It's Beautiful Over There.

Marc, 20. I'm completely in love with languages and linguistics and things of the sort. I go to UMW and I plan to learn as much about all that as I can. As of right now, I speak English and Spanish fluently, I can understand Chinese and French, I'm learning Arabic, and I plan on learning Italian, Japanese, and German. I'm a huge cat person so that's a sure fire way to get in my pants.

[otherwindow]

Character in a zombie series: What are those Things™? Those Things™ can’t be human… at least, not anymore. If I get bit, take me down, I don’t wanna be one of those… Things™. Me:

[cursedcatimages]

[thegiantpandabear]

Tops with no vocabulary be like

[lonely-epidemic]

Stop top shaming. They’re humans too

[proto-homo]

So we gotta put in 85% of the work and have a script written with lines memorized???

[niambi]

85%?!?!?

[proto-homo]

Okay, you right. It’s more like 97.42%

[dotdotfrot-deactivated20190813]

I- 97.42%?

[thegiantpandabear]

Bottoms: *clean out for 20 minutes, watch what they eat for the entire day, blow the top for 15 minutes, ride the top while supporting their entire body weight, deal with possibly being sore afterward for a short time*

Tops: *get hard and just shove it in, sometimes don’t help the bottoms finish after they finish because they just fall asleep*

97.42% tho

[that-twink-over-there]

As a vers man let me tell you… topping is the easiest thing to do. Bottoming is what takes effort.

Facts are facts, Tumblr… Facts. Are. Facts

[st-pam]

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[imprettyodd]

[tallish-hobbit]

[amazingakita]

people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[princelemmy]

Gay Porn

Bottom: “Its my first time go slow”

Top:

[tristessetjoie]

A mutual did it and now I’ll do it too

Send xxxmas nudes if you love me

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[mortis01]

Reblog pls

[caboose-ed]

Fuck @yahoo

[marsh-room]

[foodforthot]

[sissyslutheather]

Haha fuck Yahoo and fuck Tumblr!

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[bipolarized]

This is it.

This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[dicksplit]

when you put your music on shuffle and it lands on a good song

[calamitylou-blog1]

Where has this been all my life?

[pankunchiii]

Jane living in 3047 while us suckers are living in 2018

[americasnexttophomo-blog]

Send me a nude and a number and I'll comment on it 😘

[purrrcrastination]

being an art major talking to your friends in different majors like

[saiasus]

SEND ME A NUDE WITH NUMBER AND I’LL COMMENT ON IT

[evilrashida]

Do it I’m bored