Trophy Boyfriend

[thecommonchick]

[japan-esque]

[cornerofthemind]

this is the most important thing in the world

[ghostdvnce-deactivated20150608]

Oh my god.

[jinseinotsuki]

@nokibae

[soft-eren]

This is my life now

[parfloral]

Fridays burger break (instagram) 

[trophy-boyfriend]

Will you be my trophy boyfriend?

Yes

[memewhore]

[bikesgobrrr-deactivated20241113]

The first time I saw one of these bags in person i was really baked at college and it just completely fucked me up.

[stability]

[stability]

does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the thrilling saga

[anthonycrowleymoved]

update: cornwallis is a girl but after i asked her rachel has decided to keep the name the same because it’s hilarious

[anthonycrowleymoved]

update: rachel’s mother has not yet taken to the bird and it appears to be a gradual process in the making. on the upside, madame cornwallis has taken a shining to vivaldi’s four seasons, my chemical romance’s the black parade, and the pokemon theme song.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

it’s happened again i cannot believe

[problematicparrot]

[intensional]

Look at all those ducks

[ambliviance]

[nomenu]

[fiercetransgirls]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

[beyoncevevo]

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Ten different responses to unwanted dick pics.