The Quiet Trickster

Hi there! How are you? Please come in and take a load off. I'm Jabari. Just a guy who loves hanging around outside, a good laugh and fresh fruit. It helps make my job of fighting evil easier.

[theimaginariemuse]

[sithvampiremaster27]

Can’t wait to see what this Beautiful Beefcake is really like!

[babyanimalgifs]

Best workout partner

[croxovergoddess]

little warmup after a nap with my demon biker girl Bertha!

Ko-fi

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[adventofthedemon-king]

Great job everyone

[gameplaydaily]

Ellie and Joel ➢ FOUR YEARS LATER 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THIS IS SO WEIRD

[thegenderal]

they also have a whole professionally done website with professional merch and photography despite ostensibly having sprung into being as a band like 5 months ago, and their “about” on the website is possibly the funniest thing ive ever seen

And then all of their social medias, which they supposedly manage by themselves

And then their ads for apple music. despite being a band that apparently didn’t exist half a year ago and only have like 4 songs out.

They might be some of the worst industry plants ive ever seen 😭 they keep talking about how theyre the biggest band in the world in their videos which is SO weird

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

EVEN THEIR QUOTES SOUND MANUFACTURED HOLY SHIT

[badpsychicadvice]

These girls belong on this blog because obviously they were grown in a vat.

[nodded]

corporate in a nutshell

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Punhos de Repúdio is a beautifully animated satirical side-scrolling pandemic beat ‘em up where you wreak vengeance on anti-maskers, covidiots and conspiracy nuts!

Read More & Play The Alpha Demo, Free (Windows & Linux)

[ghostfacekill-monger]

Am I tripping or do people who think they’re getting microchipped by vaccine have like...a heightened sense of self importance?

What makes you think the government is trying to track you specifically, friend? You don’t leave your house.

[doebunnybooks]

Their SSN and Birth Certificate: 👁👄👁

[ghostfacekill-monger]

Their cell phones with GPS and unsecure web browser:

[crescent-moon-tea]

I just want two things to be acknowledged: Max, and also the fact that Goofy was originally a stressed, smoking, drinking man who nearly fed his child broken glass

[trickstermute]

@voidchapters

*BOOP BOOP*

Jabari checked his phone, seeing it was a text from Ray. He smiled seeing it was a text from Ray. They’ve been helping him keep his mind off of Merida.

‘meet you at your lockr, dont b late’

He began to type his response, eyes glued to the screen. If he had been paying attention, he would notice that the cute KND member was walking towards him. Before he knew it he bumped into Numbuh 9, also known as Maurice also known as the cute nice guy from KND. He looked down at Jabari with a smile.

“Oh hey man! You gotta pay attention, I almost ran right over you.” Maurice teased with a laugh, “I was looking for you.”

Wide eyed and blushing, Jabari rubbed the back of his neck with a small laugh. “I guess you found me!” he awkwardly laughed, “Did you need something?”

“Yeah. I wanted to know if you wanted to come to the RH open mic tonight?” Maurice asked with a shrug, “Thought you might like that kind of thing.”

“Yeah! I mean…yeah totally. Definitely!” Jabari answered as cool as possible. Maurice smiled as he put a hand on his shoulder.

“Cool! See you there!” Maurice smiled as he walked towards his own class with. a wave.

Jabari blushed as he shyly waved back, “Or be square…?” he joked as he began to walk down the hall only to trip and fall down one of the  Reaper High stairwells with a small yelp.

[voidchapters]

Ray was stamping their foot in place to the rhythm of the ticking clock placed above them, slowly becoming more impatient. Their latest scheme was going to be the greatest prank that RH had ever seen and they couldn’t believe Jabari wasn’t there yet to bask in its glory.

The plan was simple enough; switch a few bookings for the Western Field so that the Genius hall and Brawl hall would have to share it at the same time. Make sure to unscrew a few nut and bolts in Jack’s latest robot that they knew he would be testing that day so it malfunctioned and then let the Brawl Hall kids deal with it and clash with the Genius Hall kids. And in all the confusion and fighting and blaming Ray and Jabari would steal the latest Frog-gene chemical that Toad had told them the Genius kids were developing and slip it into the Musical hall kids throat tonic. Then tonight at the choir show let the croaks roar and live in the absolute chaos. That’ll teach those Disney brats to make fun of Ray for being a literal mute…

But of course their beloved scamp and pranking partner wasnt their yet and they were loosing precious time. Thankfully they can hear his nervous little stammers by the stair case and walk over to investigate.

Maurice was…. inviting Jabari out? That was interesting given that Ray was under the impression he didnt even know Jabari was alive. Still a small smile spread across their face. This was exactly the thing the poor guy needed. A date! Maybe even a boyfriend if he could just play it cool- and hes falling.

They watch him land face first at the stair ending just a few feet short of falling on top of Ray’s shoes. Good because these Van’s were brand new and designer.

“Or be square?” They signed viciously, face disgusted and embarrassed. “Or be square.” They repeat. “Jabari, what the hell kind of sad display was that!?”

[trickstermute]

“Smooth. Smooth as hell, Jabari.” Jabari thought once he landed down the stairwell, “Maybe I’ll just stay here…in shame. At least Ray didn’t see it. That’d be embarrassing…” 

Looking up, he was greeted by Ray accompanied by a look of disgust. They saw it all. He sighed softly tapping his head on the ground. If he stayed there for a while, maybe Ray would just walk away. Jari peeks up at Ray, watching them sign with that classic Ray venom. He lifts his hands.

“I don’t know what happened.” He signs weakly head still facing the floor, “I told you whenever Maurice looks in my direction I just go stupid. Also nice shoes…”

Jabari finally gets up, face beet red from a mix of embarrassment and the the thought of Maurice’s hand on his shoulder. 

“You’ve seen him! He’s so cool its like why is he even talking to me?” Jabari continued this time speaking with a mix of signs, “Let alone inviting me to hang out after school.” Jabari goes in his pocket, digging around for a moment before finally finding Ray’s wrench.

“But I promise I won’t go stupid for this prank. This is too good to mess up!”

[voidchapters]

“Fuck the prank,” they sign smirking, snatching the wrench and pocketing it in their jeans, “This is more interesting. Since when did Maurice even acknowledge your existence?”

If they remembered correctly, he was in a few brawl classes Jabari was in. Defensive and offensive maneuvers, Giant Robot Defeating and of course the elective Jabari was failing ’Know Thy Enemy 101’.

Ray could use this to their advantage anyways because the Disney brats usually made appearances at Open Mic, like the annoying little wannabe Broadway stars they are, if nothing else was happening. If something suddenly caused the Choir show to cancel they’d definitely come to try and at least have some kind of stage moment. Ray could definitely multi task these situations in their favor.

Get Jabari a boyfriend, crush a few hearts and break a few spirits.

“New plan. We’re going to make sure a few techinical difficulties rise up in the auditorium and get the Choirs show canceled.” Their smile becomes more sinister, “After we’re done sabotaging that, we’ll skip watching Jack’s robot go haywire and go straight to the Genius Halls Chem class. No one should be in there and that’ll give us a perfect chance to snatch the frog serum.”

They pinch his cheeks. “While you’re looking absolutely adorable for your date, because it’s a date Jabari let’s face it, I’m gonna slip the serum into the Disney’s skinny-non-fat-frappe-whatever-the-fuck-white-girl-drink they get. And you and Maurice get a free comedy show while the Disneys croak -HAH- on stage.”

Ray can already hear the screaming crying as they blissfully pull out their phone and scan the area. “We’ve got an hour for lunch let’s hurry to the auditorium and get cracking on the lights and sounds. Did you already unscrew the bolts I told you about on Spicer’s new toy?”

[trickstermute]

Jabari puts his finger on his chin, “You know how I learned how to create airballs? Well sometimes I use them when I can’t find chair for class. Maurice and I had to share a textbook and he thought it was cool I could do that.” he explained, “Before I knew it he was always stopping my mu locker or sitting next to me in class…” Jabari’s face turns beet red at the thought of Maurice sitting next to him, shoulders accidentally touching his.

Our blushing hero was snapped back to attention once he felt Rays hands pinching his cheeks. They had that look in their eye. That ‘I’m gonna crush our enemies spirits’ look that always reminds him to never make an enemy of Ray. Jabari listened intently to their plan, nodding at each detail although his face grew red at the mention of a date with his favorite KND member.

“Yeah, the ugly thing that looks like a mix of Wuya and Chase Young?” Jabari starts as he rubs the back of his neck, “But Blossom came in while I was unscrewing the bolts and I had to dip. So…who knows if she messed up our plan”

“But didn’t they break up recently?”

[voidchapters]

“Well I’m about as invested in their romantic life as I am paying attention in class so fuck if I know,” they answer truthfully, “Miss-priss is quite the insufferable honest and noble hero though, so who knows if she saw you and if she’s gonna rat us-wait. Jabari do you know what she was doing in there?”

Ray leads the way to the Auditorium as she thinks of what business the Power-Fuck could’ve been doing in there. Probably doing some extra credit work like the goodie-goodie she was. Although that very likely possibility didn’t do much to ease some tension they were feeling. Their plan banked on Spicers gizmo going bat-shit and if she snitched or fixed it they’d have to come up with something else.

“Are you sure the Bug-eyes didn’t see you?” They question him spotting the backstage entrance, “Also, more importantly, do you have any other wind tricks you can show off to your James-Bond? You should try and keep his interest by making him think you’re cool before he inevitably finds out you’re a huge dork. That’s how I usually get dates. Date. The one time I had a conversation with someone cute.” They admit thinking back to how they embarrassed themselves in front of Clay…

Ray finds the backstages fuse box and pulls out their wrench and a pocket knife, rigging it so that the lights start to go haywire in maybe the first five minutes of the show. Hope everybody likes a rave. The next step would to probably have some background and special effects go off and start setting things on stage in a small fire… or big depending on how much arsen they can get away with when Jabari was right there watching.

[trickstermute]

 Jabari shrugs honestly, “To be honest, I don’t know. I remember Blossom talking to me about some plan she had with Spicer but I just assume she helped him build that ugly thing.” he answers following Ray to the auditorium.

Our awkward hero jumps at the question. Blossom totally saw him. They definitely made eye contact. Or did they? If Jabari remembered correctly her eyes seemed more glued to the Robot than Jabari. 

‘She totally did something to that thing....’ Jabari thought as he absentmindedly  began to make tornado in his palm, ‘The question is what the hell did she do?’

“I’m mostly sure.” He chuckled as he blew a small gust of wind over a few dusty boxes, “Well....I do have this one awesome trick I’ve been working on. Aang taught me a pretty cool move that’ll blow him way.”

“Hey don’t you think that’s alot? You don’t wanna burn the place down, Ray.” 

[glowpop]

i know this isn’t a hot take what so ever but what happened to gone girl and midsommar is what happens whenever you give white women a narrative about another white woman who enacts terrible acts of violence on other people. yeah, amy’s husband was a fucking asshole for cheating, but amy was consistently terrible to other people in her life—accusing people she didn’t like of rape, pushing down girls down the stairs, and even her whole “cool girl” speech has a vague undercurrent or misogyny under it in the movie as she says this whole speech driving by women who are living their lives and there’s literally no men next to these women. she uses the fact that she’s a white woman to her advantage so heavily in the book to be a terrible person.

in midsommar, christian is a grade A asshole who’s too much of a coward to break up with his girlfriend right before he leaves. and this is rewarded in the movie by having him be drugged and sexually coerced, and dani punishes him for this by burning him alive while he can’t do anything about it. it’s not a revenge fantasy in any way—just pure tragedy, but because there’s this existing idea that empowering white women means callousness, means fucking over everybody, both of these narratives get adopted and twisted into something that they are not.

through the lens of popular white feminism, gone girl stops becoming a story about a terrible woman and her terrible husband, and midsommar stops becoming a story about a cult that indoctrinates the emotionally vulnerable and enacts horrible violence. it’s how you get takes like “amy dunne did nothing wrong” or “the real villain of the movie was christian”. consuming media through the lens of pop and white feminism just…does this. like it’s weird and it’s irritating and i just wish people would STOP losing all sense of nuance when a white girl is involved

[trickstermute]

@voidchapters

*BOOP BOOP*

Jabari checked his phone, seeing it was a text from Ray. He smiled seeing it was a text from Ray. They’ve been helping him keep his mind off of Merida.

‘meet you at your lockr, dont b late’

He began to type his response, eyes glued to the screen. If he had been paying attention, he would notice that the cute KND member was walking towards him. Before he knew it he bumped into Numbuh 9, also known as Maurice also known as the cute nice guy from KND. He looked down at Jabari with a smile.

“Oh hey man! You gotta pay attention, I almost ran right over you.” Maurice teased with a laugh, “I was looking for you.”

Wide eyed and blushing, Jabari rubbed the back of his neck with a small laugh. “I guess you found me!” he awkwardly laughed, “Did you need something?”

“Yeah. I wanted to know if you wanted to come to the RH open mic tonight?” Maurice asked with a shrug, “Thought you might like that kind of thing.”

“Yeah! I mean…yeah totally. Definitely!” Jabari answered as cool as possible. Maurice smiled as he put a hand on his shoulder.

“Cool! See you there!” Maurice smiled as he walked towards his own class with. a wave.

Jabari blushed as he shyly waved back, “Or be square…?” he joked as he began to walk down the hall only to trip and fall down one of the  Reaper High stairwells with a small yelp.

[voidchapters]

Ray was stamping their foot in place to the rhythm of the ticking clock placed above them, slowly becoming more impatient. Their latest scheme was going to be the greatest prank that RH had ever seen and they couldn’t believe Jabari wasn’t there yet to bask in its glory.

The plan was simple enough; switch a few bookings for the Western Field so that the Genius hall and Brawl hall would have to share it at the same time. Make sure to unscrew a few nut and bolts in Jack’s latest robot that they knew he would be testing that day so it malfunctioned and then let the Brawl Hall kids deal with it and clash with the Genius Hall kids. And in all the confusion and fighting and blaming Ray and Jabari would steal the latest Frog-gene chemical that Toad had told them the Genius kids were developing and slip it into the Musical hall kids throat tonic. Then tonight at the choir show let the croaks roar and live in the absolute chaos. That’ll teach those Disney brats to make fun of Ray for being a literal mute…

But of course their beloved scamp and pranking partner wasnt their yet and they were loosing precious time. Thankfully they can hear his nervous little stammers by the stair case and walk over to investigate.

Maurice was…. inviting Jabari out? That was interesting given that Ray was under the impression he didnt even know Jabari was alive. Still a small smile spread across their face. This was exactly the thing the poor guy needed. A date! Maybe even a boyfriend if he could just play it cool- and hes falling.

They watch him land face first at the stair ending just a few feet short of falling on top of Ray’s shoes. Good because these Van’s were brand new and designer.

“Or be square?” They signed viciously, face disgusted and embarrassed. “Or be square.” They repeat. “Jabari, what the hell kind of sad display was that!?”

[trickstermute]

“Smooth. Smooth as hell, Jabari.” Jabari thought once he landed down the stairwell, “Maybe I’ll just stay here…in shame. At least Ray didn’t see it. That’d be embarrassing…” 

Looking up, he was greeted by Ray accompanied by a look of disgust. They saw it all. He sighed softly tapping his head on the ground. If he stayed there for a while, maybe Ray would just walk away. Jari peeks up at Ray, watching them sign with that classic Ray venom. He lifts his hands.

“I don’t know what happened.” He signs weakly head still facing the floor, “I told you whenever Maurice looks in my direction I just go stupid. Also nice shoes…”

Jabari finally gets up, face beet red from a mix of embarrassment and the the thought of Maurice’s hand on his shoulder. 

“You’ve seen him! He’s so cool its like why is he even talking to me?” Jabari continued this time speaking with a mix of signs, “Let alone inviting me to hang out after school.” Jabari goes in his pocket, digging around for a moment before finally finding Ray’s wrench.

“But I promise I won’t go stupid for this prank. This is too good to mess up!”

[voidchapters]

“Fuck the prank,” they sign smirking, snatching the wrench and pocketing it in their jeans, “This is more interesting. Since when did Maurice even acknowledge your existence?”

If they remembered correctly, he was in a few brawl classes Jabari was in. Defensive and offensive maneuvers, Giant Robot Defeating and of course the elective Jabari was failing ’Know Thy Enemy 101’.

Ray could use this to their advantage anyways because the Disney brats usually made appearances at Open Mic, like the annoying little wannabe Broadway stars they are, if nothing else was happening. If something suddenly caused the Choir show to cancel they’d definitely come to try and at least have some kind of stage moment. Ray could definitely multi task these situations in their favor.

Get Jabari a boyfriend, crush a few hearts and break a few spirits.

“New plan. We’re going to make sure a few techinical difficulties rise up in the auditorium and get the Choirs show canceled.” Their smile becomes more sinister, “After we’re done sabotaging that, we’ll skip watching Jack’s robot go haywire and go straight to the Genius Halls Chem class. No one should be in there and that’ll give us a perfect chance to snatch the frog serum.”

They pinch his cheeks. “While you’re looking absolutely adorable for your date, because it’s a date Jabari let’s face it, I’m gonna slip the serum into the Disney’s skinny-non-fat-frappe-whatever-the-fuck-white-girl-drink they get. And you and Maurice get a free comedy show while the Disneys croak -HAH- on stage.”

Ray can already hear the screaming crying as they blissfully pull out their phone and scan the area. “We’ve got an hour for lunch let’s hurry to the auditorium and get cracking on the lights and sounds. Did you already unscrew the bolts I told you about on Spicer’s new toy?”

[trickstermute]

Jabari puts his finger on his chin, “You know how I learned how to create airballs? Well sometimes I use them when I can’t find chair for class. Maurice and I had to share a textbook and he thought it was cool I could do that.” he explained, “Before I knew it he was always stopping my mu locker or sitting next to me in class...” Jabari’s face turns beet red at the thought of Maurice sitting next to him, shoulders accidentally touching his.

Our blushing hero was snapped back to attention once he felt Rays hands pinching his cheeks. They had that look in their eye. That ‘I’m gonna crush our enemies spirits’ look that always reminds him to never make an enemy of Ray. Jabari listened intently to their plan, nodding at each detail although his face grew red at the mention of a date with his favorite KND member.

“Yeah, the ugly thing that looks like a mix of Wuya and Chase Young?” Jabari starts as he rubs the back of his neck, “But Blossom came in while I was unscrewing the bolts and I had to dip. So...who knows if she messed up our plan”

“But didn’t they break up recently?”

[trickstermute]

@voidchapters

*BOOP BOOP*

Jabari checked his phone, seeing it was a text from Ray. He smiled seeing it was a text from Ray. They’ve been helping him keep his mind off of Merida.

‘meet you at your lockr, dont b late’

He began to type his response, eyes glued to the screen. If he had been paying attention, he would notice that the cute KND member was walking towards him. Before he knew it he bumped into Numbuh 9, also known as Maurice also known as the cute nice guy from KND. He looked down at Jabari with a smile.

“Oh hey man! You gotta pay attention, I almost ran right over you.” Maurice teased with a laugh, “I was looking for you.”

Wide eyed and blushing, Jabari rubbed the back of his neck with a small laugh. “I guess you found me!” he awkwardly laughed, “Did you need something?”

“Yeah. I wanted to know if you wanted to come to the RH open mic tonight?” Maurice asked with a shrug, “Thought you might like that kind of thing.”

“Yeah! I mean…yeah totally. Definitely!” Jabari answered as cool as possible. Maurice smiled as he put a hand on his shoulder.

“Cool! See you there!” Maurice smiled as he walked towards his own class with. a wave.

Jabari blushed as he shyly waved back, “Or be square…?” he joked as he began to walk down the hall only to trip and fall down one of the  Reaper High stairwells with a small yelp.

[voidchapters]

Ray was stamping their foot in place to the rhythm of the ticking clock placed above them, slowly becoming more impatient. Their latest scheme was going to be the greatest prank that RH had ever seen and they couldn’t believe Jabari wasn’t there yet to bask in its glory.

The plan was simple enough; switch a few bookings for the Western Field so that the Genius hall and Brawl hall would have to share it at the same time. Make sure to unscrew a few nut and bolts in Jack’s latest robot that they knew he would be testing that day so it malfunctioned and then let the Brawl Hall kids deal with it and clash with the Genius Hall kids. And in all the confusion and fighting and blaming Ray and Jabari would steal the latest Frog-gene chemical that Toad had told them the Genius kids were developing and slip it into the Musical hall kids throat tonic. Then tonight at the choir show let the croaks roar and live in the absolute chaos. That’ll teach those Disney brats to make fun of Ray for being a literal mute…

But of course their beloved scamp and pranking partner wasnt their yet and they were loosing precious time. Thankfully they can hear his nervous little stammers by the stair case and walk over to investigate.

Maurice was…. inviting Jabari out? That was interesting given that Ray was under the impression he didnt even know Jabari was alive. Still a small smile spread across their face. This was exactly the thing the poor guy needed. A date! Maybe even a boyfriend if he could just play it cool- and hes falling.

They watch him land face first at the stair ending just a few feet short of falling on top of Ray’s shoes. Good because these Van’s were brand new and designer.

“Or be square?” They signed viciously, face disgusted and embarrassed. “Or be square.” They repeat. “Jabari, what the hell kind of sad display was that!?”

[trickstermute]

“Smooth. Smooth as hell, Jabari.” Jabari thought once he landed down the stairwell, “Maybe I’ll just stay here...in shame. At least Ray didn’t see it. That’d be embarrassing...” 

Looking up, he was greeted by Ray accompanied by a look of disgust. They saw it all. He sighed softly tapping his head on the ground. If he stayed there for a while, maybe Ray would just walk away. Jari peeks up at Ray, watching them sign with that classic Ray venom. He lifts his hands.

“I don’t know what happened.” He signs weakly head still facing the floor, “I told you whenever Maurice looks in my direction I just go stupid. Also nice shoes...”

Jabari finally gets up, face beet red from a mix of embarrassment and the the thought of Maurice’s hand on his shoulder. 

“You’ve seen him! He’s so cool its like why is he even talking to me?” Jabari continued this time speaking with a mix of signs, “Let alone inviting me to hang out after school.” Jabari goes in his pocket, digging around for a moment before finally finding Ray’s wrench.

“But I promise I won’t go stupid for this prank. This is too good to mess up!”

[zamasu]

S01E11 / S07E03

[trickstermute]

@voidchapters

*BOOP BOOP*

Jabari checked his phone, seeing it was a text from Ray. He smiled seeing it was a text from Ray. They’ve been helping him keep his mind off of Merida.

‘meet you at your lockr, dont b late’

He began to type his response, eyes glued to the screen. If he had been paying attention, he would notice that the cute KND member was walking towards him. Before he knew it he bumped into Numbuh 9, also known as Maurice also known as the cute nice guy from KND. He looked down at Jabari with a smile.

“Oh hey man! You gotta pay attention, I almost ran right over you.” Maurice teased with a laugh, “I was looking for you.”

Wide eyed and blushing, Jabari rubbed the back of his neck with a small laugh. “I guess you found me!” he awkwardly laughed, “Did you need something?”

“Yeah. I wanted to know if you wanted to come to the RH open mic tonight?” Maurice asked with a shrug, “Thought you might like that kind of thing.”

“Yeah! I mean...yeah totally. Definitely!” Jabari answered as cool as possible. Maurice smiled as he put a hand on his shoulder.

“Cool! See you there!” Maurice smiled as he walked towards his own class with. a wave.

Jabari blushed as he shyly waved back, “Or be square...?” he joked as he began to walk down the hall only to trip and fall down one of the  Reaper High stairwells with a small yelp.