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My Immortal (fan fic) RP starters

Starters based off the infamous fan fiction, My Immortal.

“Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?”

“I put up my middle finger at them.”

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!?”

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?”

“I hath telekinesis."

“I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!”

“What’s wrong honey?”

“Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.”

“Bye bitch.”

“Look motherfucker.”

“____, I see dark times are near.”

“I fucking tortured them.”

“You fucking poser.”

“I bet you’ve never heard of Good Charlotte.”

“Oh my goth!”

“Stop that now you horny simpletons!”

the-write-ideas

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

dragonsmemesandrpchelp

Sinday Special

These memes are for those who like a little sexual fun on Sunday. Feel free to edit pronouns as needed.

“Get on your knees and beg.”

“Tell me how you want me to fuck you.”

“I want you now, please… don’t make me beg anymore.”

“How badly do you want me?”

“Please don’t stop, I’ll do anything you want.”

“Keep quiet unless you want everyone to hear you.”

“You don’t want to get caught, do you?”

“Does the idea of being caught like this excite you? It does, doesn’t it?”

“Let me taste you.”

“Do you want me to show you how bad I want you?”

“How rough do you want it?”

“Where do you want me to cum?”

“I want to see your face as you come undone.”

“I’m going to tie you to the headboard and fuck you senseless.”

Locations:

Closet: My muse grabs yours by the shirt/jacket/pants and drags them into the closet.

Wall: My muse pins yours against the wall.

Table: My muse fucks/teases yours over the table.

Couch: My muse fucks yours on the couch.

Shower: My muse fucks yours in the shower.

Floor: Our muses don’t make it to a bed.

Vehicle: Our muses have sex in a vehicle.

Outside: Our muses have sex somewhere outside/in public.

*add +reverse to make your muse the one that does it to mine.*

Symbols:

Send 💢 for a rough/violent/hateful sex situation between our muses. Send ⛓️ for one of our muses restraining the other in a bondage way. Send 🎀 for your muse to be left as a gift for my muse wearing nothing but a ribbon. (Send +Reverse for my muse to be the gift instead) Send 🍆 for one muse to use toys on the other muse. Send ‼️ for my muse to give yours the “stamp of approval” by slapping their ass hard enough to leave a hand print. (send +Reverse to have your muse do it to mine instead) Send 👅 for my muse to go down on yours. (Send +Reverse for your muse to go down on mine) Send ♋ for our muses to 69. Send ⏳ for a sexual situation where our muses only have a certain amount of time to have sex.

bamsara

same shit, different fandom

maggins

memeasaurus-promptus

Reblog if you are willing to plot/RP via Discord/Skype, etc!

crtastrophic

*forms an emotional bond with the cool stick I found on a hike*

vaememes

A VAMPIRE SYMBOL MEME .

LIGHT & SOFT :

👁 - for your muse to reveal to my muse that they know they are a vampire. ❤️ - for your muse to confess they still love them despite them being a vampire. 💔 - for your muse to no longer want to be with my muse because they are a vampire. 🐇 - for my muse to reveal to your muse that they do not feed off humans and/or human blood. 💋 - our muses share a kiss, until your muse realizes sharp teeth grazing against their lips and pulls away. 🤚🏼 - your muse tries to calm my muse down from the sight of blood. 🚪 - for your muse to decline my muses invite. ❓ - for your muse to ask my muse to turn them into a vampire.

VIOLENT & GORE :

⚰️ - for your muse to open a coffin, discovering my muse inside. 🔪 - for your muse to try and stake my muse. 🩸 - for my muse to drink blood from your muses neck. ( could be as an attack or willingly, can specify ) 🧛‍♀️ - for your muse to confront my muse about them being a vampire, threatening to expose them. 👣 - for your muse to follow a blood trail that leads to my muses discovery. ⛓ - for your muse to capture my muse, locking them up in chains. ❗️ - for your muse to awake, my muse revealing they have turned them into a vampire.

HUMAN VS. VAMPIRE :

🙅🏾 - for your muse to run away screaming at the sight of my muse revealing they’re a vampire. 🤛🏻 - for your muse to punch mine, realizing they hurt themselves more than my muse. 👍🏼 - for my muse to help your muse during their change into a vampire. 🔪 - for your muse to stab my muse and get away. 🔱 - for your muse to help my muse escape from an army of angry men with pitchforks. 🗡 - for your muse to find my muse has been staked through the heart. 🥶 - for your muse to notice and then ask my muse why they are so cold to touch.

VAMPIRE VS. VAMPIRE :

😡 - for your muse to punch my muse, or vice versa. 🥂 - for your muse to offer my muse a drink filled with blood. 👊🏿 - for your muse to reach into my muses chest and threaten to extract their heart. 🌞 - for my muse to push your muse out of the sunlight. 🌿 - my muse awakens to your muse revealing they have poisoned them. 💀 - for our muses to go on a killing spree together. 👅 - for your muse to lick the blood from my muses lips and/or finger. ( can specify )

voidy

treacherouselegance:

The cerulean female didn’t bother answering the text, Pulling open the door with a toothy grin. Her hair was longer, and messier for sure, and she was in loose, harem pants and a float tank top, in the appearance of a summer of love era style. The bags under her eyes were dark, a result of the lack of sleep for the past few months, trying to isolate and process exactly what she wanted to do with this never ending existence.

So far she had no luck.

She takes a hand through her hair to pull it out of her face, “Hey there, pony boy. Long time no see, come on in.” The weather surrounding the small forrest home was lightly rainy, with grey skies and cool temperatures, and the green-house like ceilings reflected the gloomy light across the studio cabin. Except it wasn’t a studio anymore, she had built several wings into the small home, several of which weren’t quite finished, cans of paint and tools and drywall everywhere, most of the furniture pushed off to the side for working

“Sorry about the mess, I’ve been a little manic lately, seems like I’m hitting a slow patch.”

Equius smiles to her when the door opens, nodding before taking a few steps in. They sit in one of the few pieces of furniture that isn’t too far out of the way, removing their shoes. Giving a whistle, “You certainly have been busy. I dread to think all of this is what you call a slow patch.” Glancing around, it’s hard not to get a little nosy.

“What all is it you’re building here?” Maybe she was expecting more company, or missed the labyrinth of her hive back on Alternia. Probably not. “I could - help, if you like.” They stand, scanning the cabin before turning back to Nix. It’s hard not to smile again - arms open to offer a hug, were she to accept such a thing.

treacherouselegance

Her eyes scanned the other as they held their arms open, as if the gesture was foreign, for just a moment before stepping forward to give them a light hug. She honestly wasn’t much of a touchy person, but made exceptions every so often.

“I couldn’t put you to work the moment you got here, how rude is that. You’re more than welcome to help at some point but not now. Can I make you some tea or anything? Figure since the place is a little cold it could be a nice insulator. Have a few things of this construction project I’m doing to show you that ARE done.”

Her ears flicked, reacting to a distant clap of thunder, the noise sending a set of scampering paws down the hallway, of what, was unclear in the shadowy lighting. But it was large.

#ic

voidy

It’s been a while since the heir’d seen Nix! The last time the two of them had had a bonfire by the woods. That was more than likely to be the case again, re relief if anything. Equius hasn’t gotten out of the hive in a while, and everyone’s spirits have been so low. They wonder what condition they’ll find Nix.

Closing their eyes, the heir takes a deep breath, and thinks of the location the two had last met. Earth. Woods. Cabin. Star and firelight. A rush of inky blackness pools from their feet, and consumes them. Fading into nothingless, and reappearing by the cabin. A little dizzy, they make their way to the door and knock respectfully.

Also sending a message in the mean time.

[D –> Nix, I’ve arrived // D –> May I come in]

@treacherouselegance

treacherouselegance

The cerulean female didn’t bother answering the text, Pulling open the door with a toothy grin. Her hair was longer, and messier for sure, and she was in loose, harem pants and a float tank top, in the appearance of a summer of love era style. The bags under her eyes were dark, a result of the lack of sleep for the past few months, trying to isolate and process exactly what she wanted to do with this never ending existence.

So far she had no luck.

She takes a hand through her hair to pull it out of her face, “Hey there, pony boy. Long time no see, come on in.” The weather surrounding the small forrest home was lightly rainy, with grey skies and cool temperatures, and the green-house like ceilings reflected the gloomy light across the studio cabin. Except it wasn’t a studio anymore, she had built several wings into the small home, several of which weren’t quite finished, cans of paint and tools and drywall everywhere, most of the furniture pushed off to the side for working

“Sorry about the mess, I’ve been a little manic lately, seems like I’m hitting a slow patch.”

#ic #replies

archersbadrpmemes

I have been noticing a lot of people being too nervous to talk to their mutuals when they want to roleplay with them soooo..

Please reblog this to tell your mutuals IT IS 100% OKAY to come up to you and tell you straight off the bat that they want to roleplay with you. In fact, it’s highly encouraged to tell you any thread idea that comes across their mind!

Learn how to handle your canna8is you major dorkus

#ic #daahwatching