Tristan Dempsey

Twenty-six year old King of the Commonwealth. Fiance to Blair Windsor. Handsome devil.

[tristan-dempsey]

There is a black labrador running somewhere around the Suites.

Be warned. He responds to 'Barnacle'.

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...Tristan.

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…I accept nothing. That is not his true self that is his drunken father’s eccentric naming tendencies. Gecko? How is he? Yes. Babies grow, it’s called life and you cannot seriously be asking me this question..? It doesn’t matter for the record. What does, is that you’ve been ingesting something. Drugs, alcohol, energy drinks? Spill? You’re about as loopy as a roller coaster and amanda bynes thrown together right now.

[tristan-dempsey]

I was not under the influence of any alcoholic or otherwise based substances when I had set out to name our wonderful dog. Therefore it is his true self. Bam. He is fine, walking and stuff. It's crazy, last time I've properly seen him he was drooling all over himself and stuff. Well I did ask it. And your answer is unsatisfactory. You don't have a preference AT ALL? RED BULL. LOTS of Red Bull. IT WAS NICE BY THE WAY.

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...Tristan.

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..Sometimes I almost regret getting you Bar-I refuse to call him that. He needs a proper name-but irregardless his fur is looking better. I think it’s your grandmas influence. Still no drugs before midnight. You seem trippy enough without the 4/20 help. 

[tristan-dempsey]

Barnacle is his name and he is a proud owner of that name, alright? As his mother you've got to accept him as he is, embrace his true self, come now. It's good practice for the future, yeah? I saw Gecko the other day you know, babies grow so quickly, it's so weird. How many kids do we want? I've never asked if you want a boy or a girl. Do you want a boy or a girl?

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...Tristan.

No drugs before getting on the computer. You know the rules darling. “Flawless Royal fur” …God.

[tristan-dempsey]

HE DOES THOUGH! It's all shiny and soft and smooth. I think that shampoo my grandmother got him has something to do with this?? Or maybe it's just his flawless genes, I mean, royalty and all.

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[tristan-dempsey]

CHARACTER TRACKER:

Boy I haven't done one of those in ages.

Raymond Pleasant: After seeing his wife being a fierce motherfucker on the dash, boy got a boner for the woman. So since it's midnight in New York, Henry is asleep. Tom is probably asleep as well since it is mid week and he does have a school to attend. Raymond and Kayla - I'm assuming - will retreat into the bedroom or Raymond will tempt her to anyway and they'll lock the door and have lovely married secks. 

Harrison Brennan: IDK man, hopefully he's home and in bed with his wife whom HE LOVES SO MUCH. OMFG. IM HAVNIG FEELS. FUCK OFF FEELS.

Ethan McCall: It's midnight so.. Ethan's probably finishing up his stripper job. Anyone who goes stripper clubs would see him I suppose. So he'll attempt to sneak into the apartment without waking up Bennett or Leya. And then he'll go have a really quick shower and hop into bed because job in Harrison's office in the morning.

Diego Silva: Diego's going to get a good night's sleep because he's got no library job in the morning but he has to hop into a car and run a con. Robyn will walk into the middle of it from what I'm gathering and then dramas will happen. Yes. So he's sleeping nao.

Michael Specter: Has fucked Olivia real nice on his desk. And then he went to sleep. From what Shay communicated to me Olivia just kissed him and went home because she didn't want to overstep or some shit. That's nice. Michael's babysitting Lily in the morning so good luck with that Michael, yo. 

[tristan-dempsey]

There's people with class...

[finalmente-mi-deactivated202312]

Oh shut up. I’m allowed to be excited, the perpetual bachelor’s finally settling down…and I approve of your choice. I can’t wait! See you’re cute and I am totally excited to be your best person and this is me agreeing although I figured you already knew i would so the agreeing part is redundant. I love you, you big fish. Right, I’m looking forward to the kidnapping.

[tristan-dempsey]

Oh shush, nobody around here needs reminding of my promiscuous days.  They were fun, they were dramatic, they were all sorts of things but it's time for me to lay down some roots and join your 'married people' club. Good. I'm glad I won't have to tie you down at the altar. I really have no goddamn idea what the color schemes will be or any shit like that. I guess I really should.. talk to Blair about it, be a good husband to be and stuff. Why am I a fish now? Does that mean you're a turtle? You better be ready for it too.

[tristan-dempsey]

There's people with class...

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You better be. Ahhhhhhh! The wedding! Jesus, I’m excited. Gotta go look for my dress and everything. Barnacle is adorable, he’s growing a bit too fast but he’ll always be cute. Easter? You’ve got to be kidding. The one after that though, I’m yours for the taking. 

[tristan-dempsey]

Hah, stop with all this excitement. Need I really ask you to be my best (wo)man? I mean, I really think that's kind of obvious that you're going to be that anyway. But here, consider this me asking. Course not this weekend, you fool. But as soon as Easter's over, I'm kidnapping you again.

[tristan-dempsey]

C A L L // Blair+Tristan

Blair: Oh.. I thought I saw some sort of disturbance on the dash.. sure love. have a good night. I knew I was going to get buttered up by the way- but for the record. I don't mind you..doing that. It's whatever baby. Glad you called though. Wake me when you get in bed, yeah?

Tristan: See, this is why we're getting married. You're sexy, you're really mean sometimes but it's hot and you're awesome. End of cheesy moment. I'll wake you up but I don't know if I'll be very adequate. Just a heads up, yeah?

[tristan-dempsey]

There's people with class...

[finalmente-mi-deactivated202312]

Exactly. It’s always your fault. Always. I’m glad you’re owning up to it now. Oh my god I knew some sort of demand was coming. All the things I do for you though. Fine, this will happen when you decide to stay put for more than two seconds. So. Totally your call.

[tristan-dempsey]

I'm put, I'm put. Staying put for a little while. Need to discuss wedding stuff with the fiancee, and best man stuff with Barnacle. He has to help me decide, you know. Think Mr. Pleasant will let me take you out for a weekend?

[tristan-dempsey]

There's people with class...

[finalmente-mi-deactivated202312]

Yes, Raymond. They don’t even have to look just think the wrong thing. They’ll be out for the count. He’s a teddy bear for the most part but when he gets into protective mode, it’s all over. Of course. The supernatural connection, how could I forget? In all fairness, I’d fly halfway across the world to kick someone’s ass if they even attempted to mess with you. Just saying.

[tristan-dempsey]

All this is turning into a novel again and you know why? Because I keep hopping out of here and disappearing better than Houdini. I had a camping trip with you when you were just Raymond's girlfriend, then when you were his fiancee, and now I demand a camping trip with the wife Kayla. Do eet. You know you want to.

[tristan-dempsey]

C A L L // Blair+Tristan

Blair: {Chuckles} ..Why do I feel like I'm about to be buttered up?

Tristan: I have no idea. Well... This basic bitch kind of fucked up real bad because clearly he's got some sort of an ocular impairment. And my friend would like to party as a way of waving the motherfucker bye bye. And I'd like to go ahead and party with her and make sure she's okay.