TrivialQueen's Fanfiction

@trivialqueen

Works in Progress mostly, sometimes more complete works, thoughts on fandom, complaints about my dissertation, occasionally pontification on other topics including food, my Dude, & my cat. I'm also on ff.net and AO3. [Cait, early 30s, consummate midwesterner, historian, and cat-mom. Ich spreche nur ein bisschen Deutsch]

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banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

shouldbewritingnow

The “draw” of AI doesn’t work on me for the same reason that the Ring couldn’t tempt Samwise. Because I LIKE to write. I like to make things, I like the process of making things, instead of just the end result.

kritzenkriegen

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

allthingswhumpyandangsty

be kind to yourself and your creations ♡

uncertainlys

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

willgrahamscock

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

willgrahamscock

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ozempicofficial

the-semicolonoscopy

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

cipheramnesia

They’re looking at each other, comparing cats:

cipheramnesia

And Vincent Price was also bi so, y'know, let’s hear it for the bi pride catboys.

geneva-pnw

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

softcalf

who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?

jammiepinkincarnation

To be honest, I’ve never shaved my legs once

#I wax everything below my navel #and I mentioned that to a colleague in the office while she and I were alone #and I used a lawn care metaphor and she laughed and (spot on I might add)#my colleague Kyle would quickly clock I wasn’t actually talking about trimming the hedge and get embarrassed #while my boss Patrick would *not* and immediately dominate the conversation with mulching tips #(not a emphasis)

shadowen

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

#I’m going on vacation in T-minus 5 days #I am mentally already on vacation

azaablue

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

goth-queen

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

A random thought I had since I've been reading BB&C and Zodiac Blues- are you familiar with the 2009 video game? To me, that's more of a true third movie than we ever got but I'm curious if you have any thoughts on it.

Hi!

I am vaguely aware of the 2009 video game. By that I mean, I’ve seen various screenshots, memes, and dug around a bit on the Wiki (both in trying to understand the classification system and because it had some fascinating character descriptions - it truly sounds like the game has an interesting plot). I’m not a video game person. I had a Nintendo 64 and a Gameboy Color back in the day, but if it’s more complicated than SuperMario or Tetris I’ve not played it. Similarly, I’ve seen some stuff about the comics (again, images, memes, and a bit of the wiki), but I’ve not read them either. I’d love to hear more of your thoughts on the game!