Is That the Door? @trichotillo-jane-doe-97 - Tumblr Blog

10/17/97

This is an rp/ask blog for the Postal Doe, specifically a version imagined as per the original 1997 version of the game, with some personal headcanons and liberties taken from Redux.

Obligatory disclaimer that Postal is a very old and very flawed and checkered franchise full of shit I obviously don't ideologically agree with nor condone. And it also contains a lot of bullshit that you obviously should not emulate.

This blog is purely for writing purposes and mild funzies, because I enjoy writing fucked up women.

Now.

HEADCANONS:

Jane Doe

Late 20's

Deeply troubled and traumatized woman with bad habits. Lives alone in a shitty trailer in Paradise, Arizona, has periods where her electric and/or water get shut off. Various compounding mental health problems make it so that she's barely hanging on to 'stable' housing by a thread.

Greatly influenced by bad childhood and religious abuse (as was the style of the 90's), death of a child, nasty divorce, and a vehicular-related TBI that left long-lasting mental damage. Deep-set self-loathing and nihilism, compounded by bubbling guilt over sapphic attraction.

Also, there's a demon in there.

Legitimately works for the US Postal Service, and may or may not have military background (as per the original game).

GENERAL GUIDELINES

Be nasty to Doe all you want, just leave mod out of it please.

Sex jokes and whatnot are fine, just try not to dip into legit horny talk if you can help it.

I hope I won't have to block people, but I'll use it if necessary.

Be as silly or as serious as you want.

Any legit asks for long-term RP are to be discussed in DMs, but cards on the table, I don't do anything romantic / sexual for personal reasons. But any amount of drama, horror, guts, and gore is fair game.

Be safe out there, y'all.

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yeah i guess sex is good and all. but have you ever picked off a scab and ate it

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when it comes to litter and plastic everyone's all "reduce, reuse, recycle." but when i pick at my skin,

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vaguely umami iron, like the outside crust of a fully cooked but unseasoned steak

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what the fuck? when the hell did i post all that other shit? i... honestly, genuinely don't remember doing that. there's no reason i should've been up that late on a weekday anyhow. found blood in the sink again, i guess i got up to hack up a lung at some point...

... i'm gonna choose to believe i'm a covert sleepwalker and never realized it, and not that there's a gas leak somewhere in my house.

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i guess when i get off my shift i'll pick up a carbon monoxide detector from the hardware store. if not for my own sake, then at least for my cat.

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well. i bought the detector. just swept my whole house.

pros: not a single read anywhere. not even near my water heater. which means i'm not slowly poisoning myself or my cat.

cons: kinda wasted 20 bucks on a hunch, and that means i am in fact sleepwalking. not sure what to do about that one...

#postal doe #p1 doe #postal rp #postal fandom #postal 1997 #postal 1 #postal redux #postal game

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y'know, i like to joke and cut up about how Paradise is full of freakazoids, but there's like... something seriously wrong with the people over here. sick. sick in the head. sick, sick, sick.

i used to think it was a 'me' problem, right? i'd try to talk to people, strike up conversation, and i'd just get these blank stares from people. men, women, young, old. started thinking maybe i smelled bad or something?

but it's the same with almost every person i meet over here. not even counting all the weird shit i hear after dark... screams, gunshots, laughter. i try not to listen, but i did invest in a buckshot for home protection.

been praying i don't have to use it.

about the only person who seems to still be normal is my pastor, Father Gareth. even a lot of the people in my church give me the creeps.

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i actually got mugged in broad daylight about four months back. the stupidest thing about it all? it was right in front of Honey Hole. you know, the donut shop literally right next to the police station? they didn't do shit! they just told me to file a report and they'd 'look into it.' what the fuck ever. i'm done relying on them to get off their asses and do something. i guess they caught whatever brain fog the rest of them have.

after that, bought a revolver for personal protection while in the city. started exercising too. wanna get in shape enough to defend myself if something drastic happens.

my point is... be safe out there. it's a scary, scary world, and the walls of your house won't always protect you, y'know?

rambling over.

#p1 doe #postal 1997 #postal doe #postal redux #postal game #postal 1 #postal rp #postal fandom

y'know, i like to joke and cut up about how Paradise is full of freakazoids, but there's like... something seriously wrong with the people over here. sick. sick in the head. sick, sick, sick.

i used to think it was a 'me' problem, right? i'd try to talk to people, strike up conversation, and i'd just get these blank stares from people. men, women, young, old. started thinking maybe i smelled bad or something?

but it's the same with almost every person i meet over here. not even counting all the weird shit i hear after dark... screams, gunshots, laughter. i try not to listen, but i did invest in a buckshot for home protection.

been praying i don't have to use it.

about the only person who seems to still be normal is my pastor, Father Gareth. even a lot of the people in my church give me the creeps.

#p1 doe #postal 1997 #postal doe #postal redux #postal game #postal 1 #postal rp #postal series #postal fandom

trichotillo-jane-doe-97

what the fuck? when the hell did i post all that other shit? i... honestly, genuinely don't remember doing that. there's no reason i should've been up that late on a weekday anyhow. found blood in the sink again, i guess i got up to hack up a lung at some point...

... i'm gonna choose to believe i'm a covert sleepwalker and never realized it, and not that there's a gas leak somewhere in my house.

trichotillo-jane-doe-97

i guess when i get off my shift i'll pick up a carbon monoxide detector from the hardware store. if not for my own sake, then at least for my cat.

#postal doe #p1 doe #postal rp #postal fandom #postal 1 #postal 1997 #postal redux #postal game

what the fuck? when the hell did i post all that other shit? i... honestly, genuinely don't remember doing that. there's no reason i should've been up that late on a weekday anyhow. found blood in the sink again, i guess i got up to hack up a lung at some point...

... i'm gonna choose to believe i'm a covert sleepwalker and never realized it, and not that there's a gas leak somewhere in my house.

#postal doe #p1 doe #postal rp #postal fandom #postal 1 #postal 1997 #postal redux #postal game #postal series

fatass little bird on my windowsill

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LOVE IS IN THE AIR?

WRONG! IT'S SPIDERS ALL THE WAY DOWN AND WE'RE ALL FAT JUICY FIREFLIES

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jannie do you like snow? up to you to decide which one

white snow - alright enough. but it's less about color more about consistency. half the time you get that powdery shit you can't really make snowballs or snowmen to do target practice with

yellow snow - usually a sign one of the freaks in my neighborhood let their unleashed dog piss on my lawn. or maybe one of the unleashed freaks took a piss on my lawn

red snow - something interesting happened here.

#p1 doe #postal 1997 #postal doe #postal redux #postal 1 #postal rp #postal fandom #postal game #mod note: 'jannie' is so cute to me for real

i know i really shouldn't rubberneck while doing my runs, but i swear to god i just saw a guy at a cemetery whip out his capital J and piss on one of the graves. normal fuckin' day in Paradise, i guess.

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do you guys like my stupid shit idiot snowman i made yesterday

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randomly found out that a few months back, some guy named John P. Dude threatened to blow up the EZ Mart and was apparently let off with a warning, i have got to get the FUCK out of here man

sidenote: the hell kinda surname is 'Dude' anyway?

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