Everything Is Fine, Probably

I'm Wizzy, UK. Movies, TV shows and Vines, basically.

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[military-newsboys]

Shane: What are you doing? Ilya: Eating family pack of chips Shane: That’s a normal pack, though Ilya: Any pack is family pack when you are orphan.

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[finelytaylored]

“can’t believe you treat your gf like this Hollander 😔” has me crying lmao please someone write this

[themoonandmyman]

Every time I see this image

I can’t help but think of this

[ahexagon]

shane really hit the jackpot as someone on the spectrum because ilya is perceptive enough for the entire nhl. he clocks every homosexual in the room like he's psychic

shane has never had to interpret a social cue again ik he's content

[gayhockeyshow]

So much has been said about Ilya helping Shane down from his panic attack at his parents’ house but I want to point out the brief moment before he steps in.

Ilya catches on to what is happening to Shane and takes a half second to look between Yuna and David to check in with them. He’s asking with his eyes if they as parents want to manage the situation and sees that they are clearly also a bit too stunned, so Ilya takes charge.

I think its so beautiful that Yuna and David get to see Ilya in this way, see how gentle he is and how intrinsically he understands their son. How he knows how to make him feel seen and safe and okay.

Since rookie season. Since the summer before.

[lavenderprose]

The way that Ilya goes monogamous for the first time in his entire life and immediately starts dropping I Love You's and pet names and Gimme Kiss. Meanwhile monogamy and a gay awakening have combined in Shane's brain to chemically trigger a Sexual Chernobyl wherein Shane Hollander is now the world's thirstiest slut for one ☝🏻 man. Ilya is thinking about exactly how he's going to propose and Shane is integrating Same Penis Forever into his believe system, his diet and his exercise regime.

[smodernlife]

Shane Hollander wrote this

[aslongasitsblack]

heated rivalry is a perfect show because you can think about the characters as these complex nuanced portrayals of intersections of race and masculinity and trauma and geopolitical conflict and how those traits play out within how the characters interact and you can also think shane hollander rides that thang like he’s being held at gunpoint but he’s holding the gun to his own head

[panicpluspoison]

Shane has one (1) emotional conversation about his situationship with his girlfriend and immediately decided that he wanted Ilya… I’m telling you the man never stood a CHANCE. Shane walks into the bar looking fine as hell, who needs to do all that on a TRAVEL DAY to the ASG but he has a Man to Woo so he walks UP TO HIM IMMEDIATELY (social anxiety who, shane doesn’t know her) and starts f l i r t i n g with Ilya “I’m feeling a bit wild” “I’ve always wanted to play on a team with you” “nice shirt, you’re pulling it off” shane turned it up to 100 and Ilya folded like a bad hand. Shane Hollander flirting with Ilya rozanov in a bar full of hockey players in broad daylight is literally ilyas dream

[freenowrightnow]

shane: since our rookie season

ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane

[kiphunter]

when they say hockey is a violent sport...

[hit-the-showerz]

Heated Rivalry incorrect quotes 2/?

[fuckrozanov]

80% of unrivaled has to be ilya being incredibly uncool at all the casual intimacy he gets to have with shane now. they go to a bar with the team and shane puts his hand on ilya’s knee midsentence and ilya chokes on the rest of it. at the grocery store and ilya is holding up an avocado to see if it’s ripe enough and shane walks up behind him and puts a hand on his hip and ilya drops it. yes they’re having freak sex but now it’s because shane was on the phone with the dog groomer and they’re asking about appointment times and shane says “hold on let me ask my husband—“ and now he’s face down ass up in the middle of the kitchen and ilya is like say that again say that again say that again say that again

[mayflowersinapril]

If looks could kill... (+bonus)

[sheisraging]

yes good.