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Welcome to my side blog dedicated to Spamton G. Spamton!!

NEW SPAMTON DRAWING EVERY DAY AT 9:04PM UTC+1

THIS BLOG IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS

There is kink art regularly on here, as well as cute art and vent art of the [MAN HIMSELF]. SO BEWARE!!!!!!

My main is @princepink64, you can call me Prince or Pink, both are fine :]

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REQUESTS ARE OPENED! posted under the tag #request

I will take a while to get to it though, so please be patient!

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My polycule AU, in which Lil Spam, Big Shot Spam, Addispam and (big shot era) Tenna are in a polycule together, all under the tag: #polycule au

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Art tag: #my art

Writing tag: #my writing

NSFW art/posts: #deltaruined

Vent art/posts: #vent

SFW art/posts: #sfw

Spamton selfship posts FOR YOU: #spamton x reader

Spamton selfship posts FOR ME: #spamton selfship

Feel free to block the tags that make you uncomfortable!

[spamtonspammyspamspam]

i love his luscious hair <$

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hmmmmmmmmmm i'm tired....... i might have gotten sick.....

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i wanna kiss casanova.............................

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cw eyestrain

they need to play spin the bottle together

"why is 'deltarune' addispam dressed as a pippins?" answered here! :] [link]

[spamtonspammyspamspam]

wait sunshine i'm kinda dumb and idk what you mean by "make him into a handbag"? (/genq)

though thank you very much!! dn spam is wonderful and lovely, i'm glad you like my rendition of him!!! <$

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cw eyestrain

they need to play spin the bottle together

"why is 'deltarune' addispam dressed as a pippins?" answered here! :] [link]

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me: very anxious feeling horrible :(

also me after a little rest: ok i feel better now :]

[bimbocore]

I gotta get back into writing self indulgent slop, my ao3 is so barren

[snowslugs]

yummm yummy oh boy i sure love free slushies 😋 if only the character that could never turn down a good deal knew about this incredible opportunity oh wait i can do what i want

(cw: liquid bloat/stuffing, the puppet gets Big and gets weird about it and his tv is there to be a more casual pervert)

real cartoon fyetish shit 🤑

[jabonar]

Does Flowery have cake

No, mans got no cake not even flour

Just a normal, decently sized cake!

My guy has a bakery!!!

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

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i lob hims... full oh lovs..... i wanya kisshimmmmm..... the pampam........ grrrrrrrr

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CLICK ON THE [JPEG] FOR [Best Quality]!!!!

he needs to get fatter and heavier <$

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my spammy is having a HORRIBLE time right now

he's terrified of thunderstorms, and guess who heard thunger from outside this evening? 🫡

currently on duty of hugging spamspam, kissing his forehead many times, rocking him gently back and forth, until the thunderstorm calms down and he's not having a panic attack anymore </$

[jabonar]

i got reminded of this meme

of course the guy on all fours would be flowery

YESSS I saw this meme lately and immediately thought of Flowery

I imagine Flowery's piss kink would be more on the lowkey side rather than straight up begging (unless you rile him up to get to that point. It doesn't take much, honestly)

How would it get brought up?

For readers with a peen, I imagine it would be on one of those days where he's happily warming you and you tell him to take it out (for the bathroom). He's pouty about it so you joke about how you'll empty your bladder in his mouth if he doesn't, and he immediately pops a boner and had half a mind to keep it in (he doesn't. Because you told him to take it out, so he does.)

For readers without a peen, it might come to light if you joke about him being your toilet while you sit on his face. Again, boner popped

Oh and a very VERY cursory amount of top result Google research said that heavily diluted urine can be good fertilizer for some plants since it's nutrient-rich, so we can just pretend Flowery's one of those plants that likes it. And that it doesn't need to be diluted. Or reader can just drink tons of water? Stay hydrated!!

[spamtonspammyspamspam]

very very based

flowery would get so horny from being reader's toilet <$ the ultimate form of servitude! everything for his darling's needs <$$$

i think at first he wouldn't straight up ask for being pissed on/in, but after doing it once or twice, he'll be like "did you know urine is great for keeping flowers healthy? (hey guys! i think i found a GLUE!)" as a roundabout way of asking to do it againnnnn

he's needyyyy and he loves each and every one of reader fluids' taste....... grrrr

[eyegengrauu]

no really, whos this twink you guys are talking about ....?

(original resolution + transparent under cut! the above ones are screenshots so they're not stupid small when you click on them </3)

hi. i got taken over. Feel free to use these for literally whatever i dont mind! Crediting @eyegengrauu would be appreciated if used :)

[spamtonspammyspamspam]

today. was. EXHAUSTING.

we finally deep cleaned my previous apartment with my father, because i need to give back the keys on wednesday, we moved the last of my stuff that was in there and brought everything up the two flights of stairs of my current apartment

then after a long day of cleaning and moving, we did some groceries, and again, brought everything up two floors

my back is killing me 😭💔 i am so tired ushsisvskbsksjdk

at least it's done......

rn i'm resting with spam, and in like an hour i'll go back to clean up the mess we made and move things to their place

[vaporwastelander]

im sorryyyy this crackship just took over me