Eclectic Olde Phart 👴🏼

Heterogeneous amalgamation from a taken Olde Phart in the Upper Midwest. I schedule the majority of my posts. I routinely block empty blogs and those under age. Feel free to message me. I've been hangin' around the Earth since 1951.

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When she transformed into a butterfly, the caterpillars spoke not of her beauty, but of her weirdness. They wanted her to change back into what she always had been. But she had wings.

Dean Jackson

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I changed my computer login to "Alcatraz" and now the Esc button won't work.

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A friend is thinking of writing a medical horror story about a man who overdoses on Mucinex.

The working title is

"Great Expectorations".

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This Just In:

A man has been shot with a starter pistol then beaten with a relay baton.

Police believe it may be race related.

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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