[lawfulgrunge-deactivated2019010]

[tachikoma]

Me

[1daf]

@trippingonnskies

[cumnog]

TGIF

Thank for i(for) f(weed)

[phunderplonics]

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

why’d you get banned?

[phunderplonics]

touched the rat

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

what rat

[phunderplonics]

chunky cheese

[thefinalgrl]

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case

[crystalcurses-deactivated201802]

*smokes bong and blows towards moon*

me: magic

[gofloresgo]

[catsofinstagram]

[the-stickers]

[allkillernofiller]

There has been a lady inside my brain screaming for the past 10 yrs and u think taking a bath and doing yoga will stop her? U are wrong. She is a very mad lady and she will not be silenced

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[dancersofeveryday]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

me and the girls

[brisbone]

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

[tendernxss]

Historic Cemetery // The Front Bottoms

[tendernxss]

Vacation Town // The Front Bottoms

[tendernxss]

Twelve Feet Deep // The Front Bottoms

[tendernxss]

Just Another Face // Modern Baseball

[llghtyear]

[trippingonnskies]

I swear to god the devil made me do it.

[ruinedchildhood]