Cosimo Galluzzi
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Janaina Medeiros
@theartofmadeline
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
trying on a metaphor
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Cosmic Funnies
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@voekarthe
toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing again
shes like 'i cant see on boats. solution? make sea travel obsolete' and no one stops her because they cant
firelord zuko wakes up at sunrise but the sunlight is Somehow coming in through the entirely Wrong Fucking Window n theres like fifty messenger hawks screeching from down the hall n hes like 'you know what. i dont want to know' n goes back to sleep
Game of Thrones Recaps
This is a list of every Game of Thrones review and recap I’ve done across all platforms. Episodes not on the list have not yet been done, but I hope in time to get to them. As with all recaps exercise caution when reading at the workplace or in public, the words used were not meant for delicate corporate eyes or children.
Season 1
Episode 1
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 2
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 3
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Season 3
Episode 9
Imgur Recap / Review
Episode 10
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Season 4
Episode 1
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 2
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 3
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 4
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 5
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 6
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Episode 7
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 8
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 9
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Episode 10
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap
Season 5
Episode 1
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap / Review
Episode 2
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap / Review
Episode 3
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap / Review
Episode 4
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap / Review
Episode 5
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Episode 6
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Episode 7
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Episode 8
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap / Review
Episode 9
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap / Review
Episode 10
Tumblr Recap / Imgur Recap / Review
Season 6
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Episode 8
Episode 9
Episode 10
Season 7
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Episode 7
Season 8
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Chrys Watches Got [x] / requests for individuals [x]
avatar + texpost 5/?
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I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂
Just came back to this blog after what feels like 47480 years
What the fUCK IS THIS
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week
I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol
I’ll play
tbh? I bet Iroh never mentions Lu Ten's mother bc it's either Lo or Li and he doesn't know which one
thanks i hate it
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.
if I get approved for disability the first thing I’m doing is trying to get something done about my teeth
okay we’re still waiting on that BUT my current assistance covers extractions SO
i had a panic attack at the dentists so they’re referring me to an oral surgeon 😪
update: my assistance won’t cover sedated extraction so I literally have to wait until they rot enough that I’ll be able to go to the hospital
I’m thinking about doing a GoFundMe to get the cost covered, I’d love to hear if you guys think that would be a good idea or not
UPDATE: LIFE IS SO UNBELIEVABLY RIDICULOUSLY EXHAUSTING
SO I need $100 to get a check up with my dentist, so that they can give the information to the oral surgeon.
The oral surgeon will then send a referral to the hospital, if they accept me as a patient I can have the work done at no cost, otherwise it will be $450 for oral surgery at a clinic.
IF YOU ARE ABLE TO DONATE PLEASE CLICK THIS LINK TO MY PAYPAL
or
VISIT MY FACEBOOK DONATION PAGE
IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO DONATE PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE THIS
I am in a tremendous amount of pain and very very desperate to get this done ASAP(and ideally at a cost of no more than $100) so please help if you can
- tasia xoxo
UPDATE: LIFE IS AN INESCAPABLE HELL
Went in for my second appointment today and they told me that my government assistance doesn’t cover the checkup needed to create a dental plan. PLUS I need $80 to have my family doctor fill out my pre-surgery forms
THE TOTAL THAT I NEED IS $221 DOLLARS TO GET THIS SORTED
MY FAMILY DOCTOR IS AVAILABLE ONLY THE WEEK OF THE 18TH AND THEN I WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE HER UNTIL SEPTEMBER!
I KNOW THIS IS SO MUCH TO ASK FOR BUT NOT ONLY AM I IN PAIN I DON’T HAVE THE MONEY TO KEEP BUYING AMOXICILLIN AND WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT MY INFECTED TEETH ONCE THEY RUN OUT
I AM VERY ANXIOUS TO HAVE THIS DONE BEFORE THE INFECTION DOES ANY SERIOUS DAMAGE
MY PAYPAL IS HERE
YOU CAN ALSO SEND ME INTERAC ETRANSFERS IF YOU’RE CANADIAN(dm for info)
WHO NEEDS TEETH
$18/$221
I’m still at just $18, I cannot get any treatment for my teeth without paying. I also cannot afford painkillers, or antibiotics. I’m in dire need of help and ANYTHING a dollar, fifty cents, a reblog, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING helps me
$60/$221! Thank you guys
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
By @kenziecoffman and Theo the Cat
Ezra Miller with Sons Of An Illustrious Father photographed by Max Montgomery for Flaunt Magazine (June, 2018).
EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.
Some hilarious writing prompts
Alright so a few days ago I decided to look for some hilarious text posts on tumblr and I laughed so much I just had to write some prompts! (is possible to be customized) (Send me requests with 1/1+ prompt/s. I write about a lot of fandoms and also a lot of different things : one shots/scenarios/imagines/headcanons/chats/conversations/aesthetics/alomst anything)
UPDATE 11.02.2018: I TAKE REQUESTS ONLY FROM THOSE PROMPTS THAT ARE IN BOLDED TEXT (like the text from this update.)
1. Do I look like I give a fuck? - 2. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature! HOw dare you. - 3. Me? Overreacting? Probably. - 4. I used to be passive aggressive, but now I’m aggressively passive. Don’t mess with me kiddo. I’ll be right here. I’ll fucking forgive you. - 5. A: Whar are you doing? B: Avoiding. A: Avoiding what? B: Everything. - 6. This was impulsive. Probably shouldn’t have done it. WHO CARES? - 7. You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time. - 8. A: It’s okay, I’m not mad. A (5 mins later): Actually? You can go to Hell. - 9. I hate people who get personally offended when I’m in a bad mood, likeI’m not mad at you Susan (name), I’m mad at the world! - 10. A to A: Bitch, if you actually applied yourself in like…anything, you’d be dangerous ,damn my lazy ass. - 11. I don’t know what I’m feeling, but there’s a lot of it. - 12. Not to dictate your life, but drop your shitty friends. - 13. That sounds like responsibility and I want no part in it. - 14. Why am I better than everyone? Jesus, life’s hard. - 15. A: How do you make someone holy? B: You beat the hell out of them. - 16. A: I’m amazed of how insignificant we actually are. B: Not me, I’m important. - 17. If anyone can do it, then someone who isn’t me can do it. - 18. In the old days of one week ago things were different. Now look at us - slightly older than we were back then, other clothes and such. - 19. I’m not going to claim that I know everything, I’m simply going to act like it. - 20. You have to “see it to believe it”, so as long as I’m not looking I don’t have to believe in anything. - 21. I’m visualising a powerful mystical energy at the moment. - 22. If I don’t learn anything from my mistakes then I don’t have to consider them mistakes in the first place. - 23. Why the hell is there always this one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder? No offence though. - 24. A: If you ever feel stupid, or weak, or powerless, just remember that I, am not. B: THanks. A: You’re welcome. - 25. I wanna do dirty stuff with you like farming. - 26. A: What are you reading? B: 10 tips for beutiful hair the Government doesn’t want you to know. A: wHAT the fuck? - 27. A: I’m tired of these constant near-death experiences. B: (opinional) don’t be a whiny bitch, bitch. - 28. Man, how many eye contact until date? - 29. God has a favourite comedy tv series and it’s called “my life”. - 30. Sometimes all you can say is “yikes” and then just on the fuck on. - 31. Why is everyone having their mid-life crisis at like 19? - 32. It’s a beutiful day to give me money, honey. - 33. Women aren’t complicated, you’re just dumb. - 34. Well this social situation isn’t going the way I acted it out in the shower. - 35. No offence, but my favourite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful. - 36. I’m actually pretty cool if you give me like 5 tries to get it right. - 37. Today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic. - 38. Be prapared to add a cute emoji next to my name in your contacts list because you’re gonna love me. -
39. A: Babe, I’m not grabbing your boob, I’m grabbing your heart. B: That’s my right boob though. A: Babe. -
40. Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough. - 41. What makes me feel like a failure the most is when I can’t remember the answer to a Harry Potter trivia question. - 42. I hate it when I’m really nice…And then people are just not that nice? Like what the fuck. - 43.Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. - 44.Is your name candle? Because I wanna blow you. - 45. So, was that just awkward eye contact, or were we checking eachother out?-
46.You know, having feelings is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch. -
47.My turn ons? Well I don’t know, maybe some fucking common sense. -
48.I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I’m actually angrier. -
49.I ship me and that boat. - 50.Listen. I did mean to make you upset and I do think your opinions are shit. But you’re still my friend so it’s okay. - 51.Because my two moods are like glitter and death. - 52.My kink is closing the fucking bathroom door, because no one wants to see you fucking pee! - 53.If I go to Hell I’m gonna constantly torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or is it just me. - 54.Oh my God are you seeing this shit? - 55.Graduated top of my class from Hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery. - 56.A (shows up at your door 10 years after we had an argument): aND ANOTHER THING - 57.I’ll betray all of you in the Hunger Games. - 58.Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend, the dawing realization that I fucked up real bad. - 59.I’m a screamer. Not sexually, just life in general. - 60.I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally. - 61.Tell me I’m cute or something, so I can roll my eyes at you, but then blush when I think about it later. - 62.You know when your hair is greasy and it makes you feel so bad about yourself? And your entire life. Everything is awful because my hair is greasy. - 63.True love is having a crush even when he got a haircut you know. - 64.Emotions? You know, I just push my tear back into my eye and tell it “Not now, you little bastard!”. - 65.Are we gonna hold hands, or what? - 66.My soul leaving my body, but with one of those slide whistle sound effects. - 67.A: I love you. B: What if I got a bowl cut? - 68.I should really stop planning my future around being rich or famous…but I can’t. - 69.I’m aggressively thinking about having sex with you and trying to keep a straight face at the same time. Do you know hOW hard that is? - 70.My opinion is no. - 71.Did you fall from heaven, because so did Satan and he’s hot as Hell. - 72.What to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch. - 73.Which is messier - my life or my hair? - 74.How can you face the problem when the problem is your face? - 75.Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to know wHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. - 76.Read a girl who dates books. - 77.My hands are cold let me put them in your pants. - 78.I’m sorry, you must be at least level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory. - 79.My therapist once told me that I have this obsession with seeking revenge…we’ll see about that. - 80.You have lips, I have lips…interesting. - 81.Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?
(This update applies ONLY to MY blog (aka Persuasivus) !) 💕
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