thoughts on the Elder Scrolls races
probably eat nails for breakfast
seriously though these guys have some issues with people drinking milk
their fashion sense is basically strapping as many dead animals to themselves as they can
punch each other for funsies
resolve polictical conflict by via shouting contest
commonly called high elves because they’re so fucking tall
do not engage in magical combat with them because you will lose
will not rest until they have complained about everything
chillest of the elven races
archery skills to rival legolas
won’t eat their vegetables
Khajiit likes to speak about themselves in 3rd person
it’s not breaking the law if no one sees you doing it
their hands are their weapons. no seriously they got claws
their king is chosen by the moons. I’m serious
not very good at running empires
still sad because they lost sir patrick steward and his son sean bean
slapfights with the altmer 24/7
longing for the day when they will get their shit together
their eyes are red their skin is blue they’ll probably set fire to you
their gods tend to hold grudges
seriously dont piss of their gods they will fuck you over
kind of in a bad place after most of their homeland literally exploded
will sell you for one cornchip
kind of the elves’ unwanted bastard child
secretly really good at magic
don’t like their rural cousins in the Reach very much
will knock you on your butt
What’s that? You wanna invade their homeland? I’m sorry your authority isn’t recognized in Fort Kickass
history of getting fucked over by the dunmer
i still dont understand why their women got tiddies. but they do
mean green killing machines
literally trained from birth to hand your ass to you
not that they have to try because they get shit from literally everyone
their god may be a bit of a dick sometimes but he looks out for his people
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