NO AND I WILL KILL YOU

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“Target, why do you know the gays so well?”

Ronan, looking for glitter canons online

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“My barber sells motorcycle parts in Australia”

Gansey

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“Mrs Woo does not believe in pasta and it really gets my goat”

Henry Cheng

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Gansey: I once navigated Rome with only a glance at a map beforehand.

Ronan: There’s a lot to unpack here.

Adam: You guys, I love John Denver so much.

Ronan: There’s a lot to unpack here

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Gansey, driving

Gansey: It’s a goose! Adam, roll down the window!

Adam: What?

Gansey: *pulling over and slowing down*

Gansey: HI, GOOSE!