maidenless behavior

ungovernable

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They fed me sadness and got mad at me when that was all I could regurgitate.

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I doubt I'm the first to notice, but the Severance door is a guillotine.

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I posted the second ghost cat I made on my website this morning.

Sterling clay sculpted and dried over several days before high temp firing/sintering.

astralclowder.com

[astralclowder]

I posted the second ghost cat I made on my website this morning.

Sterling clay sculpted and dried over several days before high temp firing/sintering.

astralclowder.com

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The Etsy Design Awards didn't pick me so now I don't have to beg people to vote who I think just watch me to see if I mentally snap for the third time.

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It's hot as hell this week, but now there's family aware that I would fight God himself ten toes on business, and Morningstar's eternal torture would be keeping me from ever doing so.

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I feel like I should be doing sword design for booktok lol

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Lookin like little old men

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It's dragoncon time, so my memories are all full of people I'm not connected to anymore 🙃

[infectiouspiss]

kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water

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you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms

you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things

you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult

[infectiouspiss]

children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.

[astralclowder]

As a former child told that I should be seen and not heard and then being the parentified older child... yeah.

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Cosplayer in my feed lamenting and wilting about sharing their 10+ year old cosplays and being asked by the younger ones where they got the 3d files for it (it was sculpted on a body form).

I didn't have a 3d printer until a few years ago and I caught myself thinking about 10 years prior, the only thing I had 3d printed was a kid (my kid lol)

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I made one of these back in Feb with only a little Mario star in the screen area, and shockingly I took 0 pictures of it.

Moonstone and Sterling.

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In 2 months I'll have been married to my guy for 20 years.

We met before majorly dumb shit happened on the internet.

I couldn't imagine having to navigate the present fresh on the scene.

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I'm the eldest daughter, I've been breaking generational curses my entire life. I'm well-suited to burning all of this down in the revolution.

It's all built on a curse.

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I waited 20 years for revenge.

The outcomes of 20 years prior were truly for the best, but I never like suffering l'esprit de l'escalier.

My high school ex was (unsurprisingly) unhappy in his relationship and gets curious because, in his words, I was the one that got away.

Mind you, this breakup (he initiated over lies family friends told bc they wanted me out of their house) hurt me badly at 18 years old. My family was splitting up and everything was in limbo. The absolute worst time of my life up to then.

People change, yadda yadda, but really, sometimes they don't.

"But it was 20 years ago!" So?? Finding him on reddit roleplaying himself as 20 (he's 40+) looking for a threesome without the knowledge of his vanilla wife led me to believe he was not a better person after all this time. Revenge is a go.

It took a year and a half but he finally sent me an unsolicited dick pic and I knew the time had finally arrived.

He found me thru my now-archived OF, dumped his life story and sadness that his current wife wouldn't fuck him (but he's so charming 🫠🙃🥴) and his previous wife left him for a woman. He fucked up additionally with the dick pic supposedly "meant for another creator" (lol ok).

He revealed far too much to me in his lore dumping and I found his wife's email and sent her EVERYTHING lol. Venmo transfers, OF receipts, DMs, unsolicited photos...

I blocked them both on everything I could find after that and gave it to the universe.

I hope she found better.

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I don't know how to be when someone's rage fixing an issue 20 years late and wants recognition for it.

The cookies got stale waiting for you, bruh.

[astralclowder]

Nothing funnier to me rn than finding literally anything else to say other than "bless you" when someone sneezes.

"Wow."

"Absolutely not."

"Plaguebringer!"

The old ways were for dealing with demons. I love a good sneeze and tell you what, those bitches ain't leaving.