Bullet To Binary

In the slaughterhouse of love they kill only the best, none of the weak or deformed.

[tremerechantry]

[tremerechantry]

if i go to turkey within the next year it HAS to somehow coincide with a duman tour.

[tremerechantry]

I haaaate sapporo and I keep trying to make it work bubt it won't work. I've NEVER felt like a beer tasted pisslike before, but you know what, sapporo tastes like. hold on let me sip this again.. actually i was going to compare it to piss but now i'm thinking it tastes more like a tonsil stone

[tremerechantry]

I'm sorry everyone but sapporo beer literally sucks dick and balls

[tremerechantry]

making myself roast carrots and singing to my cat. been a rough day. shall i have a beer.

bitch is it not bar study season

yesssssss

Voting ended on3h

[tremerechantry]

Me: Okay, so the park technically says no adults allowed without kids, but there was literally no one there. And I could pass for 17 if you don't look too closely. So anyway I went on the swings and swung for like fifteen minutes. Best fifteen minutes this week. I'm going to do it again.

Priest: You seem to not understand the point of this.

[tremerechantry]

Half-assed machete blade aside, this is still one of my better drawings ever I think.

[tremerechantry]

Can they please start putting opioids in tampons again I cannot live this way

[skinilivein]

[femmenietzsche]

AU where Aztec human sacrifice priests are having their "Vatican II" moment

[thathopeyetlives]

ITT: people who don't understand Vatican II.

Did the Aztec religion even have the textual and historical logical stuff that would make that be a Thing that could happen?

[femmenietzsche]

Honestly the biggest difference is that Quetzalcoatl is real

[cikero]

people begging for all clothes to be made of cotton and linen when they don’t own an iron and throw everything in the washing machine and dryer on max heat

[cognitohazardous]

if i were a pompous self-assured and kind of stupid art student at some california university i would make a 9/11 tribute consisting of a handful of photographs depicting two erect, vertical dicks side-by-side (probably cut because all my friends would be cut (more of an unintended circumstance but i would spin it to seem meaningful)) and successive photos would depict one of the penises during ejaculation proceeding to one and then both flaccid. and i would have some bit about the semen representing the lives lost during the event. someone would inevitably ask if i was making a statement on masturbation or contraception and i, in my kind of stupidity, wouldn't have considered that angle. i would get really indignant and try to fabricate something clever, maybe like "obviously not because I produced this sexually explicit work" and it would haunt me for the duration of my college career. Years later after I had graduated and found employment as a creative director at Coca-Cola or Google, and after one of the aforementioned friends had died in a drunk driving accident and the other had been imprisoned on charges of possession with intent to sell, I would realize that i could have claimed it as a commentary on American society possessing a revulsion to pornography and homosexuality equivalent to our feelings on anti-American terrorism. Still not very good, but that's why I'm working for Coca-Cola or Google.

[tremerechantry]

hate this user so much it's actually insane. maybe she should go back on drugs tbfh

[tremerechantry]

You can tell my ass is stressed the fuck out because I'm like "I should animate a short film" like what the fuck are you talking about? You can't do that. It's not within your capabilities.

[tremerechantry]

Hinge must have sensed I'm too stressed to even think about bitches right now because after months of no likes, I just got 10 in one day. Hello? Those are gay man numbers. What did the algorithm do.

[tremerechantry]

COMPLETELY MISSED A NON-COMPETE ISSUE ON MY PRACTICE ESSAY. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[jenny-holzer]