Trina's Tortoise

she/her Death Becomes Her. 9 to 5. Falsettos. Most musicals really! The West Wing.

[les-mimi]

everybody check out my tiny madhel

also the funniest thing happened (it’s for the furniture and stuff)

and yes i bought everything

[slayianthe]

madhel + reductress headlines

[littlealexhorne]

"I mean the first thing you tried to do–and I genuinely believe you were trying to do this–is to run up a tree."

[1racoon7trenchcoats]

Helen: What's for dinner

Madeline: u are literally dead and do not have a stomach

Helen:

[marianreger]

Let's prohibit prohibition...

[babygirldilf]

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

[michis-peaches]

[totallynot-tea]

When ur gay and slowly losing the plot so you just make a bunch of silly posters of your fave🤗

Yes this is free promotion for her album! Go listen to it happens all the time guys it's great🙏

[punduck]

Wanted to draw something warm before dogs days are over in my area…

[wouldntyoulichentoknow]

well hold on give her a minute to think about this real quick

[punduck]

Honestly the hottest helen’s outfit………

[forthegayze]

[trinastortoise]

[ravens-cactus]

I feel like helen loves to write all of her first drafts and brainstorms with paper and pen but post-musical ends up writing even more by hand because madeline will just drape herself over helen as she writes so she needs one hand to be able to comb through mad’s hair or draw patterns on her skin and typing with one hand doesn’t work so well

[pro-missedagain]

This felt more... accurate to the lore

[bringonthevices]

Megan Hilty in rehearsals for Death Becomes Her

[trinastortoise]

Heyyy! 👋 Firstly, thanks for playing along and for the ask! 💜 And secondly... my eyes zoomed in on it, "Eulogy"?! 👀

Hey! Thank you for your ask! 💜

I can't really explain the plot of Eulogy without giving away some of the fun, but I'll give you a couple of sneaky sections...

(tw: major character death)

@ themadelineashton-sharp

My heart has been shattered into a million pieces and will never be whole again.

In the early hours of this morning, my darling wife Helen unexpectedly passed away in her sleep. 

For the past 10 years, she has been my soulmate, my best friend, my love, my person, and the thought of navigating life without her is unbearable.

I am taking a step back from the spotlight while I try to process this unimaginable grief, and ask for your understanding of my need for privacy at this time.

Madeline x

[...]

Madeline had curled deeper into her nest of blankets and pulled out her phone to double check her Instagram draft. Tears pooled in her eyes as she attempted to check that her message was grammatically correct; Helen would have hated her death announcement being posted with an apostrophe placed wrongly or a misspelled word. 

Reading the words she had written once more, she stifled a sob.

WIP ask game

[trinastortoise]

Hello! Thank you for your ask, BERNSTEAD DISNEYLAND????

Thank you for your ask!

The Disneyland idea if based on a throwaway line in one of my other Bernstead fics Small Steps (when Judy laments having got lost at Disney and Vi had to collect her from the lost children zone). Judy had always wanted to go to Disney but never went as a child so Vi finally buys her tickets.

I'm probably about 1/2 done with the writing, but am being hampered by the fact that I've never been to Disney which means the whole thing is probably wildly unrealistic! Plus, I'm determined to finally write Doralee into a Bernstead fic and I really want to get her characterisation right.

Here's a little bit of the fic:

“Happy tears?” She felt Judy nod against her neck, “That’s good, but I didn’t mean to make you cry like this on your birthday, honey.”

Judy tilted her head up to look at her; Violet gently brushed the tears from her cheeks with her thumb. A small smile appeared on her girlfriend’s face,

“S-sorry, Vi,” she said, shakily, “no-one has ever brought me such thoughtful presents before and then you got-”

She gulped back a fresh rush of tears, “you got t-tickets to somewhere I’d always w-wanted to go, because you actually listen when I tell you things, even when I’m rambling on and on. Dick would never-”

Judy shook her head, clearly not wanting to think about her ex-husband and his useless attempts at gift buying. It still made Violet angry when she thought of Judy telling her about the silver earrings (she was allergic to silver) and two-sizes-too-small jumper he’d brought her for Christmas one year. Her girlfriend had tried to laugh this off, but Vi had been incensed firstly that anyone could be so oblivious to the allergies of the person they purported to love but mainly that anyone would treat her Judy with that little care. 

“They must’ve been so expensive, Vi, you really shouldn’t spoil me like that.”

Violet smiled and kissed Judy’s forehead,

“Yes, I should. As your girlfriend, it’s part of my job description to spoil you, especially on your birthday.”  

WIP ask game