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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
The ādrawā of AI doesnāt work on me for the same reason that the Ring couldnāt tempt Samwise. Because I LIKE to write. I like to make things, I like the process of making things, instead of just the end result.
*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick
*idea gets more complicated*
*idea gets more complicated*
*idea gets more complicated*
*idea gets more complicated*
oh no
Ā© _ADwills
be kind to yourself and your creations ā”
MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE
ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals
reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life
Itās Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.
Theyāre looking at each other, comparing cats:
And Vincent Price was also bi so, y'know, letās hear it for the bi pride catboys.
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
To be honest, Iāve never shaved my legs once
This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Writing tips:
āYou feel the bulge in his pantsā - implies that you are feeling some guyās penis, may be sexy depending on context
āYou feel the bugle in his pantsā - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
A random thought I had since I've been reading BB&C and Zodiac Blues- are you familiar with the 2009 video game? To me, that's more of a true third movie than we ever got but I'm curious if you have any thoughts on it.
Hi!
I am vaguely aware of the 2009 video game. By that I mean, Iāve seen various screenshots, memes, and dug around a bit on the Wiki (both in trying to understand the classification system and because it had some fascinating character descriptions - it truly sounds like the game has an interesting plot). Iām not a video game person. I had a Nintendo 64 and a Gameboy Color back in the day, but if itās more complicated than SuperMario or Tetris Iāve not played it.Ā Similarly, Iāve seen some stuff about the comics (again, images, memes, and a bit of the wiki), but Iāve not read them either.Ā Iād love to hear more of your thoughts on the game!
Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.
thereās no such thing as tmi. letās overshare together ā¤ļø
pads
tampons
cup
birth control that stops periods
free bleeding
crumpled up toilet paper or whatever else works just shoved up there
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