Soften Up

Fuck you, dad. [duwang squad] M!As welcomed Current M!A: nice for a week

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i actually carry about 5000 euros rolled up and stashed in the heel of my boot 

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no natural fabrics, no matte surfaces 

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roll up to the club in a custom pink swarvoski crystal encrusted ferrari-limo combo, cascada just blasting, permission slip in hand,

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trish: *holds her* spice girl: *is hold*

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this is my favorite picture in existence

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i’d kill someone for cascada. if she said it, it’s done. no questions asked 

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every time i feel a little down cascada comes along to remind me that i can be her bad boy, i can be her man, i can be her weekend lover,

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bruno and his fucking cat pictures 

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ph……. phone?

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.........................................please god no i’ve already had to deal with bruno i barely got out of that alive

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1. there’s a button for that? 2. my sister gave me it

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oh my god gimme your phone selfies 101 is in session

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i should get a tattoo 

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1. but it flashes and makes me blind 2. don’t touch the tat

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1. flash is virtually useless, turn it off 2. fair enough the tat is cool where’d you get it

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my instagram is selfies, beauty tutorials, and people making mistakes

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my selfies are mistakes. two birds, one stone.

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nonsense. efficient in theory but total nonsense

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1. i don’t know to use a camera 2. *gestures to face*

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1. i can teach you, 2. i can teach you makeup

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every time I witness violence in the house I want to scream but I keep it in to maintain my image

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should i just….. roll bruno outside

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no violence in the garden either please

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how about the front lawn

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my instagram is selfies, beauty tutorials, and people making mistakes

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my selfies are mistakes. two birds, one stone.

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nonsense. efficient in theory but total nonsense

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every time I witness violence in the house I want to scream but I keep it in to maintain my image

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should i just..... roll bruno outside

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my instagram is selfies, beauty tutorials, and people making mistakes