KNOCK ’EM DEAD *

( akira kurusu / joker, written by gira; est. may 2017 )

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ooc.

hey whats up gamers, anyone still around?

[gummymela]

phantom thieves of… candy

just a collection of them

[scruffyturtles]

That new persona 5 animation tore me up…

[mydemisee]

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy who makes you want to be a better person

[bubblebrow]

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jvstapvppet‌:

“….Lavender and chamomille tea is how I get to sleep. Plus overworking until I pass out.”

     And all you’re going to get out of him now is a smug grin, as if somehow he’s won this conversation.

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jvstapvppet‌:

“Is this a trick question?”

     “Puzzle it out, detective prince.”

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jvstapvppet‌:

“I didn’t cause the crimes I solved. I simply used the Metaverse to get the answers to difficult cold cases and laughed as terrible men were arrested by me.”

     “So that level of denial helps you sleep at night, huh?”

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jvstapvppet‌:

“They literally didn’t start paying me to be a detective until I turned 18. I’ve been living off ramen cups and Sae-san’s charity for a while.”

      “Then why do it at all? Other than the fact that you were praised for solving crimes you committed, obviously.”

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jvstapvppet‌:

“That’s… not the same thing. The TV interviews are because I need money.”

     “Faster cash grab than doing your actual job catching criminals, huh? That’s literally the definition of a sellout, Akechi.”

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jvstapvppet‌:

“I’m not a sellout.”

     “One of your TV spots shows up next to that phrase in the dictionary.”

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ooc.

My skin is clear. My crops are growing. Akira and Akechi are fighting over stupid petty things.

All is right with the world.

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jvstapvppet‌:

“There’s no such thing as dignity in your presence. Your very existence calls for all dignity to be lost”

     “Your preaching might be a bit more effective if you weren’t such a sellout.”

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

the 20th icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to the words ‘I hate you.’

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jvstapvppet‌:

“I will get a hacker to change your password and delete your blog”

     “Oh, sorry. Was dignity too much to ask out of you? Maybe it was.”

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#ban hammer

     “Can’t ban me from my own blog! Just accept this. Show some dignity for once in your life.”