❝ 𝐈 am going to make everything around me 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋. that will be my 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄. ❞ ── 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐀𝐍 the song - teller of sami thicket . sung by 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐆𝐋𝐄.
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❝ 𝐈 am going to make everything around me 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋. that will be my 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄. ❞ ── 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐀𝐍 the song - teller of sami thicket . sung by 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐆𝐋𝐄.
Rek'yr: Did you just refer to a knife as a 'gelfling opener'?
SkekMal: Should I not have?
Rek'yr: A severed head.
SkekMal: I’m not really hungry right now, thanks.
Rek'yr: There is a severed head in my home.
SkekMal: … Yes.
Rek'yr: WHY is there a severed head in my home?!
SkekMal: Well, where else was I supposed to put it?! You don’t mind, do you?
⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔
“ you mock my pain! ” “ life is pain. ” “ he’s only mostly dead. ” “ i’m on the brute squad. ” “ you are the brute squad. ” “ prepare to die. ” “ we’ll never survive. ” “ nonsense. you’re only saying that because no one ever has. ” “ who are you? ” “ get used to disappointment. ” “ you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. ” “ i’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ” “ that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. ” “ drop. your. sword. ” “ shut up!! ” “ you’ve made your decision then? ” “ i bet my life on it! ” “ truly, you have dizzying intellect. ” “ you’re just stalling now. ” “ you guessed wrong. ” “ enough of that. ” “ surrender. ” “ you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. ” “ i hate waiting. ” “ morons. ” “ you are wonderful. ” “ you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill you. ” “ why are you smiling? ” “ because i know something you don’t know. ” “ goodnight. good work. i’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ” “ oh, there’s something i ought to tell you. ” “ think it’ll work? ” “ it would take miracle. ” “ hear this now — i will always come for you. ” “ this is true love, you think this happens every day? ” “ death cannot stop true love. ” “ i died that day. ” “ we may as well die here. ” “ he’s dead. he can’t talk. ” “ as you wish. ” “ why didn’t you wait for me? ” “ you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ” “ you killed my love. ” “ it’s possible. i kill a lot of people. ” “ yes, you’re very smart. shut up. ” “ you’ve been mostly-dead all day. ” “ inconceivable!! ” “ let me explain. ” “ your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ” “ what hideous sin have you committed lately? ” “ will you ever forgive me? ” “ there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. ”
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i hate to say it but this:
is literally book skekmal’s energy
look i’m contributing to the fandom
skekmal when he sees the target of his current hunt:
egyn can have a little serotonin, as a treat
The one time the skeksis tried security checks…
Based on a conversation my friend and I had that skekMal’s cape is like an endless pocket he can store all kinds of stuff in.
Wolf and dog skulls.
‘the wiki says urVa is a martial arts master’ from this post
Hello ! I’m Waddle/Mink, I’m nearly 27 years old. I’m disabled and hoping to use commissions as a way to gain income as I have been struggling as of late. I typically work in the beauty industry, focused most predominately on nail art out of my own home. I’ve recently felt like my graphic work is becoming good enough to sell so I felt it was a good idea to try it out after my Doctor mentioned wanting me to find another thing to do over the nail work due to health concerns, not to mention the fact that we are now coming out of season for nails and I am deeply struggling with my income. I’ll still be working with nails as its one of my favourite things to do, however, this will give me something to do as an alternative and a relief from constant chemicals as well as helping me to continue living during the off-season.
ALL MY PRICES ARE IN AUD FOR SIMPLICITY SAKE AS I AM LOCATED IN AUS.
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