GTA V SENTENCE MEME PART ONE.
I’ve got respect for reality.
I’m protecting you, from yourself.
Are we gonna stop for ice cream?
Your hostility is depressing, ( name ).
You make me want a lobotomy!
Anyone seen my pogo stick?
You should be a meme, dude.
You’re a genetic experiment gone wrong.
Look, I love you, ( name ), but you’re an asshole.
I guess I never saw myself as just a fuckin’ pest
Fuck you! Fuck you, ( name )! Say it again!
I’m drunk, but shit I’m not getting drunker.
I’m rich, I’m miserable - I’m pretty average for this town.
Now go! I need to meditate. Or masturbate. Or both.
I’m wondering where my life went wrong.
You’re sorry? You’re fucking sorry? I just spilled my fucking guts out to you and you say to me you’re sorry.
Am I meant to find a job, or is a job meant to find me?
How do you write a resume when you haven’t done anything?
You’ve burned every one you’ve ever known.
Trees can talk, but only some people can hear them. That’s a fact.
Tress talk, but they aren’t very interesting.
I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap?
You motherfucking fuck! I grieved for you! You weren’t even fucking dead.
I’ll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!
Bounce? We’re bouncing now? Is that what we’re doing? Jesus fucking Christ.
I think that I would recognize my own underwear, now give them back!
You can jerk me off if I get bored. I’m kidding! You can suck me off.
What a gentleman. And, for once, I’m not being sarcastic.
…I think I’m becoming immune to boobies.
I’ve got nothing against you apart from the obvious hygiene issues.
You’re so original, like a basket full of puppies or a rainbow or a pile of puke.
…You are what hipsters aspire to be. You, ( name ), are the proto-hipster.
This is a serious offer! Work for me, you’ll have everything you’ve ever wanted.
All I’ve ever wanted is to watch you drift in and out of consciousness as you’re slowly disemboweled.
You’re like every other asshole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.
Go fuck yourself. Are you some kind of pure, morally justifiable asshole? What, because you’re… you’re totally psychotic, somehow it’s okay?
It seem like all I do is let people tell me what to do and I do it and nothing changes.
If you can’t trust a hooker to hold you through the night, who can you trust, eh?
Remember to turn off your cell phone, and please don’t masturbate
Unless I can get a degree in being a reality tv star, I’m not interested.
The only way I’m content and competent is with a gun in my hand or a price on my head.
Look, I made a judgement call. I don’t know if it was the right one. I did what I thought I had to do.
You wake up one day and your legs, they just give… and you just can’t run anymore.
Maybe I’m here because I’m just an idiot, who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the fuck you’re doing on this earth.
You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of ‘em.
You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be.
Are you absolutely completely one hundred percent sure you don’t want to watch me gaming?
Even on the way over here I think I killed someone, and you know what? I don’t even care.
You know, I’ve been in this game for a lot of years and I got out alive. If you want my advice - give the shit up.
Surviving is winning, ( name ), everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive.
You are either drunk, or you’re staring miserably at the clouds, or you’re out there doing God only knows what.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t agree with what you’re saying. You’re talking bullshit and you’re trying to wind me up. But I’m very, very angry and I want this conversation to stop right away.
I’m not stoned at all. Hell no, not at all. Completely not stoned. I’m completely not stoned. I’m straight. Completely straight. I could do anything. Shit, I could be a brain surgeon. Brain surgery, I could do that. Uhh, I should’ve been a surgeon. That’s what I should’ve been…
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