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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT KIRBY'S GONNA GET YALL IF YA DON'T STOP HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
BOY HOWDY
I WAS AWOKEN BY THE SOUND OF EMBARRASSMENT. WHERE IS IT? SHOW ME THE OBJECT OF RIDICULE.
"…Well, your costume is infinitely more embarrassing than anything Roxie could force me into. What are you? An inflatable Empoleon?”
THIS AIN'T A COSTUME, SON
YO, GHOST GUY! HAVE YOU SEEN A TALL GUY WITH A GREASY HAIRDO? I NEED SOMEBODY TO CREATIVELY INSULT FOR NO REASON. ALSO, HAVE YOU SEEN A PINK PUFFBALL BY THE NAME OF KIRBEH?
"You know, I think I saw a guy like that over the edge of that cliff. Why don’t you go jump off and check?"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
((This blog is basically me as Dedede yelling at people who don't know that I'm actually somebody they know))
sure is quiet in here
((Dedede kinda just alternates between his anime and game personalities at random))
YO, SPIKY-HEAD! THOUGHT YA COULD ESCAPE FROM ME, DIDJA?
"…’Spiky-Head’s a new one."
LISTEN UP! I'M LOOKIN FOR A GUY. HE'S SMALL, PINK, AND SHAPED LIKE A BALL! YOU SEEN HIM?
this waddle dee stole my hat
Why
what the fuck is a dedede
At least I actually look like a real animal you walking monkey head
YO, WEIRD CAT THING! I WANNA BE ONE O' THEM MAGICAL DUDES TOO!
"What is your wish then, Dedede?"
EH...ON SECOND THOUGHT...I THINK I'LL JUST GET RID OF KIRBY ON MY OWN...
The plot thickens,adeline thickens too
Maybe you should go on a diet
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
WHATS THE PARTY AREIS IT A DESTROY HOUSE AND NEVER COME BACK PARTY?
APPARENTLY IT'S SOME KINDA SEX PARTY AND THE LAST THING I WANNA SEE IS blackmambacheren DOIN THE HORIZONTAL MONSTAH MASH WITH A BOOZY FLOOZY
The plot thickens,adeline thickens too
Maybe you should go on a diet
'Private party'? We actually havin' a party, or that what you callin' sex now?
"A party-party! Or… We were supposed to. Tam got into the decorations. And the food.”
WOAH, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THIS KIND OF PARTY. NEVER MIND.
barbecue flavored potato chips