cooking baking
you’re the only person who gets it
Three Goblin Art
No title available

oozey mess
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosimo Galluzzi
Peter Solarz

titsay

★
Stranger Things
tumblr dot com

Origami Around

tannertan36
$LAYYYTER

No title available

roma★
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
DEAR READER
seen from Brazil
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia

seen from Japan

seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Japan

seen from United States

seen from Japan
seen from France
@triple-kick
cooking baking
you’re the only person who gets it
once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called 'the best pig at watching'. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said 'this is the best pig at watching'. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said 'the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching'. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching' and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up
if you’re between the ages of 30 and 40 aqua teen hunger force is an anime to you
"congress investigating now :) but i stay silly :3" is honestly such a serve I've been thinking "but i stay silly :3" all day... holy fucking bingle
she's so real for this shit 😭
working in marketing and seeing men get rewarded for their ineptitude in real time is really pushing me into my hybrid valerie solanas / joker era
it's funny to realize how completely unwarranted your feelings of imposter syndrome are when you're working with people who coast on knowing 10% of what you do but get paid twice as much :)
I'm not putting this up as a reblog on the post that prompted it because I don't want to derail somebody else's vent post, but the artists among us may find it reassuring – or, at least, a source of schadenfreude – to know that it's not just art commissions: literally all clients for bespoke work are Like That.
As a software developer for a web consulting outfit, I have personally experienced:
A client commissioning bespoke software for their website, using it for several years, going out of business, and trying to return the software for a refund on the grounds that they no longer needed it
A client getting a quote from us, deciding to go with a (suspiciously low) quote from a third party instead, getting screwed over by that third party, coming back to us to have the work down properly, and getting angry when we declined to honour the third party's quote
A client getting a website done by us, making a big show of how happy they were with the work, proposing a second website, going through the requirements-gathering process, then being shocked when presented with a second quote because I guess they thought they were getting infinite labour for a finite amount of money
Multiple clients proposing profit-sharing schemes in lieu of payment, then becoming performatively offended and verbally abusive when we asked to see their business plan
A client arguing that we should perform the work for free as a "public service"
While the parallels aren't exact, I suspect a lot of that is going to be eerily familiar to the artists in the room!
and it's the same in marketing too. People will try wheedling their way into free shit now until the end of time i s2g 😭
Where would I be without Hoe Cakes by MF DOOM
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
^_^
Listen fellas this past year has been my first experience being hot and having the confidence that comes with it
THAT BEING SAID
i do not know how to deal with drunk girls who clearly like me
smiling computers
source 1 2 3 4
ran into a weirdo getting home on public transit + a different weirdo who needs to lose my number randomly started texting me again 🙃
Thinking about moving eventually because I'm at my limit! <3 shit sucks and I hate that it's like rolling dice going out anywhere wondering if I'm gonna have an encounter with a strange man that has a lasting effect on my psyche
mutuals this winter we are all doing this