Daddy Reagan is Bae

Daddy Reagan simp—loud and proud

[tricklemedownreagan]

This is so disrespectful. I hope you think about your actions. Our former PRESIDENT is not your "daddy".

Alright. I mean I just felt like calling Daddy Reagan "Mommy" was a bit disrespectful to his gender identity and preferred pronouns, but I understand the concern that you may have. Of course, I could call Daddy Reagan "Granddaddy," "Pappy," etc., but I felt that highlighting his age and calling him a GILF, at least in public, was tantamount to sin in terms of disrespecting the great Ronald Reagan.

I know that he, of course, won California's gubernatorial while he was 56, but come on, that's still DILF age. Just let me have this, anon.

Thank you for your concern and I hope you have an absolutely blessed day.

[tricklemedownreagan]

Billionaires made $3.9 trillion during the pandemic — enough to pay for everyone's vaccine

The increase in wealth of the 10 richest billionaires could pay for everyone worldwide to get the COVID-19 vaccine, per an Oxfam report on inequality.

Absolutely orgasmic. 

[tricklemedownreagan]

Post+ has created new venues for us Reagan simps to live out our fantasies live and in novel ways. As we limit consumption of media to those who are willing to pay for it, we create a necessary hierarchy of class structure which will finally put a class structure to the heretofore anarchy of tumblr.

Naturally, most of my posts will be on Post+ to allow your wealth to be redistributed to me, trickling down like a waterfall of coins. A beautiful, bountiful, deadly waterfall of coins. MmmMmmmMmmm drown me in pennies, you wealthy, kind bourgeoisie. Be a little naughty and subscribe to my blog ;^D Come on, Daddy Reagan would’ve wanted you to.  

[tricklemedownreagan]

uwu WWRD? the answer is me please

That is a valid point, anon, but you have to consider that:

1) Daddy Ronald Wilson Reagan has already pledged himself eternally to Nancy Davis Reagan, and,

2) Daddy Ronald Wilson Reagan is dead.

Do you have a time machine? Are you using said time machine to bone Daddy Reagan? Can you take me with you?

Thank you.

[tricklemedownreagan]

And lo he hath proclaimed that the few shall feed the many and the wealth shall trickle down

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