Tricky Tree
Summary: Written for @trickortreatpls The prompt is: Jack and Bitty take their kids out for trick or treating. A stand-alone fic which is part of the Parenthood, Please! series. Also on AO3…
“It’s a very scary costume, young lady,” Bitty said as he adjusted Beep Boop’s vintage goalie mask.
“Good! I wanna scare everyone,” she replied with a huge grin.
“You make an excellent Jason.”
“I’m not Jason! I’m Badder Bob Zimmermann. I’m so bad, I murder people,” she said in a creepy moan.
“Lord have mercy. Can’t you just be Jason, sugar?” Bitty asked.
Beep Boop raised her mask and shook her head. Bitty sighed then smiled at his daughter, “Go on then. You do you, missy.”
Just then Vincent walked in and adjusted his fake beard. It hung down past his waist.
“Daddy, this is itchy,” Vincent grumbled.
“Fives! I’m Badder Bob and I’m gonna check you into next year. Bwuahaha!” Beep Boop said menacingly.
Vincent looked at her unfazed. “So, daddy. It’s itchy?”
“You’re no fun,” Beep Boop grumbled as she plopped onto the couch.
“Maybe we can put some powder on your cheeks and that might help. Can you go get it from the bathroom? It’s under the sink.”
Vincent nodded and padded off.
“When is papa getting here?” Beep Boop asked as she swung her hockey stick over her head.
“Young miss, if you break anything in this house, so help me, we will stay home,” Bitty said with arms crossed.
“Chill,” she retorted.
“Remind me to kill your Uncle Derek, the next time I see him,” Bitty said as Vincent returned with the container of powder in his hand.
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